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About Me

If you have internet access, and you typed this URL of this MySpace profile into that bar thing, you might want to go over there and look at that Andy Warhol painting, but if you don't, I'll tell you a little about myself. My legal name is Mike Bowser, but you might know me as Wolfgang Fecund or Don Pablo or Shane Dipper or Eugene Pop-Tart or Superman or Abraham Lincoln or Marie Antoinette, depending on your dialect, although I think I should change it to Igwah, but that's insignificant. I'm a Buddhist. I like reading and writing and taking showers and playing basketball, but that's about all I do. I also like those cheese-filled bread-sticks that my mom buys from that nice African man. I can make my hands make squeaky noises. My America Online Instant Messenger screen name is papercupofglory.

My Interests

Buddhism/Writing/Philosophy/Folk Music/Woodcarving/Sociology/Self-Education/Kitten Bums

Music:

The Beatles, New Radicals, Liquid Tension Experiment, and many other bands and artists, but I'll let you guess who they are.

Movies:

Bananas, Garden State, Freddy Got Fingered, Clerks, Coven, American Movie, Imagine: John Lennon, Annie Hall, The Wall, Bright Young Things, Dazed and Confused, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Dude, Where's my Car?, The Anarchist Cookbook, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Class of Nuckem' High, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Fun with Dick and Jane(both versions), Ed Wood, An Earthling at 50, Evolution, the Star Wars films, High Fidelity, and uhh...Plastic Spoons.

Television:

FAT PEOPLE!

Books:

On the Road, The Epic of Gilgamesh, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Right Stuff, Slaughterhouse-Five, Breakfast of Champions, The Catcher in the Rye, Siddhartha, Beowulf, The Great Gatsby, 1984, The Giver, Brave New World, Barrel Fever, Great Expectations, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Old Man and the Sea, anything by Mark Twain, Stranded in Harmony, Leaves of Grass, The Canterbury Tales, The Joy-Luck Club, Animal Farm, Catch-22, Walden, the Captain Underpants series, High Fidelity, and, of course, Johnny and the Big Guy.

Heroes:

Greg Dezom and Pat Buchanan.

My Blog

Composition

I squeezed shampoo onto my hand,And laughed at its texture.It felt on my palm the same wayJelly feels on a cat.When I rubbed it in my hair,It looked like a powdered wigThat might be worn by composers,...
Posted by Little Dipper on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:22:00 PST

I've Got Some Names For You

Tell me which one of the following words that you think is best. Igwah Nanapettle Gaplin Rakshh And how.
Posted by Little Dipper on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

The Earthling Ball

The Earthling Ball From the planet: Yawadoa emerged a man who got lost in space and came to this land. He looked like a human, and spoke English. Why? To make the story work you silly. Our hero...
Posted by Little Dipper on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST