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Serumantic

Everything in life is either cracked or damaged.

About Me

28 yr old freelance artist/digital photographer/college professor/lab consultant/teaching assistant who recently got his Master's Degree in digital art.
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My Interests

Music, digital & traditional photography, digital imaging, drinking, dancing, enjoying a good stogie, watching flicks, cracking ankles, and trying to avoid the majority of life's bullshit.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to sit in a room with Tim Burton, David LaChapelle, Jhonen Vasquez, and Quentin Tarantino and make the most insanely beautiful & twisted movie ever concieved by anyone on the face of this wretched planet. People who are full of shit & laced with hidden agendas are better off staying the fuck away from me. Play it straight with me & I'll do the same for you. IM Name: Scrap333

Music:

System Of A Down, Slick Rick, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, Depeche Mode, Nas, Sugarhill Gang, The Roots, DJ Shadow, Tricky, Faithless, Kidneythieves, Eminem, Beck, Bjork, Kittie, Cypress Hill, White Stripes, Moby, Tool, Crystal Method, Chemical Brothers, Lords Of Acid, Blonde One Over, any Irish drinking songs, Frank Sinatra, Stevie Wonder, Marc Anthony, Nirvana, Fat Joe, Big Pun, Notorious BIG, Tupac, Bob Marley, Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Snoop, Gravediggaz, Redman, Method Man, Rza, OTEP, Lisa Lashes, DJ Buzz Fuzz, Santana, Esthero, Foo Fighters, Enigma, Pharrell, Busta Rhymes, Primal Scream, Sum 41, Fatboy Slim, Talking Heads, Devo, Barry White, Rob Gee, Prodigy, Geto Boys, Ozzy, Outkast, LL Cool J, Daft Punk, R Kelly, Miss Kitten, Emily's Toybox, Dixie Wrecked, Guns N Roses, Private Drive, David Allen Coe, Jodeci, Shai, Elvis Crespo, Tito Puente, Celia Cruz, Fat Boys, Green Day, Lords Of The Undergound, KRS-1, James Brown, Pharcyde, Beastie Boys, Alice In Chains, Nine Inch Nails......I better stop listing bands......

Movies:

Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Fight Club, Matrix Trilogy, Dark City, Star Wars, The Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Halloween Series, The Crow, Ocean's 11, Lord Of The Rings Series, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Til Dawn, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back, Resovoir Dogs, Scarface, Dumb & Dumber, Road Trip, Old School, Bad Boys, Austin Powers series, South Park, Puppet Master Series, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow, Natural Born Killers, Wierd Science, Revenge Of The Nerds, Animal House, Caddyshack, Cruel Intentions, Van Wilder, Vacation, European Vacation, Christmas Vacation, American Pie 1/2, Blues Brothers, Goonies, Big Trouble In Little China, Willie Wonka, Rocky Horror, Chucky flicks, True Romance, Long Kiss Goodnight, The Warriors, Amelie, Crouching Tiger, ID4, How High, Super Troopers, Deuce Bigalow, Con Air, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Bio-Dome, Happy Gilmore, Juice, Hackers, Office Space, 3 Amigos, Pi, Blade Runner, Wedding Singer, Beverly Hills Cop, 48 Hrs, Harlem Nights, Being John Malkovich, Aadams Family, Hudson Hawk, Die Hard Series, 5th Element, Orgazmo, Baseketball, Dirty Work, The Big Lebowski, Tron, Tombstone, Young Guns 1/2, Krush Groove, Beetlejuice, Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Shawshank Redemption, Swimming With Sharks, PCU, Tommy Boy, Half-Baked, Ferris Bueller, House Party, 5 Deadly Venoms, Blair Witch 1/2, Alien Series, Up In Smoke, Nice Dreams, Things Are Tough All Over, Still Smokin, Cheech & Chong's Next Movie, Friday, Cable Guy, Real Genius, Dazed & Confused, Terminator, ....ok....this is getting ridiculous.....

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, 70's Show, Any of the HBO autopsy specials or anything involving forensic investigation, I love the 80's series, Insomniac, King Of The Hill, Raw, Smackdown, Inside The Actor's Studio, Chapelle's Show, MXC, Aqua Teens, Harvey Birdman, Celebrity Poker/WSOP, & any other witty toons.

Books:

Anything twisted & humorous will suffice....The Gashlycrumb Tinies, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Squee,....any artistic & psychological literature, really.

Heroes:

Heroes are forgotten. Legends live forever. Working on my legendary status.