Billy Graham’s Suit |
Billy Graham's Suit
Billy Graham was 86 years old with Parkinson's disease. In January 2000, leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina, Invited their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a luncheon in his...
Posted by Carol on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:59:00 PST |
Signs That Old Age May Be Creeping Up On You |
SIGNS THAT OLD AGE MAY BE CREEPING UP ON YOU
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
Once you pass ...
Posted by Carol on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:44:00 PST |
Teacher Humor |
Teacher Humor
1. "Congress passed a law allowing teachers to strip-search students. What could possibly go wrong there?!" --Jay Leno
2. The lion tamer at the circus that steps into the cage full of ...
Posted by Carol on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:48:00 PST |
Spanish Lesson |
Spanish Lesson
A SPANISH teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pen...
Posted by Carol on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:38:00 PST |
When Cardboard Men Come In Handy |
When Cardboard Men Come In Handy
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car, and opens the trunk. She t...
Posted by Carol on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:40:00 PST |
Joan Baez - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down |
This song has always been a favorite of mine, and I got the 45 of the song when I was a teenager; I just found the song on YouTube yesterday while browsing the site, and ...
Posted by Carol on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:40:00 PST |
Household Hints |
Household Hints To keep milk from scorching, rinse pan with hot water before using.To hold eggs together while poaching, add a few drops of vinegar or lemon juice to the cooking water.To glaze the top...
Posted by Carol on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:02:00 PST |
A Nut |
A Nut
Did I like nut another to it send retard a like
this reading time sweet your took you since.
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(Now read it backwards) and SMILE! ...
Posted by Carol on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:55:00 PST |
Top Ten Signs Your Computer Keyboard Needs To Be Cleaned |
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR COMPUTER KEYBOARD NEEDS TO BE CLEANED
10. You can turn the keyboard over and get a mid- afternoon snack.
9. You filled up a brand new vacuum bag and it's still dirty.
8. You can ...
Posted by Carol on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:33:00 PST |
Good News And Bad News For A Pastor |
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR A PASTOR
Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.
Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the ...
Posted by Carol on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:12:00 PST |
