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Jamie

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorIm addicted to electric pulses / I used to be fat / but now I am thin / but I would like to be thinner / I live above the Harmony sex shop / We have a bar in our front room / I would like to be a spy / I would like to be a stand up comedian but I'm not very funny and I dont like talking in front of groups of people........but its good to have a dream / I drink like a fish (thankyou mummy) / I have 3 sisters, one of them is a lesbian but 2 of them are not, which is nice /I have a brother and i'm pretty sure he's into girls too / I hate carbs / I'm pro palestine / I have 3 black friends / My dad lives in a trailer park / My 4 best friends are called Andy, James, Iain and David / My Gay best friend is called Jim / I am a god father to 2 children / I wish I was in Miami Vice / I was not against the war in Iraq / I am Tommy Turntables PA come blog writer, it is a great honour / I would like to have a child one day but am aware that i'm very selfish and would steal their toys / I wish Stephen Fry was my uncle / I would like to grow my fringe but I havn't got the will power / I have 6 nights in a year / I am 1/4 american, at least my nan thinks he was american / I love my job but would like to travel more than I do / I do not suffer fools / Outside of zone 1 scares me / I cant spell for shit / I used to have a very High IQ but then I got very high / I've had the same jeans on for 2 months now

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David Fucking Bowie