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Gymhasafit ~ The Uncle of Skip Rendezvous

Someday the Beavers will erect my smile.

About Me

.. CDBABY LINK for LITTLE RICKY'S HOUSE OF CHANKLETAS: 27 New York Antisonnets --

Ah-Ha Look At this Business!~! Come visit The House Of Chankletas at CafePress!Well very often I eat, I also breathe and walk. I don't eat lawn furniture, but I do enjoy anything with peanut butter. Yes anything even a colostomy bag. Enough bull for now!!!!! I am a Musician, an Actor, and slight Artist. I play Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keys, and do Vocals, and I Record (Engineer) and Produce. So I am saying I am a big Music NERD!! My bands name is Little Ricky's house of Chankletas! If you like hearing something other than the norm then search for us. Well I have to go peanut butter up a desk so Chow! I have also been out on Tours Stage managing and viewing our ridiculous country! I have also taking the liberty of getting married and having a beautiful baby girl named Alejandra. I grabbed a HOT wife that still lets me have my fun and joins in! GREAT!

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My Interests

Buffalo hugging, Playing nude hide n seek alone, Listening to the worlds Rhythms n harmonies, Skeet shooting bananas, Music, and making you laugh at me!!! I also enjoy Coffee and a banana at roughly 7:38pm whenever it happens!

I'd like to meet:

Open-minded artistic philanthropists without vocal bowel problems! My AIM is Gymhasafit - aol, Male me yahoo~ Hardly on there just Try here~If You LOVE BOOBS like I do, Then take care of them!~! Check Out This Link!~!

Music:

Jazz, Minimalism, Anything that withholds Musical aesthetics and respects its predecessors by upgrading not degrading Art for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ or for seventeen week old cold cuts for that matter! Little Ricky"s has some good shit If your half nuts~ Click here for Podcast!

Movies:

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS. (Punto) Anything with Leslie Neilson or Andy Kaufman! A Clockwork Orange, Revenge of the wild Biscuit, The Texas Chainsaw Superstore, An aroma of Red Peppers in An American Tube Sock.

Television:

A big waste of time and a degradation of creativity! except for Family Guy, South Park, Arrested Development, and the likes of that form of laughable molestation!!

Books:

Mostly mind-opening; Psychic awareness, Tim leary, Hunter S Thompson, Gordon Shumway, Did my biscuit go south? by Gym Hasafit, Over the Colon and far away by Lou Betcha, and other Classics of someone else's time.

Heroes:

Grilled Chicken with a nice sauce and Mozzarella, and/or with Ham. Of-course Meatball Parm. Especially anyone who is less fortunate and has the courage to wake up everyday and fulfill their dreams.

My Blog

A Vaginal Uprising(")

You Know that One special week each month when a Vagina is like a wounded animal on the side of the Road? You know, You have to pick it up clean it off an keep re-bandaging it! Well that was me and th...
Posted by Gymhasafit ~ The Uncle of Skip Rendezvous on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Out with Mr North~

Hey you bastards that care about me so i'll stop calling you insulting names like Hot Dog Professional or Cumtheif or Bilingual Animal Educator or Seaman Recipient or Bag Swallower or Donovan Hanover ...
Posted by Gymhasafit ~ The Uncle of Skip Rendezvous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

William Once told me~

Every fourteen and two halves of a year and fifty-one weeks the average human will age an approximate sixteen years on average. Thirty-three percent of these humans will be a part of the total avera...
Posted by Gymhasafit ~ The Uncle of Skip Rendezvous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On the road again~

I am going back out with MR North for a week to have some adventures in touring. Hey I might be in your city now harassing a lampost to go out for some cookies! If you do care you can check mrnorthm...
Posted by Gymhasafit ~ The Uncle of Skip Rendezvous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Even a biscuit gets lonely.

It was early one late july when I had noticed it was september the thirty-first. I immediately fell to the ground and with-held my possessions to my ample bussom. Two dutch farmers from Wendigo co...
Posted by Gymhasafit ~ The Uncle of Skip Rendezvous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Catholic Lolipops

In the event of an over exploded anus, I have constructed a new break through in science for you. It is simple but very effective and you will be "back on your ass in no time". What we do is simply...
Posted by Gymhasafit ~ The Uncle of Skip Rendezvous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST