Patty

jeeez....i mean....JEEEEEEZus

so i just watched Jesus Camp, the documentary about evangelical christians in the united states. talk about some serious holy shit!! hey, there's nothing like full grown adults using impressionable ...
Posted by Patty on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

dreams: the bird

i was at the grocery store, what i needed i can't remember, but i had yet to pick up a single item. over on the other side of the store there was a commotion, and suddenly i looked up to see a large ...
Posted by Patty on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:46:00 PST

Photos from PROM!!!

Are we really just having a mid-mid-life crisis? I mean, a HUMMER limo????Click here to see us being totally retarded.btw, none of the awkward photos were faked, we're just that uncomfortable around ...
Posted by Patty on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:03:00 PST

it all started long ago

i used to write all the time when i was younger. my first diary was this tiny little brown book with gold-edged pages and a tiny clasp. the pages were frail thin and lined in a most grown-up way (it's...
Posted by Patty on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

domestic goddess for a norse godling

so if you've read my previous blog about nannying here, you know that sometimes i nanny a couple kids in north hollywood. recently, on two separate occasions, i've had the opportunity to watch the ki...
Posted by Patty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hide and seek stories

how easy it is to hide in someone else's conversation. how easy it is to nod, to mm, to widen your eyes. how easy it is to forget his story, her anecdote, their complaints. how easy it is while y...
Posted by Patty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ordering in

kiss me until i taste blood through my skin .
Posted by Patty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"boy crazy, but unavailable"

i am a walking, talking, gum chewing, hair twirling contradiction. i want the fucking world. i want the fucking life. i want the fucking love. here i am, totally unable to offer myself. h...
Posted by Patty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

living for a living

My first job today is to pick up the two and a half year old, named Odin, whom I like to say I call Deuce (due to a little incident where his shit was deposited not in the toilet, but rather in his pa...
Posted by Patty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a few photos from taiwan

sadly, due to my hard drive failing, i lost several of my favorite photos taken during my trip to taiwan. in the bit of time i had to back up my data onto my ipod, i must have overlooked a few folder...
Posted by Patty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST