Professional comic. Political wonk. Recreational tennis player. Violist. Music lover. Movie quoter. Public speaker. Five-time Class President. ENFP. Egotist. Punjabi.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rajiv Satyal
Birthday: 3/7/1976
Birthplace: Hamilton, OH (25 min NW of Cincinnati)
Current Location: Los Angeles, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: "Amurican"
The Shoes You Wore Today: ...Got my Vans on but they look like sneakers...
Your Weakness: "Eczema"
Your Fears: Turning 40, watching TV, thinking, "I coulda done that."
Your Perfect Pizza: LaRosa's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sleep with Heidi Klum
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ha yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God..."
Your Best Physical Feature: Vas Deferens
Your Bedtime: When the big hand is over the little hand - oh, that's at Neverland.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't recall.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: You speled McDonald's wrong, douchebag. "I like the Whopper; [bleep] the Big Mac." "You see, they're MacDonald's. I'm McDowell's."
Single or Group Dates: Single dates leading to group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No one cares, dude.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: Strong anti-
Do you Swear: Does it put me in 2nd grade or 3rd to answer "f*** yeah"?
Do you Sing: Can't carry a tune in a bucket but I love karaoke like an Asian.
Do you Shower Daily: I shower the world with laughter.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: "I wanna go back (go back) and do it all over."
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm not sure what "belive" is but "I only believe in me - Yoko and me."
Do you get Motion Sickness: In cars when I read but interestingly not when I'm sending an email while driving.
Do you think you are Attractive: I know I'm a sexpot. It's the Pinocchio nose and the Dumbo ears. How can you resist?
Are you a Health Freak: What's a health freak? Someone who loves carrots but must shove 'em up his ass first?
Do you get along with your Parents: "Well, if I say 'yes,' then I'm an idiot, right?"
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, I love all natural disasters.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes - the viola. And your mom.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No but I've drunk it.
In the past month have you Smoked: No - See above, dickmilk.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Alcohol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No - "I'm a loser, baby..."
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Like totally.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A BOX? I hope no one has eaten an entire box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes - I had it today.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No - I don't get dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I weigh very little. So, if I partake of some Skoal, am I in?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A kiss.
Ever been Drunk: Love-drunk off your hump.
Ever been called a Tease: A flirt, but not a tease. Guys aren't teases any more than we can be skanks.
Ever been Beaten up: No. Ironically, I've beaten someone up.
Ever Shoplifted: No. Thou Shalt Not Steal. (I stole that from Moses.)
How do you want to Die: "The best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older.
What country would you most like to Visit: Screw other countries. I tole ya. I'm Amurican.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Pink. Oh, eyes. I don't know.
Favourite Hair Color: Are you a G-D Brit? What's up w/ your spelling? And aren't you supposed to have bad teeth but better grammar?
Short or Long Hair: Long - I'm a guy. C'mon.
Height: I love tall women.
Weight: Less than me - tough to find.
Best Clothing Style: Off.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Does Centrum count?
Number of CDs I own: 100 or so - not that many. Lots of mp3s, tho.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0 - I know - I'm boring.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0 - See above answers to piercings and tattoos.
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