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jen

A yellow man with a Fu Man Chu

About Me

I tend to live my life a little on the left side of normal. I do get bored easily....so I find myself in some pretty out the situations, but I keep telling myself it builds character! I drive my truck way too damn fast...you know this whole photo radar thing is total bullshit...money stealing bastards...... The one thing I suppose I have to look forward to when I grow up would be the fact my ass will be restrained in a Broda chair, drooling, but it will all be pleasantly fine because of the anti-psycotic drugs they'll be giving me!!-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
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A LITTLE ABOUT ME
Name: jen
Birthday: aug 7
Birthplace: can't remember.....i was kinda little
Current Location: living room
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5 " 9
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: hmmmmmmmm heinz 57
The Shoes You Wore Today: work boots...sexy huh
Your Weakness: damn blue eyes...and tequila....
Your Fears: having 75 year old boobs ( pretty frightening!!)
Your Perfect Pizza: italian sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pay all my damn fines
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: excuse me while i wash my eyes out with peroxide....
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck...not yet
Your Best Physical Feature: all of me
Your Bedtime: when my medication finally kicks in
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandma
Pepsi or Coke: yikes, neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: again, pass
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: is there really a difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Swear: shit.....me?
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yes, sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: did...will again eventually
Do you want to get Married: possibly
Do you belive in yourself: absolutley
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when the room around me won't stop turning, while i am trying to stagger!!
Do you think you are Attractive: i have my moments
Are you a Health Freak: to a point
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep, at night, while i am in bed
Do you play an Instrument: not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no thanks
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of course, i have a serious boot fetish..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i discovered dunkeroo's, mmmmmm
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, but maybe on the second tuesday of next week, i'll consider it
In the past month have you been on Stage: hmmmmmm, i guess that would depend in what capacity
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, but i ditched my truck
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not this summer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: not a cool lable, but yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yep...mentally
Ever Shoplifted: back in the ice ages
How do you want to Die: fucking fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
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My Interests

my kidneys, my truck and having as much fun as i possibly can.

I'd like to meet:

some interesting people....and maybe Ricky, Julian and Bubbles.....AND the retarded son of a bitch who keeps stealing my damn smoke can from my backyard..i mean c'mon, if your that bloody hurtin for a smoke, GET A JOB! leave my damn coffee can alone!! i can't keep up with you! i don't drink a tin of coffee every few days!!! at least return my damn can AFTER you have rolled all my butts that i (on purpose) dump my coffee, beer, water on.......dumbass

Music:

headstones,and yea hugh, i still love you..hugh dillon redemption choir, the ramones, the distillers, bob marley, g'n'r, social code, system of a down, social distortion, buckcherry....anything that sounds even better when its turned up WAY TOO LOUD!!!!!

Movies:

Goodfellas...hands down, makes me wanna be a goodfella! nevermind the damn wife/girlfriend!...............which reminds me, shit I need to clean out my trunk..hehe...Scarface...Pulp Fiction...Resovior Dogs...and Harry and the Henderson's

Television:

when i actually find the time to watch t.v......rescue me, sex and the city reruns, much more music, trailor park boys and usually whatever happens to be on A&E...except intervention, that show is too damn depressing

Books:

say you love satan.....and martha stewart living.........

Heroes:

my favorite late aunty bernie and my dad, for having the balls to hang in there, and raise me as a single parent.