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Jake

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About Me

So anyway... It's been like 2 years since I updated this last. Right now I am the head of security at Trolley Square Mall (and no, I probably won't talk to you about it. Not because I'm mad or anything I just don't like to bring up the past too much.) I have a Beautiful wife named Sydney and she makes the rockin' world go round. Together we have the awesomest son... EVER! His name is Beckham and if you ask me if we named him that because of the "Movie" I probably either A.) Won't talk to you for a long time if ever again. or B.) Scowl at you and yell at you and tell you that it is not a movie. I'm really not that mean I promise I'm just a sarcastic guy. Soccer is my life out of my life and I love to play. I used to want to go pro but then I realized that it's not really a game at the rank rather a business. And I was married at the time and decided that I needed to stay in one place to help raise my family. (No disrespect to pro athletes, I really admire you and what you do. That is just my personal preference.) Since I live in Salt Lake City my team of course is Real Salt Lake. I don't really care about the Jazz or the Bee's or the Grizzlies or any of those other teams simply because when they are playing so is the rest of the world. The EPL, SPL, Serie A, Eredivisie, Bundes Liga, Primera. You know, all the other good ones. I can honestly say that I could not talk soccer with people such as Brian Dunseth (Kall 700 news caster for Real games) or Nic Webster (Comontator on FSC) Etc. I get really nervouse when I am arond big name players that I absolutly love! For example; Eddie Pope, Andy Williams, Alecko Eskendarian, And I could go on forever.Family is a huge part of my life. I have one older brother and three older sisters. The sister just older than me, I consider one of my best friends.I could possibly be the only person in the whole world that can say that he absolutly LOVES his inlaws. My father inlaw is awesome, his wife (my step-mom-in-law) is the coolest, most humble, best looking real estate agent you will ever meet. My little Borthers-in-law are hilarious! They are always thinking of something else to do and not get in trouble. Some of the things they do impress me. My sisters-in-law are awesome as well, I can guarantee that all three of them will go somewhere doing something in modeling. They are gorgeous! If anyone of you out there breaks their heart just remember, I will be a cop one day and your butt will be mine! My wifes mom (my mother-in-law) lives 800 miles away, and bless her heart, she has a really hard time with her only grandson living so far away!Thats like a 16th of me so any questions? Just ask!

My Interests

Well, I have to say David Beckham. As trendy as that sounds, I try to collect all the memorabilia about him that I can. I still have yet to find the right L.A. jersey for him because all they are selling here that I can find are short sleeved ones. I have a HUGE duvet cover of him in a MANU uniform pinned up on my wall and almost all of the books that he has. Anyway...

I'd like to meet:

I Really want to meet David Beckham, just like everyone else in the world. It's not even really me that wants to meet him. It's more that I want my son to meet him since he is names after my hero. I would love to have a picture of the two most attractive men in the world! He really might be the only person that I have left to meet, well him and Steven Gerrard. Everyone else I have met like, Ruud Van Nistelrooy (if we hadn't named our son Beckham we were going to name him Ruud). If you ever get the chance to meet him I strongly suggest you do. He's awesome! I have a really good story about him so ask me if you want to hear it.

Music:

Anything and everything.

Movies:

Too many to list right now.

Television:

Friends, House, Yes Dear, Still Standing, Taxi, Cops, The News, and most importantly anything that is good quality soccer.

Books:

As cheesy as it sounds, Beckham: Both feet on the ground and Da Vinci Code

Heroes:

My biggest hero of all time has to be my wife! Every trial that she has had to face and everything that she does for my family and me is amazing. She really is the best wife anyone could ask for. Also, I always tell people that if I am half the man that my dad is then I would be satisfied with my life. So other than my dad, I love my older sister who has three kids of her own, and baby sits two of my other sisters kids, while working and going to school full time because her husband just got diagnosed with a life threataning disease.

My Blog

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OH man another sunday wich means...................ANOTHER GAY BLOG!!!!!!! wich really i should be writing a letter to "my other half" hes in taiwan selling life insurence. but he will be back soon en...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Oh man i did'nt think i'd ever do something like this, but this is how freakin' bored i am. i hate sundays in utah. then utah doesnt close at 10 it closes before it even opens. lol. welp. anyway now i...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST