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Awesome Ninja

Let's play a game called 'Who's in My Mouth?'

About Me

I like to do flippy stuff and kill people. Sometimes for money, sometimes for fun, but usually because it looks really freakin' cool, man.I mean seriously, who doesn't think ninjas are cool? @$$holes, that's who! And those are the guys who get flipped out and killed on.

My Interests

In case you haven't caught on by now, my interests include flipping out and killing $.it. Oh, and being invisible. Oh, and the ladies. Gotta mention the ladies. Oh, and being mysteriously awesome. I call it being "mystomiously."

I'd like to meet:

Someone who likes flipping out and killing stuff. Or even if you just like doing cool flippy stuff and being invisible. I can deal with that. Hell, I'd even be willing to teach you. I mean, I'm already in your house and sneaking up behind you, so I might as well.

Music:

Funk is hands down the greatest form of music ever invented!

Movies:

Master Ninja I & II; American Ninja 1, 2 & 4; Enter the Dragon; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Blackbelt Jones; Double Dragon; Fried Green Tomatoes.

Television:

Kung-Fu; GI Joe (Snake Eyes is the bomb, yo); Shogun

Books:

How to be a Superhero: Save the Universe in 30 Days or Your Money Back, Tao of Jeet Kune Do, The Grandmaster's Book of Ninja Training

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Kamakura, Jubei, Jim Kelly, Splinter, Lee Van Cleef, Bloodninja, Deadpool, Batman, Richard Dragon, Danny Rand

My Blog

Try harder!!!

I got three of these tonite, all within minutes of each other: Hey cutie, I saw your profile you look hot! My name is Jamie, I am new to this website found you in the search! I am new to town and am l...
Posted by Awesome Ninja on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:50:00 PST

Monkeys, bitch!

I LIKE MONKEYS   I like monkeys.   The pet store was selling them for five cents apiece.   I thought this was odd since they are normally a couple thousand apiece.   I decided not ...
Posted by Awesome Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good tunes

So out of boredom I've been going through a lot of music I haven't listened to and have been rediscovering some good shit. Things like Alice in Chains, NIN, Soundgarden... pretty much the stuff that...
Posted by Awesome Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Warriors Coming to Play Again?

With my recent viewing of The Warriors on a big screen (Friday Night Freakshow, baby!) I decided to look at the advancements made in the possible remake of it. Though I, like most movie fans, frown o...
Posted by Awesome Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My undeniable awesomeness.

I'm a ninja, and therefore by definition, unbelievably awesome in my abilities to flip out and kill shit. That being said, I am so freakin' awesome. I get to kill whoever pisses me off, and typicall...
Posted by Awesome Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

personals

About 4-6 years ago I placed a personals add up on AOL. Suddenly I've recieved my first ever responses to it from 2 people. The first is some chick up in Green Bay, WI, who surprisingly has a kid....
Posted by Awesome Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wow

Neil Daimond is awesome, man. I forgot how awesome he really is. Bet that guy got tons of pussy. Hell, gets. So let's break that down: Neil Daimond = The Man. 'Nuff Said
Posted by Awesome Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the hell?

How the hell did some idiot get his nonw awesome self put into my "friends" list without my permission? The nerve of some people. Oh well, now I have someone to track down and kill the shit out of.
Posted by Awesome Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST