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Jacus

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About Me

Some may say i'm a 'chameleon'. I say i'm an easy adaptor. Put me in any situation and I can hang...whether out at a black tie affair sipping wine (ha), or sittin' on the porch shotgunnin' a can of brew (and don't be surprised to find me either place)! A people pleaser I suppose; I love 'em from all walks of life! I'm an equal-opportunity friend, and you'll never know where you'll spot me next...and I LOVE making you laugh, in case you're TOTALLY FUCKING OBLIVIOUS. Just don't read into anything I say or do too seriously...'cause I never do!AND I HATE ONIONS!

My Interests

SARCASM, a good story, laughing about anything, making someone's day, having fun with my great friends, an inside joke, going out, DRINKING too much, getting in trouble, TEXTING, not answering my phone, making new friends, a good deed, having coffee, fountain Dr. Peppers, or BEER, eating, myspace, my family, being in good company, the English language, learning new things, being right (about anything), being a shoulder to cry on or a voice of reason, vegging on the couch all day watching too much TV or a great movie. The usual!

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd like to meet...both my paw-paws that passed before I was able to get to know them. Jesus. Jim Morrison. Paul Oakenfold, DJ Tiesto, John Digweed. Heath Ledger. Angelina Jolie. Scarlett Johannsen. Dustin Diamond from Saved by the Bell, so I could assasinate him. AND my future ex-wife... Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

Personality Type Quiz
My Result: Realistic Personality Type


You’ve got a pretty even-keeled head on your shoulders. You’re well-grounded and realistic. You don’t really daydream or think about the future (unless you’re planning ahead, of course). Actually, you tend to find day-dreaming and flightiness pretty annoying and pointless. Sometimes people get you confused for being pessimistic, but you know that you’re just being real.
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Music:

Bet ya five bucks i'm listening to some right now. I dig on electronica (techno...will always have a thing for it), rock of all ages - from it's origins to present day, hip-hop and rap...if it plays at a bar, a club, on the radio, I most probably listen. Just no twangy country.I also must add 311 to the list. Saw them for their annual "3/11" show in NOLA this year and they know how to get a crowd moving! One of the most amazing experiences i've had yet.

Movies:

DON'T GET ME STARTED! THERE'S TOO MANY FAVORITES!!! BUT...Some of this past year's faves are "Children of Men, "The Departed", and "SUPERBAD!" I tend to like thinking movies, and hate family comedies. I laugh at dark, twisted comedy. And I LOVE me some Donnie fuckin Darko.

Television:

Call me whatever you want, but "The Real World" has been my favorite since I was 12...it's an addictive, edited soap opera, but real. ENTOURAGE...you have to watch at least three episodes...then you'll be HOOKED! Also, Intervention...have every episode DVR'ed! Everything Reality/True Crime/Bitchin documentaries. If it's on A&E, Comedy Central, MTV, VH1, E!, FX, IFC, Court TV, or Fox Reality, I probably watch it. And old reruns of my faves on TBS, or Cheers on Nick at Nite!

Books:

What about books? Just kidding, I AM literate...Misery (Stephen King), Helter Skelter, The Good Book, You're Lucky You're Funny, American Psycho, Less Than Zero, Frog and Toad anything, Where The Sidewalk Ends, Where The Wild Things Are, Goodnight Moon, The Spooky Old Tree (Berenstein Bears) Green Eggs and Ham, and more.

Heroes:

My father, who came from poverty and, like his 10 siblings, worked extremely hard for everything that he has today. My mother...she works full time and devotes all her extra energy to helping me and my sister with anything and everything. My sister, for being someone to look up to, and watching her mother her children just as amazing as our own mom. And my best friends for all the things they've helped me with in my life and what they've accomplished. Love my boys.
...and whoever thought up text messaging. You changed my life and rock my fucking world.

My Blog

The 86 Rules Of Boozing

THE 86 RULES OF BOOZING1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to of...
Posted by Jacus on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:22:00 PST

Is this my Saturday night?

Drunk and rambling...worked tonite and made the money I needed to make.  Had a LONG night last night with a friend that I had a falling out with a few months back...as soon as we saw each other, ...
Posted by Jacus on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:24:00 PST

A day off.

So today was my OFF day!  I was so excited to be able to sleep late and party late last night!  I guess I overdid it, because I woke up at 10am after about 5 or so hours of sleep.  I co...
Posted by Jacus on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:24:00 PST

TAGGED once again!!!

TAG! YOU'RE IT!Once you are tagged you have to write a blog with ten random facts about you. Then choose eight people to tag. List their names and state why you chose to tag them. don't forget to leav...
Posted by Jacus on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

Let it GO!

There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, ...
Posted by Jacus on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

That Fuckin' Chuck...

------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- 100 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Ch...
Posted by Jacus on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:34:00 PST

Sand and Stone...Awesome.

TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAY...
Posted by Jacus on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST

My Political Profile (as if i'm a political activist)!

You are a   Social Liberal (70% permissive)and an...   Economic Liberal (33% permissive)You are best described as a:  Democrat  ..>    ..this width sets social ...
Posted by Jacus on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

Let The Devil Take His Bags With Him,

You got out of a bad relationship because it was bad, but you are still resentful and angry (you let the devil leave his bags) You got out of financial debt, but you still can't control the desire to ...
Posted by Jacus on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

Aquarius Information...

Aquarius The Water CarrierJanuary 20 to February 19 Traditional Aquarian TraitsFriendly and humanitarianHonest and loyalOriginal and inventiveIndependent and intellectual On the dark side....Intracta...
Posted by Jacus on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST