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About Me

I'm kinda like Jesus. If Jesus had a hip, modern haircut. And wore boots. And had a nasty cocaine habbit. And spent most of his early teen years selling his body to out of town businessmen. Other then that, just like Jesus.Myspace is blocked at work so I check this like twice a week. So calm it down. Ask for my regular email address and it'll be more often.Also, I look fairly different now then most of the pictures would indicate. I am clean shaven (again) now and have decided to grow my hair out. So now I look like Hillary Duff but with better cheek bones.

My Interests

I'm not interesting She's not turning green Shameful as it seems Can we show our faces nowEndless climb I am blind Why can't I hear Color blind Speaking a phrase Instantly grow I am blind Waiting in line

I'd like to meet:

The guy who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop. The guy who wrote the book of love. The girl who keeps leaving the bar 3 minutes before me. Ray Charles make-up artist. Somebody that can esplain Donnie Darko and Mulholland Drive to me. My Neighbor Totoro.UPDATE: I have met the first two. ..4 was my Aunt Sissy. ..5 does not exist. ..6 is a kickass mofo. And the girl somehow continues to elude my grasp. Some day my pet. Some day.

Music:

Black Flag, Bad Religion, Dashboard Confessional, Jets to Brazil, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Sinatra, Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, At the Drive-In

Movies:

Taxi Driver, Halloween, Say Anything, Road Warrior, Vanilla Sky, Drugstore Cowboys, Almost Famous, Marx Bros, Casablanca, Godfather

Television:

I only watch tv on dvd. Right now its all about The Shield.

Heroes:

A hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.

My Blog

Great Timing!

So you know that 2006 has pretty much sucked right? Thanks for helping out.
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST

He's Back

That guy came back last night. The guy that thinks too much. That answers all questions that he has no way of knowing the answer to in the worst possible way. The guy that keeps me u...
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sometimes

I don't like people. Other times I want beaver blood. Basically, I hope you rot in fucking hell you dumb mother fucker. I never want to hear your voice or see your stupid face again. You lifted ri...
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is a title

ISTJ - "Trustee". Decisiveness in practical affairs. Guardian of time- honored institutions. Dependable. 11.6% of total population. Take Free Myers-Briggs Personality Testpersonality tests b...
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Weddings...

are like cancers for the soul.
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am what you and this world made me

I'm too old and set in my ways to change now. And you keep proving me right anyway. Somebody sits and portrays themself as one thing. And then they turn out to be just like the rest. Congrats. Yo...
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

You know what I love about people? Everytime I start to forget why I feel the way I do, somebody reminds me by just blatantly lying to me. Don't trust anybody.
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This weekend.

Basically after Friday it sucked ass. I went into bunker mode and just shut myself off from the world. Which tends to only fuel my isolation. And today is no different from the yesterday except I'm...
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Been a While

So I had a dream about my ex last night. Not the big ex. Just a little ex. But the ex that has probably caused me the most aggravation since the big one. But it actually turned out to be a decent ...
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Motherfucker

How long before I should become concerned that my jaw isn't getting any better since I got my wisdom teeth out?
Posted by Johnny Lightning on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST