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About Me

I'm very honest and try not to lie. I always try to tell the truth to my friends no matter how brutal the honesty is. I'm a nice guy but I hate finishing last. The worst thing I could ever do is let someone walk all over me. I've been told that I'm also interesting. I guess being eccentric can be interesting. I'm usually very hyper but can calm down and be serious when necessary. Being hyperactive has nothing to do with ADD or ADHD but has everything to do with how you view life. On the note of learning differences, I have a rare learning difference called a processing problem. It doesn't mean that I'm slower than others it just means that I can't take too much information at once. Ironically, I have an excellent memory and can recollect pieces of information whether it's useful or not. I'm very open-minded and can tolerate all forms of humor (even the most fucked up kinds). I'm agnostic so I humor the idea of religion but I'm not convinced. I just can't believe in something especially when I've never seen it and it's based on faith alone. On the side of me being open-minded and agnostic I can only tolerate religion when it's not being thrown in my face or preached at me. I partake in a Rocky Horror Picture Show cast in Denver. Some of the cast members say that they are tired of loosing a theatre and nothing happening so they quit. I stick around because I feel that something good will come out of it and if nothing then it's a good way to spend a Saturday night. I like to hang out at various coffee shops and find myself hopping from one to the other but ironically don't like coffee. I enjoy tea. I think the only kind of tea I don't like is Earl Grey. It's a little too bitter for me. My friends say that I'm like a demonic teddy bear. I may look scary but I'm not. I'm just somewhat evil. I don't like drama so if you are looking for my friendship don't create drama with me. And if you do create drama then don't ask me for a friendship on myspace or in real life. I am an actor of films. I no longer partake in the theatre arts unless I'm directing or it's for a favor to a fellow director. I did graduate from Red Rocks Community College with an AA in Theatre and a certificate in Holistic Health. My biggest passion right now is making movies. I love to write screenplays then direct and act in them.Now here are some surveys that explain more about myself.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?Remember kids: Pink is a man's color. Any man who refuses to wear pink is a pansy and is very insecure with his sexuality. My favorite color is Red though.
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?So what if I'm evil. I'm only good to my loved ones.
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


100%

Blood


67%

Chains/Handcuffs


50%

Bondage


42%

Blind Folds


33%

Whips


25%
What..s Your Kinky Turn On?
created with QuizFarm.comBITE ME! I do bite. Biting is a good thing. Biting never hurt anyone. Well, except for those who are getting attacked. Human blood just tastes good it's not really a turn on. And I'm not too fond of the bondage thing. It's too confining.
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Studley Tractor Hillbilly Name GeneratorYep, that's me. Studley Tractor. Yeehaa!
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama.
Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time...
But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you.
You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading. What Pattern Is Your Brain?I am a riddle and yet at the same time can be understood.
Your Birthdate: December 1
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.
Your strength: Your supreme genius
Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity
Your power color: Gold
Your power symbol: Star
Your power month: January What Does Your Birth Date Mean?I was actually supposed to be born on November 22 of 1982. It's because of this that I have two different Zodiac signs attached to me.
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?Awe, I'm not that great.
Your Observation Skills Get An A+
You have perfect observation skills...
Or perfect skils for Googling quiz answers! How Observant Are You?I am ever watchful.
You Are Apple Pie
You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional
Those who like you crave security What Kind of Pie Are You?Eat me!
You Are New York
Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.
Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen What American City Are You?That is me in a nutshell. However, I like to think I'm more Colorado than New York.
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?My philosophy about kissing: You don't have to be a good kisser to know that it's about the mood. Mood in kissing always sets a pace whether it's slow or fast. You also need to know about the other person's preferences. Some people don't like the tongue and others embrace it. Some people like to taste stomachs while others like gentle massage inside the mouth. But I don't know anyone who likes the horse kisses. Horse kisses are when your kissing partner wraps his/her mouth around yours and goes at it. It's almost like they're trying to eat your face. I have been told that I am a good kisser but I don't know about knocking other people's socks off. When it comes to the ethics of kissing, I never tell someone that they are a good kisser unless I really mean it. Telling someone that they are a good kisser just "because" is not a good reason. So when you're kissing your love interest or date or make-out stranger don't tell them they are a good kisser just because you want them to feel good about themselves or they told you and you want to return the favor. Tell them that because it's true.
You Are an Appletini
Most of the time, you're a typical party guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal. What Mixed Drink Are You?Analysis: So, I may have a lot of sex appeal but if I want to up it then I have to get drunk. The last time I got drunk (I should say slammed), I talked about nothing that was appealing and, when my friend took me home, I hugged my toilet all night. Now that's sexy.
Justice and Morality: You believe in doing what is right for others and maybe even for yourself. People would consider you one with good morals, and someone who would not let them down.
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Yes, this is true, however, I have been known to be a Devil's advocate. What Dragon Are You Most Like? (cool pics!!)
You are the dragon of contentment. You don't mind being alone, but you have friends. You can live on as long as your friends are by your side. To protect them you would try to talk it out first and if that doesn't work, you would most likely use your physical strength. As long as your happy, the world around you seems to be happy
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I am a pretty happy person. Protecting my friends is a must to me. If my friends are in trouble then I must help them. I do have my limits and even some obstacles that I would need to overcome if it were something big. In other words, I'm about the physical protection more than the financial protection.
T Twisted
I Influential
M Magical
N Nice
I Inspirational
K Kind
K Keen
E Excellent
L Luscious
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I'm so glad that there are no repeated words in this.
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?If I scare scary people then I wonder how normal people feel.
Halloween Horoscope for Scorpio
Halloween is your favorite holiday for scaring and shocking others.
You like to bring out your alternate persona on Halloween - and have the night of your life.
Costume suggestions: A freaky monster or prince / princess of darkness.
Signature Halloween candy: Snikers What's Your Halloween Horoscope?A freaky monster or a prince? That's kind of playing two sides of the spectrum. What about a freaky prince? But then I'm just looking at becoming the Artist Formally Known As Prince. Snikers is my favorite candy. And as far as the whole alternative persona goes, I never have just one persona. Scorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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That is just my Scorpio side.
Halloween Horoscope for Sagittarius
Halloween is your time to be flirtatious, sexy, and hot hot hot!
You love to tempt people into evil, even if it's just for one night.
Costume suggestions: A sexy devil or a dark killer
Signature Halloween candy: Anything spiked with booze What's Your Halloween Horoscope?A sexy devil or a dark killer? How about a sexy killer or a dark devil? I'm not much of a drinker but I do dabble. And I'm always flirtatious. Sagittarius
You are fun loving and independent, and you dont like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra
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That is my other side. The dawn of Sagiscorpitarius is here!
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?I guess I really do flirt organically.
You're 75% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?What can I say about that? Kiss me because you know why. The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz
Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently, you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy model girlfriend is a zombie.
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Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeIf you haven't seen Resident Evil: Extinction you should. There is a ton of dead Milla Jolovachs in a pile where they practically tease a horde of zombies. That just reminds me of a necrophiliac's wet dream.Take the quiz:
Are You a Ninja, Pirate, Viking, or Samurai?

Samurai
You are very honorable and fair. You respect people and nature, and you probably regret most of your sins. You're probably a pretty dangerous fighter, too.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!What if I could be a Samurai Pirate? I guess it's a huge contradiction. A person who respects and yet kills people. A dangerous fighter with wenches. Ooh, that's an awesome idea.Take the quiz:
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Psi Dragon
You knew you'd get this result didnt you? the psi dragopn is more like a spiritual or host of dragon. You have the sixth sense of premonition and knows things before they happen, hence giving you an advantage over most of your adversaries. You feel you are smart and significantly better then all others.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!I am pretty great aren't I?Tim Nikkel's sexual nickname:
"Bushbeater"
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comWow, can we be anymore subliminal? My pirate name is: Bloody Tom Roberts Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Your Penis Name Is...
Darth Vader Penis Name GeneratorThis is a great video about acting (my passion).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stevie Star the professional regurgitator, my biological father/donor, any siblings that was the result of my father, Frank Caliendo. Anyone who is worth meeting.

My Blog

Sweeney Todd performances starting 7th of June

Hey everyone, I am one of the actors in Sweeney Todd. I play Beadle Bamford. I know that the economy sucks right now but if you have a Sunday night free then you should come on down to Lannie's C...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 13:25:00 GMT

Myspace 2: Tim's Boycott

Hey, just to let you all know.  This bulletin is bogus.  Fox network owns the rights to myspace.  Why do you think Fox has so many myspace profiles due to shows on Fox network and movie...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 18:02:00 GMT

Our Troops

Alright, I've come to the realization that not everybody enjoys to read about something that somebody is boycotting about.  And I know that not everybody shares my ideas about boycotting certain ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 22:31:00 GMT

Ladies trust me on this

We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, with...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 13:41:00 GMT

A special announcement from Tim

If you want to continue being on myspace and avoid looking like a complete dingle-berry, then you need to obey the following rules:1. Delete Tom... he's not your friend, and I promise you that he won'...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 18:35:00 GMT

Wow, what an oversight!

IF YOUR A CRITICAL PERSON STILL READ ON AS IT'S ACTUALLY VERY INTERESTING!!This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read itall first)1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:04:00 GMT

A friend sent me this Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly correct)

Hey~Jon here. I normally dont fall for this crap, but I was bored and took the time, and it's really, really accurate... either that or I'm just dumb. Take the time, you'll find out alot...So, without...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 23:45:00 GMT