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Brandon The Tool

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About Me

I'm old, I'm in a band, I play a lot of instruments, I don't have a dog anymore, I try to sing for the band I'm in, I'm not sure if it's working... Strap-On Tools @ Myspace ... If you want, add me to your MSN list at [email protected]... eat me.

Here's what you Yankee and Red Sox fans can look foward to...

My Interests

Playin' shows. Recording. Writing music/lyrics. In-band-gay-jokes.

I'd like to meet:

People who love music... People who love things... People who hate other things... People who like SOT, and want to make sweet, sweet love to the music all night long... Paula from Vortex...

Music:

Rush, Melvins, The Pixies... I'm really one of those "I like songs, not bands" people... a lot of songs by bands I typically like suck ass, and a lot of songs by bands that I don't usually care for are brilliant. There's not a single genre that I can't find SOMETHING to appreciate...Here's a list of the bands that I hate unequivocally: Magneta Lane The Killers Franz Ferdinand The Bravery The Strokes The White Stripes and any other "lo-fi" garbage crap piece of shit that has the money to record properly but chooses not to because of the "chic". I know that goes against what I said about liking something from all genres... But to me "lo-fi" isn't a genre as much as it is a recording technique, and a horrible one at that.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, The Kevin Smith Collection (Excluding movies starring Jennifer Lopez). Bill & Ted movies, Cabin Boy (mock Cabin Boy and you're kicked out of casa-del-tool... it's Rule 1 baby!) Lord of the G-String (good god how funny is that movie?)

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Cartoons... Blah blah blah... I'll fix this again later, stupid crap getting erased... *sigh*

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, really anything by Douglas Adams... I dunno... Other books?

Heroes:

Son of a bitch, I hate these stupid Myspace scripts that change these things... If I find this "Eric" guy, I'm going to beat his fucking face in with a shovel... SERIOUSLY... I'll kill him!

My Blog

Playing the drums...

So, I'm officially a drummer again...  I didn't quite realize exactly how much gear I've lost since I last seriously sat behind a kit with asperations of rockstardom...  Taking stock, I have...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

Brandon's New Band

Hey guys!So, as you all may have noticed, SOT hasn't done a gat-dang thing since Warped.  Dunk and Chaddy have been extremely busy with their respective jobs, and Mikey is currently playing with ...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

Toronto Bauxite Baseball League

Hey folks! So, as most of you know, I've been a big baseball fan for most of my life, but I haven't actually been playing for years (basically, when I got into music, I stopped playing baseball...).&n...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

Hockey

Alright, remind me never to try to play hockey again. I know I'm Canadian and everything, but last night was the first time I've ever played ice hockey, and it was NOT exactly what I would call an enj...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:33:00 PST

As much as I don't like to push my views on others...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-moore/one-time-one-night-i n-am_b_9524.htmlThis is a pretty long article, but it's very effective, and I think people should read this.As we're approaching an election...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 01:46:00 PST

MYSPACE IS SHUTTING DOWN!

That's right, Myspace will shut down unless YOU send me FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!Why me you ask? Well, Tom and I worked out a deal, he realized how sorry the life of an empovrished musician is and decided...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:14:00 PST

Pointless complaining...

Alright, so I've noticed that more and more people are "customizing" their myspace profiles... Which, I suppose, is cool if that's your think... I'm a boring person, therefore I use the boring, defaul...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 08:08:00 PST

So, I have a crush on the YTV girl, what's wrong with that?

Yeah, okay... so I admit it... Every time I see Paula (host of YTV's saturday morning show Vortex) I just find her more and more attractive..  There's just something about her I find so freakin' ...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sweet merciful crap...

Alright, why is it that every single person feels the need to tell me how attractive they find the OTHER members of my band? I mean, okay... I'm well aware that I'm not exactly a looker or anything, ...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah, I'm good...

You Are 100% Skilled at Going Down On a Girl Chances are your tongue is so tired now that you can't even talk Not only do you rock at oral - you do it a lot Your girlfriend is the happiest girl...
Posted by Brandon The Tool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST