Two thousand-ish years ago, a man was nailed to a tree for telling people how great it would be for people to be nice to each other for a change. Obviously this didn't work. What it did was spawn a religion (two and a half, really) whose core tenets are exactly the opposite of what most of its followers do.
I'm here to change all that.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. Yes, that's her in my number 1 slot. Yes, she's the awesomest ever. Yes, we have a sexually open relationship.
You're wondering why I have two profiles? It's simple, really. I'm tired beyond tired of going through more than 5 pages A DAY of inane schlock bulletins in case I've missed something important from my good friends. So this profile here is for my elite good friends. Or perhaps I just really want to have sex with you.
Check out my webcomic!
Yes, I'm a big dork. I also have a big dork.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gebus (James)
Birthday: 5/21/1982
Birthplace: Englewood, CO
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red and brown
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: English/French/Central European
The Shoes You Wore Today: White sneakers
Your Weakness: Little Debbie Snack Cakes
Your Fears: Nuclear radiation, poisonous spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: No vowel toppings (onions, olives, artichokes, anchovies)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a call center job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Word.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Usually sexual.
Your Best Physical Feature: *censored*
Your Bedtime: 8 hours before I have to wake up
Your Most Cherished Memory: For now: Getting a standing ovation after performing a great preshow.
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chick-Fil-A
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chai
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint Chocolate Chip, sucka.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caffeine is bad. Coffee is gross.
Do you Smoke: Occasionally
Do you Swear: Fuck vulgarity.
Do you Sing: I'd like to think I sing well.
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: I am in love. (but that doesn't mean I won't fuck you)
Do you want to go to College: I'm currently going.
Do you want to get Married: No.
Do you belive in yourself: I am, therefore I think.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not unless I'm spinning.
Do you think you are Attractive: Doesn't everyone think I'm attractive?
Are you a Health Freak: Absolutely not.
Do you get along with your Parents: It's not hard to get along with my parents.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: My nose
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, but that's because my drugs are so hard to find.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Love sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: http://www.denverrhps.com
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but sometimes I cross the street to the mailbox naked.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes. I hated it.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Suicide bombing something important like the UN building.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Radio producer
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl...
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: As long as you attempt to take care of yourself
Best Clothing Style: On my floor.
Back to Me...
Number of different Drugs I have taken: 8
Number of CDs I own: 35GB of mp3's
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One or two
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