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wayne

I'm more hip than a hippo's got lip

About Me

When asked to describe myself, the first word that pops into my head is, "lavish." Not knowing what this word meant, I looked it up in a dictionary. Alas, the page I so desperately needed was ripped out. I'm guessing the word, "laxative" was offensive enough to deem expultion from the rest of the book. When somebody removes knowledge, I must live without. Are you confused as I am? I've been known to contradict myself on occasion, but then again I don't. I'm an enigma, parting ways with the child inside. What I'm trying to say is: I miss the hokey pokey, seven-up, and duck, duck, goose. And that scares me because I know people have been incarcerated (this page was still intact) for lesser offenses.I took a quiz, and these are my results:
.. You scored as Astronaut.

Psychologist


100%

Astronaut


100%

Teacher


67%

Video Game Programmer


50%

President


33%

Athletic Trainer


0%

Policeman


0%

Professional Basketball Player


0%

Fortune Teller


0%

Fry Cook


0%
What is the Ideal Job for You?
created with QuizFarm.comIt figures, I waisted five years of my life being a fry cook. Gosh, I could of been an astronaut head shrinker. Mom always told me I was spacey, and I would think about how that made her feel.

My Interests

I used to have a stalker, but she got bored.

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I'd like to meet:

Voltaire, Joan of Arc, Jesse Jackson, Mary Shelly, Groucho Marx, Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Mahatma Gandhi, Kurt Vonnegut, and Pam Anderson... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:



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Movies:

wayne's sexual nickname:

"Johnny One-Eye"

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Television:

Yes I own one.

Books:

on tape as read by Mr. T., " It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Sucka!".