Dylan

studying to be a teacher. work full time. study martial arts. play hard. hell, im 22 its time to start livin. i wanna know portland. i wanna be able to tell stories of the people ive met and the things ive done. growing up in an uptight town was nice n safe, but im done with that. Its time to take off my pants and go for a jog. Its time to shout "i know you smell bad, but I love the buzz i get when i get a wiff of your sent, under-arm hair!" i wanna breathe jelly. My penis should be recognized for it's good sportsmanship on and off the court! its time to be placed in a bubble and fall asleep. I wanna skydive! and by skydive i mean sleep with two women at the same time. Super heroes should ask me for nail-clipping advice. its time i let it be known that chocolate is not just for eating!... ... ... But in the end its not the jelly, not the nails not even the chocolate, all i want is to open the door to a home with some who loves me inside it