If you have internet access, and you typed this URL of this MySpace profile into that bar thing, you might want to go over there and look at that Andy Warhol painting, but if you don't, I'll tell you a little about myself. My legal name is Mike Bowser, but you might know me as Wolfgang Fecund or Don Pablo or Shane Dipper or Eugene Pop-Tart or Superman or Abraham Lincoln or Marie Antoinette, depending on your dialect. I can make my hands make squeaky noises.
