Brendan

At first...I'm funny...then annoying...but I start to grow on you...then you get attached...I drive you mad...and you can't get rid of me************************************About me...I was raised on a farm...loved animals...until pretty much every single one of them beat the absolute piss out of me...seriously...we had to get rid of our goat because it used to bunt me around like I was a soccer ball...my brother would yell "play dead"-so I would curl up in a little ball and cry my eyes out while it play bunt the retard...every animal...chickens pigs even a cow... ****************************************************** I travel for a living which leaves me pretty much homeless through out most of my life...I'm in Canada for the summer and Australia for the winter...I've been in enough car accidents to make Evil Kenevil jealous...thats not how you spell his name is it???...I've owned over 30 cars...most went straight to the junk yard...I HATE PEOPLE WHO LIE...I get bored wayyyyy to easily...I'm moving back to Dallas...god help me...my friends call my car "the coffin"...it has Nitrous...the passenger seat is referred as "the death chair"...Freddy still won't get in it...each Vegas trip tears 5 years of my life...at least...7 if i go with kenny...never left with anything except alcohol poisoning...boating is my passion...no boat accidents...except that one time...seriously I think my only hobbies are drinking and boating...I surf and snowboard....but i suck at both...I broke the record for the longest abondoned DeLorean...I'm shallow...at least I can admit it...about as deep as a cup of milk...although people always say I'm not...hmmffftttt...whenever people call me crazy I introduce them to Kenny...thanks mate...I've been shackled up like Hannibal Lector and deported back to Canada...we hit a deer on the way...still shackled up...they let me back in three weeks later...that one still confuses me a little...thats enought babblin for now Get Your Own! | View Slideshow