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KAtiE

ooooohhhhhh geeeeeeeeeeeee

About Me

big ass. big brains.

My Interests

super foods. unplanned puns. multi-tasking. politics. getting pumped.(physically and mentally). symmetry. funny ha ha's. reading craigslist. alliteration. circular motions. being chatty.

I'd like to meet:



the kenny to my dolly- in life and in karaoke.

Music:

pop!

Movies:

i got a long queue

Television:

funny ha ha

Books:

the ones that make me want to tag and mark up the pages.

Heroes:

those who give a shit.

My Blog

quote of a lifetime

"Religion, god, blind sectarian faith-the chains that must be broken to promote intellectual growth- will never come close to the value of having a good shit."       ...
Posted by KAtiE on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

thanks to these people i will ALWAYS have a job

Legislature of the absurdBy By Diane Roberts Published Monday, April 21, 2008 7:02 PM ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------TALLAHASSEE Barack Obama probably ...
Posted by KAtiE on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:52:00 PST

Act Now To Take Advantage Of My Lowered Standards

ooooooooohhhh..... so funnnny.......(and sad and true!)  LOLOLOLOLOL Act Now To Take Advantage Of My Lowered Standards By Karen Lohtse March 5, 2008 | Issue 44"10 Are you tired of all...
Posted by KAtiE on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:12:00 PST

bleeding-heart liberal seeks sperm donor for potential abortion

(i wish i wrote this--- but thank goodness for craigslist)So there are all these crazy rumors all over the place that Rehnquist is going to resign tomorrow. Sandy Day was one thing - there was hope th...
Posted by KAtiE on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:54:00 PST

typical katie story

so after a few days in michigan i came back to to the airport. i parked my car at work since it is right across the street from the airport and i can take a $7 cab and not have to pay to park. so any...
Posted by KAtiE on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:38:00 PST

get thee to thee punnery

i love puns. love them. i especially love the ones that happen on accident and you don;t realize it's a pun till a few seconds later and then you have a good cheesey laugh. well at least i do.lately i...
Posted by KAtiE on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:56:00 PST

year in review (survey)

1) Where did you begin 2007?for the life of me i can't remember... probably out and about2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?fantastic3) Were you in school anytime this year?starting my last se...
Posted by KAtiE on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:37:00 PST

What ever happened to Britpop?

What ever happened to Britpop?"The Brit Box" evokes an era of pale, sensitive, eyelinered boys -- and the Anglophiles who loved them.By Simon ReynoldsDec. 08, 2007 | "The Brit Box: U.K. Indie, Shoegaz...
Posted by KAtiE on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:28:00 PST

thinking outloud ...

i want a petbut done want that kind responsibility that a dog requiresmaybe a kittenim more of a dog personcats are less workdogs are more friendlymaybe a chill cat wouldnt be so badehhhhoh damn....
Posted by KAtiE on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:46:00 PST

i am thoroughly annoyed

Dems Finalize Massive Increase for Ab-Only By James Wagoner, November 1, 2007 Today, we learned that the Democratic controlled Labor HHS Appropriations conference committee report includes the full $2...
Posted by KAtiE on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:11:00 PST