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Patrik Hammond

Acoustic Nonsense, Patrik Hammond

About Me


Patrik Hammond began performing at age 9 in "jack and the beanstalk" where he played a sensational role as "boy". He quickly landed the hot selling role of "scarecrow" in the wizard of oz at age 10, and was nominated for several prestigous theatre awards. Not really...
He then totally lost his mind and started listening to Metal and punk, getting drunk and crazy and generally mucking about. He is a tooootal party animal, omigod im sooooo waaaasted lol loL!!! BEEEEEEEEEER FUUUCKIN BEEEEEEEER!!! So anyway, his early days were spent in barely functioning, untalented yet wholly fun operations.
He likes to talk about himself in the third person on websites.
After his mother told him he sounded like Leonard Cohen (yeah seriously, this guy listens to music his mother listens to, which either makes her cool, or him a total fuckin loser...), he began to listen to acoustic solo singer people and thought "My that is pretty". Then there was some kind of mass love for that form of music (remember that, is it still happening? can i come out now?) which took over the country, and being as cool as a cucumber, with ice cream, on it... he opted out, and started listening to more varied stuff again.
When you sit on stage with only an acoustic guitar, people will shout at you. You’re a jukebox for their damien rice fueled fantasy...
What...wait, where was i...
Oh yeah, so this guy Patrik, yeah he’s real big in sweden.
Like super big.
Bigger than the hoff in Germany too..
No, seriously, no shit, it’s true..
Patrik (jeez, why am i even bothering with this facade anymore? Because it makes me look professional?) is really nice, and he has a new EP (some call it extended, i just call it, more to love...) coming out, sometime after the big bang, but before the last moments of the universe. It will feature music.
At the end of the day, all i want to do is have some fun, write some songs that mean something, write some that don’t, get in, grab cash, genre crash, get the fuck out, go live on an island....wait...eh....i mean...I DO IT FOR THE MUSIC!!!
You stay classy!You might want to check out something a little more dedicated and serious that involves me: www.myspace.com/sixmilewater

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/16/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/patrikhammond
Band Members: Patrik Hammond - Guitar and Vocals.

Spinny the woozle - random framsburies.

Cod Fillet - the trompetina.

Freeeeeeda Blasey-macstuperton - Drunken hat wearing.
Influences: Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Therapy?, Beach Boys, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Dead Kennedys, Elliott Smith, Peeping Tom, Secret Chiefs 3, Faith No More, Opeth, Tomahawk, Grandaddy, Stiff Little Fingers Modest Mouse, Charles Manson, Eels, Botch, Burnt by the Sun, Mastodon, Mogwai, MC Abdominal, Rory Gallagher, The Bad Plus, Weezer, Taste, Whipping Boy, Down, Pantera, Nofx, Rancid, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Leonard Cohen, The Clash, Syd Barrett, Grandaddy, Sly and the Family Stone, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Beck, The Blue Velvets, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby Stills and Nash, Cream, Gackt, Isis, Malice Mizer, Sublime, Pixies, Alkaline Trio, Nick Drake, Radiohead, Black Sabbath, Yes, Nine Inch Nails, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Muddy Waters, Converge, Pistols, Ramones, System Of A Down, Tool, Strapping Young Lad, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Aphex Twin, Prodigy, Melvins, Cat Stevens, Buck 65, 50 Foot Wave, Kristin Hersh, Slayer, Pantera, John Coltrane, Buddy Rich, Nomeansno, System Of A Down, Deep Purple, Led Zep, Black Flag, The Birthday Party, REM, Descendents, Eagles Of Death Metal, Nile, The End, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Neil Young, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, The Smiths, The Cure, Neurosis, LCD Soundsystem, Daft Punk, Flaming Lips...and a lot of other stuff.......Caffeine, Love, Anger, Sadness, Death, The sea, islands that are far away, trees that are very big...Women, Mary Jane, Alcohol etc. Basically, a lot of stuff!
Sounds Like: Patrik Hammond
Record Label: None
Type of Label: None

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Ep and other such stuff

Well, most of you probably didnt notice, but eh, no ep. Im considering saving up and getting it done properly. Not sure yet. Theres stuff recorded, but i dont know if ill put it out. Ill let you all k...
Posted by Patrik Hammond on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

Cover art for my new ep

Its the image set as my default profile photo...
Posted by Patrik Hammond on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:45:00 PST