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Caleb

lucasbarton

About Me

http://ragingape.blogspot.com/

My Interests

Pirates, wrestling, monkeys, Ultimate Frisbee, Hockey

Music:

Less Than Jake, The Impossibles, Alkaline Trio, Saves the Day, Zebrahead, The Clash, The Ramones, Atmosphere, Del the Funky Homo Sapien, Q-Tip, Weezer, Motion City Soundtrack, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Pixies, Jimmy Eat World, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Tommy James, The Rascals, Johnny Socko, Living Blue, Teen Idols, The Late Nights

Movies:

Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, Die Hard, Grosse Pointe Blank, Caddyshack, Fletch, Ghostbusters, The Usual Suspects, Stalag 17, The Great Escape, Shadow of a Doubt, Ong-Bak, The Magnificent Seven, The Jerk, Man with Two Brains, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Serenity, Vertigo

Television:

Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, King of the Hill

Books:

Neal Stephenson, Raymond Chandler, The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett, The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway, Flags of Our Fathers by James Bradley, Band of Brothers by Stephen Ambrose, The Watchmen by Alan Moore, Sin City by Frank Miller, Powers by Brian Michael Bendis, The Long Halloween by Jeph Loeb, Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein, Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neal Postman, The Michigan Murders by Edward Keyes

Heroes:

Mr. T, Pee-Wee Herman, Deadpool, Blue Oyster Cult, Falco (damn The Fixx), Ron Jeremy, Batman, One-Eyed Willie, Jayspher, Mystery Brick Man, Silky Johnson, Nena, Jason Voorhees, Bloodninja, Joe Kittinger

My Blog

Real Blog

http://ragingape.blogspot.com/
Posted by Caleb on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

That's what happens at metal shows.

I went to see Slayer, Lamb of God, and Mastodon.  Some thoughts: Me and Susan were among the very small percentage (I would guess less than 1of people not wearing black. I cannot be sure of these...
Posted by Caleb on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:22:00 PST

Survey/I am a jackass

So Luke's ex-grilfriend asked me to fill out a survey for some article she is writing to get a job at a magazine.  Three questions into it I got irritated so I gave up.  Here are the results...
Posted by Caleb on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:02:00 PST

A brief discourse on my MySpace profile.

Hey, Some of you may notice that my profile now actually contains a picture of me.  This is the first time in history that this is true.  I will explain why it does but this explanation simp...
Posted by Caleb on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:13:00 PST

I forgot my hat.

Haven't blogged in a while.  Maybe I need to drink some coffee.  Easier joke: Blog = Poop. Lollerz I don't know who this Heath Ledger chick is but she is kind of cute. I just realized that ...
Posted by Caleb on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:26:00 PST

Now it's personal...

I got my appendix out this past Saturday.  I walked to the hospital by myself to get it done.  I'm not saying that to illustrate how much of a badass I am, that's what the pictures I draw of...
Posted by Caleb on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:40:00 PST

You are not a genius.

Stop posting on message boards, bulletins, blogs, etc. about how myspace is dumb.  I'm sick of seing people talk about how everyone else here is stupid and their profiles are all lame and omg tha...
Posted by Caleb on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 07:55:00 PST

Taste My Chicago

Taste of Chicago starts this weekend and I am kicking it off by being fat and drinking.  Hope I eat something there that makes me fatter. I am going to the Cubs-Brewers game Wednesday.  To m...
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Put yourself in my shoes...

try waking up next to you. That's why I never call. If I had to choose between drinking and breathing, I would probably masturbate. Go see Sin City. I've been told I have a hooked penis. I ...
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When I'm drunk, I like to stab people.

Not a joke really, just a fact. Also, Jesus dies for your sins, not for mine. I am currently listening to the two people in my head fucking. She's a matress back. Boo.
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST