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Joey C.S.

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About Me


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People Iced: Forty One
Car Bombs Planted: Four
Favorite Weapon A Candlestick
Arms Broken: Fourteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Knee Bender
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You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

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----------- joe --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
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You Have OK Karma
You try to be a good person... well, sometimes you try!
While you are caring deep down, you don't always show it.
You're very focused on yourself, and others come second (if not third).
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American Cities That Best Fit You:
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55% New York City
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50% Las Vegas Which American Cities Best Fit You? -------- -------------- does it look like i have cunt written on my forehead? ------------ --------- "if you think that was bad, wait till you see where i'm gonna wipe my dick at." -------- ever see 1 hour photo? i'm kinda like that subtle creepy guy robin williams brilliantly pulled off. i like photos, who takes pictures of things they would rather forget? -------- well what can i say about me. probably the greatest thing i've accomplished in my life is that i got to act in a movie that should hopefully be finished sometime in the spring/summer of '07. and lemme tell ya, filming a simulated sex scene is a laugh riot... especially when it's in a tree. summer of '07 i'll be working on another movie, "buddy holly vs the living dead" which i'm completely AMPED for.um i have a cell phone that i rarely use since i call people rarely if at all. i enjoy my leisure time way too much. i think not having an ultimate goal in life, it's given me many wondrous things. i've been a 5 time published, 3 time award winning poet. i've read many great books (and equally not so great of books), i've painted wondrous, albeit hideous/morbid looking paintings and countless illustrations.i have no delusions about who i am, and honestly, i'm the type of person who really never has cared about what others have thought of me. the only person who i made that exception for passed away not too long ago and she is the only one i judge and model myself by. i have a blunt way of saying things. it may seem cruel, but that's the price of honesty sometimes.as for life, or my life direction now, going places, mentally, physically, and spiritually. see, i can't afford to be optimistic about whatever the future has in store for me. if i chose to live my life for the future. i'm gambling everything of my being on a fairy tale that might never come true and that news and reality to me would be as shattering as receiving the news that i'm close to death. The past doesn't matter because it's set in stone. that leaves right now, the present. it's what i live for, the moment. it's not much, but it's mine and it's all i have to look forward to. and what i do with it, well it's my choice.i can't live without dr pepper, or a fresh case of pornography. i dont suffer from "surgical addiction" so that's a good thing.i like cheese and shiny things.----------
---------- "Even though i'm no better than a beast, don't I too, have the right to live?" ------ -----------

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------------- it's all so fuckin' hystarical. ------------- -------------------"Stop whining. All I did was cut off your stupid legs!Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! DO SOMETHING! The night is still so young and the real fun has yet to start!"I'm going out on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome... width="425" height="350" ...."The angel of his youth became the devil of his maturity. He went out with women when he was young, always holding something in reserve, there would always be a reason to break it off, which opened the door to a multitude of relationships. Heaven. Or so he thought. As age encroached upon his sensibilities and form, he longed for something with enough vitality to endure. But the covering cherub of his Lothario days had stayed with him and was no longer so angelic. It haunted him, guarded him, kept him from intimacy, promising the ash dry glory of so many toppling relationships, toppling like dominos, one after another, ad infinitum, or at least until he died."-------- .. width="425" height="350" .... ----------- you have no frame of reference, Donny. ----
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Pee-Wee Herman
There's a lot of things about me you don't know. Things you couldn't know. Things you shouldn't know.

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Add to My Profile | More Videosit should go without saying that if i dont know who you are, i will not add you as a friend. so if you so desperately want another friend, you better message me and lemme know whats up otherwise, look at what good old David here has to say to you
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------ I HATE YOU! ------------ I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 ------------- Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. ------------ photography and arts. chewing gum on a string. razor blades in lamp shades. zippo lighters. octopus ink. the robot. green eggs and ham. lava lamps. baked lays. sleeping like the dead if i could ever get myself to sleep. movie guru pirate. stormtroopers. tarantula carever. seal clubbing. atom bombs. cannibalism studies. halloweentown. snake eyes. top hat. video camera. mad hatter. excalibur. no limit bling bling. jack torrence. frankenstein's monster. midnight snacks. bangarang. red robin seasoning spice. chicken cordon bleu pizza. balancing out expenses. refining cooking techniques. ancient civilizations, their faults and how they are relevant to our way of life. predictions and forethought. picking fights with my 7 year old cousin. photography. nail file. clockwork key. the persuader. robotic trucker mesh caps. my pet monster-the old stuffed animal, not my penis you sick fucks. garfield. towels. demonic rubber duck. el gringo. lock keys. black marker. gleatus. freemasons. q-tip. legos. spudtrooper. belts. the hessian. wheelchair nurses. skeleton bus drivers. adam maitland. the engineer. lock-shock-and barrel. egon spengler. travis bickle. james sunderland. team zissou. pyromaniac. tappy tibbons. ---------------------------------------------- "So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door." --------------------------"sometimes you smile because you're happy. Other times, you smile just because you've survived. But hey, a smile is a smile." --------------------------""When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical education. " ------------------"T.C.B., baby." ---------------"I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party. " ---------------"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means "no." " ------------------"If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, cause if not, i'm gonna come back and make you my bitch."--------------

My Interests



--------- --------- tattoos and piercings. sad i only have one shitty tattoo and i want a sleeve. unfortunately at this time i don't have the money to do it. ----------- the Wii!!!!!!!!! it's the most evil creation of all time, but damn, is it hardcore :D ---------- NINTENDO DS!!!! Since receiving one for christmas, i've built up a solid collection of games for it: castlevania dawn of souls, castlevania portrait of ruin, Super Mario 64 DS, Trauma Center : under the knife, final fantasy 3, megaman zx, Brain age, yoshi's island DS -------------- I ENJOY COOKING AND AM NOT TOO BAD AT IT! ------------ .. width="425" height="350" .... ----------------------- .. width="425" height="350" ....--------------------------reading. sketching. taking nature walks. tsuchinoko studies. personal demons. abnormal psychology. the trickery of faith (mind over matter). the concept of sins and sinning and the test of atonement. house upkeeping. being around my little cousin. self induced brainwashingapparently i dont like hanging out with people or socializing very much.

I'd like to meet:



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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com--------- darren aronofsky, daniel johnston, damon albarn, david bowie, bill murray, faust, sid haig, rob zombie, robert rodriguez, quentin tarantino, gary oldman, tim burton, george romero, angus scrimm...that's a solid list.

Music:

The Good, The Bad & The Queen - Kingdom of Doom

Add to My Profile | More Videos------------ ----------- .. width="425" height="350" .... ----------- .. width="425" height="350" .... ----------------------------------------------anything 80's, Gorillaz, the good the bad and the queen, Rammstein, Richard Cheese, Blur, Smashing Pumpkins, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, The Servant, Modest Mouse, Tom Petty, MF Doom (thank you ryan for introducing me to MF Doom), Mark Collie, Godspeed you black emperor!, Ghostface Killah, Killah Priest, Wumpscut, Ravenous OST, Akira Yamaoka, Depeche Mode, Wu Tang Clan, stone temple pilots, pearl jam, queen, alice cooper, green day, CHRIS PARNELL, scores from movie soundtracks, the bravery, primus, butthole surfers

Movies:

just come over and look at my dvd collection. i'm one of those movie elitist snob types. i like a lot of movies though of all ranges, though i generally prefer horror movies. but here's a short list to satisfy whatever curiosity you have: the fountain, 300, the departed, four brothers, the devil and daniel johnston, the lost boys (let's face it, corey feldman and corey haim OWNED the '80's), the untouchables, the devil's backbone, ichi the killer, grandma's boy, billy madison, battle royale, ghostbusters, caddyshack, exit to eden, ravenous, 2001, a scanner darkly, saw, the shining, the devil's rejects, sin city, moulin rouge!, evil dead & evil dead 2, just about every single tim burton flick, shaun of the dead, the thing, labyrinth, pan's labyrinth, last life in the universe, crank, dawn of the dead (both the Romero gold and the remake), scarface, audition, requiem for a dream, trainspotting, fight club, life aquatic with steve zissou, oldboy, jacob's ladder, gone in 60 seconds, a tale of two sisters, kung fu hustle, ninja wars, street fighter (the original Sonny Chiba '70's flick) broken flowers, dead man, pirates of the carribean...that should be enough of a start to give ya an inkling or two....

Television:

------------ well lately, all the tv i do is watch cartoons with meghan, so that would incluce: lazy town, fairy oddparents, spongebob, codename kids nextdoor, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, ed edd and eddy,---------the real shows that i like however: METALOCALYPSEthe young ones, wonder years, carnivale, Venture brothers, moral orel, ATHF, i think i shoulda just said the good shows on adult swim..... oz, old school cartoons, punky brewster, silver spoons- i dont watch tv anymore. since the inception of reality tv, it's all one channel after another reeking of desperation and fecal matter. pick up a book, knowledge is power.

Books:

first off, if it wasn't for that thing called a job, i'd never leave my bed, i'd just read most of the day in comfort. but here goes:-------------------"survivor"-chuck palahniuk, "house of leaves"-mark z danielewski, "death in venice"-thomas mann, "alice in wonderland"-louis carrol, "the lottery"-shirley jackson, "i am legend"-richard matheson, "The Zombie Survivial Guide"-Max Brooks, "the cannibal cookbook", "A scanner darkly"-phillip k. dick.i need to say this, i'm a comic book door, deal with it! comic books and graphic novels: fables, the ultimates, johnny the homicidal maniac, sin city, frank miller's 300, WANTED, the filth, y the last man, v for vendetta, the fountain, 1001 nights of snowfall, anything Charles Addams related...i recently discovered (01.02.2007) the joy of 30 days of night. i need to pick up the second two books in that series...Garth Ennis's "The Boys" is one of the best fuckin comics ever written. i just picked up "Marvel Zombies VS Army of Darkness" #1 and i think it's fuckin great. "Desolation Jones" is really fucking sweet too! "Fell" is also a fantastic one of a kind series too.

Heroes:

"the only heroes i know are dead or behind bars" --------- vincent price, peter cushing, christopher lee, bill murray, Damon Albarn, udo kier, rik mayall, johnny depp, angus scrimm, robert englund, takashi miike, crispin glover, attila the hun, gengis khan, stay puft marshmellow man, sonny chiba, chuck palahniuk, mickey rourke, mickey mouse, neil diamond, david lynch, francis bacon, mark millar

My Blog

wisdom from Joe Budden

You ever wake up feeling unusual? I mean, it's funny what a bad mood'll do I know some might say I'm not suitable or maybe I lost my mind, I'm delusional I mean, when I speak they act like they do...
Posted by Joey C.S. on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

stupid people piss me off, no seriously

k, a few days ago i had my display name as "Blarney Cock", in that time frame i had 4 pages worth of porn spam friend requests.dude, Blarney Cock is an arrogant super hero who stole prescription drugs...
Posted by Joey C.S. on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

it's friday, i should be...

happy today, but man, but i woke up real pissy.  i know i've got some shite to think about.  but alas, i was hoping to go out and have fun this weekend, but i can't now due to other circumst...
Posted by Joey C.S. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:18:00 PST

FEDERAL and TATTOO

i got my federal taxes back today!!!!  so i'll go pay off my medical bill which'll leave me with a little about 350-400 bucks left.  i am gonna do a vote.  should i get some tattoo work...
Posted by Joey C.S. on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:56:00 PST

LAST ORDER

WTF, how outta the loop am i?  i never knew this existed before until last night.  ...
Posted by Joey C.S. on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

my own personal touch...

the majority of my ceiling is now covered in bloody hand prints.  a job well done on my part, after an extensive handwashing, i still cannot get all the red offa my hands.
Posted by Joey C.S. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:28:00 PST

st, patties day

aunt susie died last night, i cant even go to her funeral cuz its this saturday which is one of my two long days at work.  i want to go but i know i can't afford to miss saturday.  damn pred...
Posted by Joey C.S. on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

i need more of this in my life

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Posted by Joey C.S. on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

naughty fairy tales

tiff found her dirty sleeping beauty trilogy yesterday.  i started reading book 1 today wow, it's really dirty.
Posted by Joey C.S. on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

the next movie

okay, i guess it's time to start spreading the news.  this upcoming June, a few of us from the last movie are gonna be teaming up again.  only this time, we'll be joined by Buddy Holly himse...
Posted by Joey C.S. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST