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Adrian

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About Me

I just moved back to Ottawa from good ol' St. Catharines, Ontario. I am who I am, nothing more and nothing less. I think masturbation,incest and homosexuality are funny and make great punch lines.
"I wasn't masturbating I was just cleaning it and it went off"
"We're all gonna get laid"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adrian
Birthday: March 8 1984
Birthplace: Ajax, Ontario
Current Location: Ottawa
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: sandy blond...or brown if you wanna be a dick about it.
Height: 5'11 ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German....think chocolate and beer, not holocaust
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dickies
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: failure
Your Perfect Pizza: combo with green olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To have an album and do a shit load of shows
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what the fuck?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the hell are you?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Depends how tired I am
Your Most Missed Memory: Waking up in a parking lot thanks to tequila.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds if I have to, prefer subway
Single or Group Dates: First date single, other than that either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla...I think
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: tobacco?
Do you Swear: fuck you, of coarse not. That shit isnt right
Do you Sing: Depends on blood alcohol level
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice.
Have you Been in Love: Thought so, but who knows
Do you want to go to College: Got what like 2 years down.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, better than dying alone
Do you believe in yourself: More and more everyday.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Occasionally.
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on the day
Are you a Health Freak: beer,fast food and carbs what the hell do you think?
Do you get along with your Parents: haha, are you kidding me?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends who I am with
Do you play an Instrument: guitar bass and drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: and how
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Have I ever
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I think that is a fair assumption
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not so much a cookie eater. I am scared shitless of the cookie monster.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Oddly enough, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: it seems like it in a weird way
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does it count if it's in my bathtub?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Anything is possible
Ever been Drunk: Fuckin eh I have
Ever been called a Tease: no because I always put out.
Ever been Beaten up: back in the day...she was pretty strong for a senior.
Ever Shoplifted: Who hasn't
How do you want to Die: with the entire world going "what a way to go"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rock Star, if not then doctor, or I could combine the two and be a gyno.
What country would you most like to Visit: one with cheap booze and loose women.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dyed, just a little tho.
Short or Long Hair: Longer
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not to picky
Best Clothing Style: kinda punkish
Number of Drugs I have taken: meh
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: me none girl a few
Number of Tattoos: girl doesnt matter, for me one and soon to be two.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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My Interests

Hockey, women, bass (instrument not the fish. So base and not bass), guitar, porn, music, unicorns and long walks on the beach.Oh and being naked

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone. Well except for well hung transvestites that want my body, I prefer not so well hung transvestites as that way I can feel like I am bringing something to the table.

Music:

+44,HIM, Blink-182, The Matches, New Found Glory, Strap-On Tools, Stroke 9, Not By Choice, Taking Back Sunday, The Starting Line,Something Corprate, Mugshot, No Use For A Name, All-American Rejects,Finch,CKY, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, TFK and probebly alot more.

Movies:

S.W.A.T., Jackass,Grind, Super Troopers, Mallrates, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Ocean's Eleven,Van Wilder, Pirates of The Carabean,Sum of All Fears, Hunt For Red October, American History-X, Goldmember, Se7en, T2, Usual Suspects, Eurotrip,Shawshank Redemption and more.Waiting... with Ryan Reynolds was funny as hell.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Prison Break, Hockey Night in Canada, That 70s Show, House M.D.

Books:

Does porn count? I mean it has words and shit...wait it doesn't have shit, if it does then I got the wrong one.

Heroes:

Best hero I ever had was at this little place in Omaha Nebraska, called little kings or something. Anyways best sandwich I have ever had.

My Blog

photographs and memories

Wow, I am crazy tired. So last night the boys and I got in from our montreal photo shoot. It was solid and fuck am I tired, hell we all are. Last night I passed out for a bit and wokr up, decided ...
Posted by Adrian on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

time flies when you're not paying attention

Things are actually becoming clearer. For anyone that knows me knows that alot of stuff has gone on with me over the past year, even  just in the time since I have been back in Ottawa. For instan...
Posted by Adrian on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

lies and fairytales

Alright so I am sure you guys remember me mentioning I hooked up with HopeSide. Well about two weeks ago I was informed that the band broke up, well that is not actually even close to truth. Basically...
Posted by Adrian on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

Top Tens because I am bored

Alright here is a few of my top ten lists of favorite things: Songs: 10.  Billie Jean - Michael Jackson 9.  The Joker - Steve Miller Band 8. Good Riddence (Time of Your life) - Gre...
Posted by Adrian on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:34:00 PST

I admit It.......i sucked his dick last night

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $20.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * your bes...
Posted by Adrian on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

HopeSide

Alright well alot has changed since I last graced the keys and brought up a blog. A few differant chapters in my life have come to a close and well a few new ones have opened up. First off I left St. ...
Posted by Adrian on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

sixdegrees.org

Hey all,       Kevin Bacon has started a website thats really cool. Its all about raising awarness and finaces for charities. He got a  few of his celebrtiy friends ...
Posted by Adrian on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:59:00 PST

dirty little secrets

Everyone lives differant lives, has their own dirty little secrest for instace. You have a friend at work or school. Maybe not even a friend, just that guy passing through the halls. You know the guy,...
Posted by Adrian on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

dr. adrian....no f'ing way

Yeah how fucked is that, I am actually seriously considering trying to become a doctor. All those that think I am doing it for the drugs can just go to hell. Now I think I am smart enough, maybe not b...
Posted by Adrian on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

Hello mr.s robinson

Wow I am starting a trend here. Once again I am completly clueless. As to what I am writing about. I am currently watching "Rumour Has It". Yes it is a chick flick and no I am not watching it with a ...
Posted by Adrian on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST