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About Me

I would have to agree with George Carlin "THE WORLD IS FULL OF STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!"I’m like a blind kid at recess ... "I don't Play!" (Thanks ghost bird)people that know me, know I'm a crazy ass and I don’t take anything seriously ... life is a fuckin joke ... if you need proof look: Owen Wilson has an acting career, they actually made a fast and the furious 3, nick cannon gets paid period, watch anything on Mtv ... how can anyone take this shit seriously, actresses that look like skin wearing a skeleton ... really bitch eat a sandwich, our government cares more about other countries than our own (vote or not politicians don’t give two shits about us), we cant even control our own hunger, poverty and crime ... but we sure are willing to take on everyone else’s ...One day I'm gonna get married on a mountain topI speak my mind and if you don’t like it tuff shit ... I’m not negative I’m a realist: I just see shit for how it really is ... I’m all for EQUAL rights ... I just wonder when it became privileged rights?they have retarded janitors that make more money than I do ... I guess I should start trying to make an "honest" living ... and start dealing drugs and collect welfare ... or better yet I should go to another country and demand rights that their people don’t even have ... it sure would be nice to get free medical and not have to pay taxesI am currently the owner, president and CEO of trailer clubI wear the same outfit every weekend cause I don’t give a shitI am a bit of an artist on many levels drawing, painting, print, photography, computer (digital), writing etc ... its just a shame I don’t know what to do with it ... although a job in the comic field would be quite sweet ... what do you do when you are an artist with an insane amount of ideas but have no clue where to begin?I was going to protest the "new" omen dressed up in my Satan outfit ... because that was blasphemous ... I think that movie was giving him a bad name ... but I forgot my pitch fork at homeOne day a guy from Nantucket asked me "do you surf?”... I could not quite understand what he said so I said "huh?" ... he said again "do you surf?" ... before I could reply my cousin said "YEAH... the internet for porn."I am the human joke: I’m short, fat, bald, a small pecker, and I’m hairier than Chewbacca gggrrrrdddaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhA wise man once told me to live life like a dog ... if you can’t eat it or fuck it ... piss on itI like getting smashed on draft beer cause it’s cheap and after two beers everything taste the same ... that’s why I drink Schlitz and pabst blue ribbonI’m sure if I was born too early or too late ... I think I should either be 40 (actually I’m pretty close ha ha ha)or 20I fuckin hate Mtv as much as I hate the news cause its all bullshitI know Compton karate ... I pull out my piece stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes clickOne of my ex girlfriends decided to leave me ... I asked her why? ... She replied "you have no direction" ... in response I said " I most certainly do ... I know exactly where the bar is..."I once saw a really cool quote ... and to tell you the truth I think it was from the old ninja turtles black and white comic.... it said “i know that when I die I will go to heaven, for I have spent my life in hell."I sometimes wonder: when did life become so difficult?

My Interests

This is a little project I toughed out for the entire month of May. I call it "30 DAYS OF HEROES/VILLIANS"(I kinda robbed it from Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith's 30 days of night) sorry.

My goal was to draw a character concept everyday for an entire month. I was able to squeeze out 43 concept sketches (before you become a wise ass yes I know there were 31 days in may ... not 43 or 30).

I was gonna come up with all new ideas ... but I started to get a little stale ... so I pulled out all my old embarrassing drawings (thanks for saving them ma) and decided to evolve them. I took them and pushed them in entirely different directions.  

In edition to the evolution of my old characters, I drew some characters from my dreams (yeah I know I’m fucked up ... and no I don’t need a psychiatrist ... I’m already an online Psychiatrist.), and some just popped in my head in what I   like to call a daymare.

On the drawings I added some reference material (the reference material came from an idea to Google or Yahoo image search the old characters name and find two or three reference pictures that I   could incorporate into the design) as well as clippings of my old drawings to see where they started out.

For your viewing pleasure I typed my handwritten notes I take while drawing, that way I don’t forget what I was thinking at that moment. I also pose questions to myself about the design as well as should I or shouldn’t I’s. I even critique my own work (“this sucks ass” ha ha ha). And sometimes I even write down the name of the song I am listening to if I have music playing cause sometimes it evokes a certain emotion.

“And though I’m no Olivia

they’d say before Sugar Ray

  the thing wasn’t the ring

  it was the play

so give me a stage

  where this bull here could rage

and though I could fight

I’d much rather recite

That’s entertainment.”

Robert DeNiro “Raging Bull”

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Music:

I like a little bit of everything ….

Oldies … thanks to my Mom … I grew up with an appreciation for good music Otis, Percy, Aretha, the Righteous Brothers and many more

Country … thanks to my Dad … and I’m talking about good ole country beer drinking, butt kicking, dead dogs, and broken hearts … not this new Justin Timberlake with a cowboy hat shit they play now

Classic … thanks to Benny “killer” and Ray “rat” … for showing me what GOOD music is … wouldn’t be the person I am today without it (and the first time I ever heard Walton and Johnson on 100.7 the tiger … I ain't ever been right since ha ha ha)

Rock … Lies, Lies, Lies …. Guns and Roses opened up a whole new world of musical taste for me

Rap … taught me to dance ha ha ha …and got me to expand my vocabulary and horizons … still don’t understand screw … I guess its pretty self explanatory … its screwed up … sounds like somebody dropped   a cassette in a puddle of water and then tried to play it.

Alternative … the evolution of me … Pearl Jam “Ten” and “Nirvana “Nevermind”

And a whole world of things to follow …..

The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Led Zepplin … etc

60’s – where would we be without the classics that everyone rips off

70’s – the world in which I live … the best music ever

80’s – no matter how much it gets made fun of everyone loves it, sings it and dances to it

90’s – thank God for one hit wonders … great songs but whatever happened to albums?

00’s – I wish I could tell you what I like but there are too many categories.

Movies:

MOVIES:

Seven, Fight Club, Road Warrior, Mad Max, Conan, Predator, 40 Year Old Virgin, Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Payback, Wedding Crashers, Sin City, X-men 123, Godfather 123, The Usual Suspects, Apt Pupil, Fallen, Primal Fear, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Shrek 12, Superman 12, Indian Jones (raiders of the lost arc, temple of doom, and last crusade), Star Wars (new hope, empire strikes back, return of the jedi), Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, Forrest Gump, O Brother Where Art Thou, Bubba Ho-Tep, Strange Brew, Slap Shot, The Toy, Ash Wednesday, She’s the One, Brothers McMullen, The 25 th hour, Boiler Room, Spider-man 12, Clint Eastwood westerns (good the bad and the ugly, two mules for sister sarah, high plains drifter, fist full of dollars, etc…) + any which way you can and any which way but loose, Smokey and the Bandit, L.A. Confidential, Airplane, Top Secret, All Kevin Smith Movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike back, and Jersey girl), Rounders, SpaceBalls, Blazing Saddles, Made, The Golden child, Swingers, The Nutty Professor 12, Training day, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Saw, Layer Cake, The Punisher, Dumb and Dumber, Labyrinth, Saturday Night Fever, Urban Cowboy, Grandmas Boy, Easy Rider, Constantine, The Incredible, American History X, Underworld 12, Pitch Black, History of Violence, Basic, The Cowboy Way, The Big Lebowski, The Chronicles of Narnia, Office Space, Friday 123, Don’t Be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Time Bandits, Rumblefish, The 13 th Warrior, Snatch, Money Talks, Rush Hour, American Psycho, the Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Fire and Ice, Full Metal Jacket, Legend, The Outsiders, Dusk till Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Casino, Taxi Driver, Easy Money, 8 Heads and a Duffel Bag, Keeping the Faith, Kindergarten Cop, Shaft, Napoleon Dynamite, Dodgeball, The Breakup, James Bond movies (sean connery, roger moore, james lasenby … fuck the others), Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Comic Book Villains, Menace to Society, Batman Begins, Good Will Hunting, Dazed and Confused, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Silence of the Lambs, Terminator 12, Rush Hour 12. Ace Ventura 12, 4 Rooms, Falling Down, The Prophecy, The Rundown, Bulletproof, Die Hard, Maverick, Army of Darkness, Quick and the Dead, Shogun Assassin, Blade 123, Heat, Killing Emmit Young, Dead Poet Society, Pointbreak, Roadhouse, Uncle Buck, the Great Outdoors, The Hustler and Color of Money, The Sting, Millers Crossing, Nobody’s Fool, Drugstore Cowboy, Wild things, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Love and a 45, Sleepers, Van Wilder, Animal House, Waiting, Transformers the Movie, the Wild Bunch, Memento ………………………………..

And a ton more I just got tired of thinking.

Books:

ATTENTION: COMIC BOOK NERD ALERT

I read about 80% of the comic books that hit the rack on a weekly basis … that shit is more addictive than crack.

Just a few of the books that come out on monthly basis:

100 BULLETS, CIVIL WAR (mini) and FRONT LINE, 52, X-factor, Nextwave, Justice League America, Justice, SEVEN SOLDIERS, Captain America, Astonishing X-men, new X-men, CATWOMAN, Robin, Aquaman, Uncanny X-men, Excalibur, Spider-man, Black Panther, Eternals, Man-Bat, Superman/Batman, All-Star Batman and Superman, THE ULTIMATES, All ANNILATION books, Hawkgirl, Blue Beetle, THE AMERICAN WAY, Fantastic Four, the Amazing Spider-man, New Avengers, Wolverine and Origins, Batman, PLANERARY, Action Comics, Secret Six, SHAOLIN COWBOY, Squadron Supreme, Green Arrow, Green Lantern Corps/ Green Lantern, Superman, FABLES, Manifest Eternity, Supergirl, The Flash, The Incredible Hulk, JSA, The Punisher, Detective Comics, Ares, DAREDEVIL, Young Avengers, Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters, Ion Guardian of the Universe, MOON KNIGHT, Checkmate, WONDERWOMAN, Shadowpact, Outsiders, Teen Titans, The Invincible Iron Man, NOBLE CAUSES etc………………………………………………………………………

Books that are not comic books:

The Judas Child by Carroll O’Connell, the Dictionary, the DC Comics Encyclopedia, Timeline by Michael Criton, the Reverse Dictionary by Theodore M Bernstein, Word Circus by Richard Lederer, W Larousse Encyclopedia of Mythology, Art or Imagination by Robinson Weinberg Broecker, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy + the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis, Gulliver’s Travels It was quite cool to find out there were more than one!!!...................................................... ..........

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