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how do you solve a problem like jim?

Maladjusted young man, willing to sacrifice everything for Queen and Country...

About Me


I'm Jim

I’ll start with the first thing people say to me when they first meet me:

“Do you ever smile?”

Well, the answer is ‘yes’. In fact i was smiling and laughing out loud only yesterday. I was walking down the street and i saw a little girl get her fingers trapped in a car door, was well funny.

There is a lot more to me, i think, i guess you’ll just have to ask me.

jimx

Go on message me... go on...

My Interests

i'm quite addicted to cookery programs

I'd like to meet:

I would quite like to meet.........

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I would definately like to meet anyone who remembers and loves POB

I would also like to meet a large pack of zombies, then it shall finally be time for my one man action hero quest to save people from the local matalan where they barricaded themselves, only to realise Matalan is a bit tatty and they dont wanna wait out the invasion surrounded by a load of old shit. tis destiny

Music:

smiths//morrisey//michael jackson//gorillaz/funeral for a friend//finch//the used//marilyn manson//scissor sisters//kaiser chiefs//yeah yeah yeahs//goldfrapp//aphex twin//fischerspooner//the performance//basement jaxx//biffy clyro//Blue Oyster Cult//Pat Benatar//Prince//Tom Waits//bloc party//dead or alive//Beck//cyndi lauper//the cure//depeche mode//dizee rascal//Eurythmics//duran duran//the killers//faithless//franz ferdinand//random dance from the early 90's//Anything from the 80's//george michael//genesis//gerry rafferty//girls aloud//gwen stefani//jeff buckley//kasabian//kings of leon//linkin park//REM//Prince//tiga//run dmc//and loads of other random stuff i cant be bothered to list here, but you get the picture

Movies:

fifth element//x-men 1 & 2//spiderman//alien quadrilogy//die hard trilogy//naked gun//trilogy//airplane//hot shots 1 & 2// Terminator Triology//Independence Day//Monty Python (Holy Grail, Brian,, Meaning Of Life)//akira//ghost in the shell// lord of the rings trilogy//team america world police//war of the worlds//resident evil 1&2//dawn of the dead//evil dead2//pulp fiction//the rocky horror picture show//the goonies//kill bill//donnie darko//i robot//Mr and Mrs Smith//Monty Python and now for something completely different//eternal sunshine of the spotless mind//finding neverland//charlie and the chocolate factory//king king//full metal jacket//Star Wars (not the shitty new ones)//STEWIE GRIFFIN: THE MOVIE (GET WATCHING IT PPL)//Kill Bill//Speed//The Siege//South Park//Air Force One//i heart huckabees//Lost In Translation//Charlies Angels Full Throttle (i don't care what you think, ignore the script and its quite mesmerising for half an hour)//Batman Returns (meow)//Hero//Phone Booth//Last Action Hero//The Running Man//Die Another Day//Tommorrow Never Dies//Diamonds Are Forever//Goldeneye//You Only Live Twice//Goldfinger//The Frighteners//Pulp Fiction//The Incredibles//Fight Club//The Mask//Finding Nemo//Scarface..........anddddd breathe.

Television:

FAMILY GUY//Spaced//Teachers//Big Train//Drawn Together//black books//simpsons//random documentaries//tv programmes about the sea and the weather//

Books:

a short history of nearly everything//1984//the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy//harry potter//the da vinci code//deception point//digital fortress//angels and demons///moab is my washpot//the lord of the rings//animal farm//dude wheres my country//The Rise and Fall Of The Third Reich/Is it just me or is everything shit?//No Logo//Maggie: Her Fatal Legacy//Screen Burn//The Insider//The selfish gene//Britain On The Couch//Fast Food Nation//The Catcher In The Rye//

My Blog

Memorial Park

Look and be in awe   And after this there was more - I asked for a 'nice picture' and this is what i got I mean just look i ask for a nice picture.... and just look at the fact that Carl was in...
Posted by how do you solve a problem like jim? on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:43:00 PST

Strange dream

I had the weirdest dream last night that i owned one of those baton things that you can like flick out and beat the hell out of people with and now all i can think of is owning one.   look out j ...
Posted by how do you solve a problem like jim? on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:43:00 PST

24, tick tock tick tock

I just found out that 24 season 5 is on in america soon. Woo, come back Jack Bauer you gravelly voiced brute. I want to see as you save the world and as so many unlikely and totally unfortunate thing...
Posted by how do you solve a problem like jim? on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:31:00 PST

cold hand saved

turns out cold hand under draft from window. window closed. hand warm. yay. j x
Posted by how do you solve a problem like jim? on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:34:00 PST

my right hand is cold

my right hand is cold and the left one isnt. thats really weird.
Posted by how do you solve a problem like jim? on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:29:00 PST