I might be able to beat your ass at:
- Chess
- Hearts
- Spades
- Horseshoes
- Texas Hold em
- Scrabble
I will probably beat your ass at:
- Pool
- Holding your breath contest
- Marvel vs. Capcom 2
- Darts
- Ping Pong
- Dancing
- Raquetball
- Bowling
I will definitely beat your ass at:
- Dr. mario
- 007 goldeneye
- Slappin that Bass
- Fishing
- Good/Bad puns
- Mario Kart Double Dash !!
Funny girls and some people to start one of the following bands with me:
- Oklahoma Sexuals
- Feed Us Fetus Fajitas
- Karate Christ Almighty
- The Big "The Big Man" Man Band
- First, Second, Turd
- Ouch ! Jazz in My Eye !
- The 4th Dimension - "It's about time"
- Control.Assault.Delete
- Rock Wilder
- Steak Rage
- Diary of Ann - "Diarrhea Van"
- Dr. Dogturd - "Give me the news","Bad case of loving poo"
- The High Men
***** Preferrably a funny girl that wants to start one of these bands and watch any one of the shows below with me.
(Badasses below.)
- They Might be Giants
- Primus
- Built to Spill
- Weakerthans
- Fleetwood Mac
- Pinback
- Propagandhi
- Bad Religion
- Creedence Clearwater Revival
- Rolling Stones
- Modest Mouse
- Radiohead
- Piebald
- Sunny Day Real Estate
- Chicago
- Iron & Wine
- Iron Maiden
- Smashing Pumpkins
- NOFX
- Steely Dan
- Social Distortion
- At the Drive In
- Stone Temple Pilots
- Doobie Brothers
- Weezer
In this order.
Also, video game music from Mega Man and Castlevania.
- Rocktober Blood
- Death Promise
- Secrets of Pro Wrestling
- Raw Force
- Truck Turner
- Hard Rock Zombies
- Stone Cold
- Spookies
- Syngenor
- Showdown in Little Tokyo
- Brainsmasher
- Blood Diner
- Slumber Party Massacre 2
- Cheerleader Camp
- Rock N Roll Nightmare
- Desert Kickboxer
- From Beyond
- The Beast Within
- The Willies
- Flesh Eating Mothers
- Blood Moon
- Rats Night of Terror
All are must see movies if you like watching really bad/really awesome movies while drinking cheap beer.
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Arrested Development
- MST3K
- South Park
- Mr. Show
- Dexter
- Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
- Poker
- Football
- Boxing
- Forensic Files
- Cops
- Freaks and Geeks
- Red Dwarf
- Flight of the Conchords
- It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Math and science books.
My 95 Honda Civic. R.I.P. June 2000 - June, 2004 186,000 miles
My dad
My mom and sister
And me when I was little