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G3BU5 KR057

The Bacon of Eternity

About Me

Two thousand-ish years ago, a man was nailed to a tree for telling people how great it would be for people to be nice to each other for a change. Obviously this didn't work. What it did was spawn a religion (two and a half, really) whose core tenets are exactly the opposite of what most of its followers do.

I'm here to change all that.

Yes, I have a girlfriend. Yes, that's her in my number 1 slot. Yes, she's the awesomest ever. Yes, we have a sexually open relationship.

Check out my webcomic!
Yes, I'm a big dork. I also have a big dork.

My Interests

RHPS, Rocky Horror, Rocky Horror Picture Show, sex, Goth, most kinds of rock music, staring around at my tiny apartment downtown.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's interested in having a lot of fun being offensive and generally loud. Anyone who's interested in having sex with me. And also, these girls.

Music:

The following list is my favorite bands/artists in a complicated order that has nothing to do with how much I like the band. Asterisks indicate my favorites.
**A Perfect Circle**, Disturbed, Godsmack, Spike 1000, System of a Down, *Flogging Molly*, Sparta, Pray for the Soul of Betty, Zwan, The Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Ozzy Osbourne, *Queen*, Elton John, The Eagles, Styx, Tom Petty, Aerosmith, Guns N' Roses, Manowar, Megadeth, Metallica, Van Halen, *Bryan Ferry/Roxy Music*, Michael Jackson, *Tears for Fears*, The Misfits, The Cars, The Fixx, Genesis, Men at Work, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, U2, Korn, **The Smashing Pumpkins**, *Green Day*, L7, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, The Offspring, Barenaked Ladies, *Beck*, Dave Matthews Band, Live, Rockapella, Tom Waits, **Oingo Boingo/Boingo/Danny Elfman**, Siouxsie and the Banshees/The Creatures, The Cure, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, The Dead Milkmen, *Richard Cheese*, Stephen Lynch, Tenacious D, *They Might Be Giants*, **"Weird Al" Yankovic**, Cold, *Samhain/Danzig*, The Union Underground, *Jamiroquai*, Wild Cherry, Anticrisis, Feindflug, Funker Vogt, Psyclon Nine, *Suicide Commando*, Wumpscut, And One, *The Cruxshadows*, Diary of Dreams, Godhead, KMFDM/MDFMK, Laibach, London After Midnight, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, Project Pitchfork, Snake River Conspiracy, Switchblade Symphony, Zeromancer, Evanescence, Marilyn Manson, Orgy, The Sisters of Mercy, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, *Type O Negative*, Diva Destruction, Inkubus Sukkubus, Lacuna Coil, **Nightwish**, Power Symphony, Samael, Symphony X, Apoptygma Berzerk, Assemblage 23, Beborn Beton, **Covenant**, Delerium, E Nomine, Fictional, Juno Reactor, Neuroticfish, Project 12:01, Psyche, Skinny Puppy, *VNV Nation*, Wolfsheim, *Ataraxia*, Corvus Corax, The Dead Can Dance, Einsturzende Neubauten, Helium Vola, **Concrete Blonde/Johnette Napolitano**, Gothacoustic Ensemble, The Birthday Party, *The Dresden Dolls*, ****NICK CAVE****, Rasputina, **Alice in Chains**, Nirvana, *Soundgarden*, Stone Temple Pilots, *Insane Clown Posse*, 311, Gorillaz, *Mindless Self Indulgence*, *Rammstein*, **Stabbing Westward**, Static-X, ***TOOL***, *White Zombie*, Apocalyptica, The Vitamin Records String Tribute Band, The Cranberries, **Fiona Apple**, Tori Amos, Deep Forest, Enigma, *Gregorian*, Kitaro, Loreena McKennitt, *Angelfish/Garbage*, Bjork, *Incubus*, The Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Primus, *Queensryche*, *The Police/Sting*, VAST, No Doubt, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Daft Punk, Lords of Acid

Movies:

These are the movies/TV series I currently own: 12 Monkeys, The Abyss, The Addams Family, Airheads, Akira, Alien, Aliens, American Beauty, American History X, The Big Lebowski, Blade, Blade 2, Blade Trinity, Blade Runner, Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows, Bound, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Bulletproof Monk, The Butterfly Effect, Cabin Boy, The Chronicles of Riddick: Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury, The Chronicles of Riddick: The Necromongers (I had to make up a subtitle due to the other movies having subtitles) , Clerks: Uncensored (animated series), Clerks, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Critic: The Complete Series, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Crow, Daredevil, Daredevil: Director's Cut, Dark City, The Dark Crystal, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko: Director's Cut, The Doors, Dracula (1992), Dracula 2000, Dune (2000), Children of Dune, Edward Scissorhands, Family Guy vol. 1, Family Guy vol. 2, Family Guy vol. 3, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Futurama vol. 1, Futurama vol. 2, Futurama vol. 3, Happy Gilmore, Happy Tree Friends: Vol. 1, Happy Tree Friends: Vol. 2, Happy Tree Friends: Vol. 3, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Hero, Hellboy, Heavy Metal, The Highlander, Hot Shots!, Hot Shots! Part Deux, House on Haunted Hill (1999), How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1960), Hulk (2003), The Incredibles, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Invader ZIM vol. 1, Invader ZIM vol. 2, Invader ZIM vol. 3, Iron Monkey (1993), The Italian Job (2003), Jackass: The Movie, Jurassic Park, Kill Bill vol. 1, Kill Bill vol. 2, Kingdom of Heaven, The Last Samurai (2003), The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Legend, The Legend of Drunken Master, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Extended Edition, The Matrix, The Animatrix, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions, Men In Black, Men In Black II, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns, Mystery Men, National Treasure, Night of the Living Dead (1968), The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Ninth Gate, Pi: Faith in Chaos, Pink Floyd - The Wall, The Pirates of the Caribbean, The Planet of the Apes (2002), The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Punch-Drunk Love, The Queen of the Damned, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Resident Evil, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo and Juliet (1997), Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Samurai Jack vol. 1, Samurai Jack vol. 2, The Scorpion King, Seven, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Shaolin Soccer, Shrek 2, Sin City, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Sleepy Hollow, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Spaceballs, Spider-Man, Stargate, Starship Troopers, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Time Bandits, Total Recall, UHF, Unbreakable, Underworld, Van Helsing, Vanilla Sky, Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, X-Men 1.5, X-Men 2, XXX, Young Frankenstein
These are movies you're going to buy me: Aliens Vs. Predator: Unrated Edition, Family Guy: The Stewie Griffin Story, The Crow: City of Angels, The Crow: Salvation, The Crow: Wicked Prayer, Hellboy: Director's Cut, Highlander II: Renegade Version, Highlander III, Highlander: Endgame, Spider-Man 2: Special Edition

Television:

Shows I used to like: coming soon, or maybe never.

Books:

meh. Ask me.

Heroes:

Frank N. Furter. He fucks everyone silly and then dies.

My Blog

It’s February the First...

And my $900 tax return was just deposited into my account.I needs me a tattoo. But I haven't the faintest idea what I really want. I have a couple ideas, but none of them sound perfect.Gimme some idea...
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:03:00 PST

I'm getting pretty sick and tired...

of people leading me on. Especially when they're attracted to me and claim to want me. Then they go and disappear to Utah, or simply don't reply/call back. If you (a specific couple you's in mind her...
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:55:00 PST

A Top Ten.

And now, from our home office in the third stall in the men's restroom at Hungry Hank's Hush Puppy Hut in Swerdlo, Alabama, Gebus Krost's TOP TEN WAYS TO APPEAR IGNORANT ON MYSPACE!11. Repost bulletin...
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 04:27:00 PST

My girlfriend's the greatest ever...

I love it when she tells everyone how wonderful she thinks I am... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Danielle Antoinette Date: Jan 6, 2006 1:56 AM I need to tell you that yo...
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:34:00 PST

So here I am...

At the library. Because my CPU went *pop*. I hadn't backed up in months, I really hope my hard drives aren't fried, that would mean losing all of my comic's  new format characters and about 2 GB ...
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:56:00 PST

Finals are over.

I did pretty well on my music theory final. About, let's say, 80-90%. I kicked ass on my piano final. 96%. I raped my physics final's mother. 'Cause I'm too sick. Give you the heebie-jeebies. I'll be ...
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 05:55:00 PST

Well, it's 3:27AM Sunday night...

...and I can't sleep. I have a final in 6.5 hours. This sucks.
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 02:28:00 PST

Ay ya...

So after working steadily for two weeks, I'm almost done with recreating the characters for my comic's new format. After that, it's simple copy-paste technology to redo all 96 episodes. And then add b...
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:41:00 PST

Fucking fuckporks.

God jesus fucking christ in a biscuit damn it! My entire music list is gone. I'm so fucking pissed at musicvideocodes.ws. WARNING: If you use their site to put a video on your site, prepare to have it...
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 01:04:00 PST

So it's been around 96 hours...

AND I AM STILL FUCKING SICK! Food poisoning is NOT supposed to last this long. I'm starting to think I may have the flu. And that really really blows--I haven't had the flu since I was 10.
Posted by G3BU5 KR057 on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:58:00 PST