Large Pineal glands,cold shivering clammy hands,Zombies, Ressurectionism,Voodoo/HooDoo and Scottish Cannibals (Well,they are just my favorite...all will usually do.)Victorian era medical equipment...well, all medical eqipment in history I suppose...Old Hypodermic needle kits,
Hi-jinx & Ballyhoo,Piracy (I don't have meself a schooner, But my booty is always the finest)The Knights Templar (Family Bloodline, I kid you not...We actually have a Family Castle, which is still a standing, well kept, built around a single pentacle, and considered 'an architectual wonder' and has one of the most infamous Grottos that still exists in the world...There are calcified dead people in the grotto walls!Interested? Its called 'Chateau Chastenay'...google it!!)
REPTILES!,Demonology,Pirateology,Necromania,Cryptozoology, Egyptian Magick...The Left handed Path, Bands,Clans,Horror & Cult Films (Indies also have a reserved space in my mind), Artists, and Books too 'controversial' (and possibly considered 'offensive' by some) to name in here.
Decadence,Indulgences(Oh those loverly delicacies: 420 people!)
Debauchery,feeling Zombified,Creepies,Crawlies,Beasties, Ghoulies and things that go bump in the night.
Anatomical anomalies, Body parts still kicking or turning green.Scary monsters & Super creeps and every other type of people I have been warned about.
I have obsessive compulsions for collecting objects of 'dubious' interest. Music to kill to and 'dead things Mikey,dead Things!!'
too many dead people...But Alive?
I would love to have my first gals sleepover with Karen Black, Linnea Quigley and Cassandra Peterson(aka Elvira).
I would love to pick some Grey matter splatter of a select few Serial Killers...I have never met Bruce Campbell..(Yes, a fan who hasn't..I plan on it..)
Jeffrey Combs and Robert Carlyle could occupy some pub time without me complaining.Since I have met and befriended the extremely charming Uncle Lloydie, He gets replaced with Brad Douriff...(Man, He never gets his deserved status...)I would like to dress in kilts and have a fencing match with Christopher Lee.
I plan on finding The Winchester, so I can throw Hog lumps at Simon Pegg, and buy Nick Frost a cunting drink, whilst kicking Ed Wright under the table, and putting fags out on Bill Bailey's hand, just for fun(a la Dylan Moran, who I would love to try and outdrink!)Love to have it out with Billy Connolly(Did he not kick ass in FIDO?),And Rik Mayall, well...If he admitted he ADD (which is a good thing!)I would love to share corsetting and horror slinging with Vampira (The First Lady of Horror, RIP)And most of all? I love it when I meet fellow Gorewhores and HorrorHounds who are as addicted to Fright Fixes as much as I am. (Which usually means they are experienced beyond the SAW films...and ALL the Fucking Re-Makes..The Shame!!!)
Richard Matheson could sit in my library and compare scary tales and I wouldn't say no to a bad prog-rock retro with John Carpenter.
Playing naughty nuns with Ken Russell is a lifelong fantasy. Crispin Hellion Glover, just because he doesn't talk to anyone.
I would love to talk shop with Tom Savini...(But I would halt it at old Vietnam stories...Heard enough from my Father!))
I would love to just shake Romero's hand (as it would probably would fall off in a Zombiriffic way and I want to ask Argento to prove he has hands, and not just leather gloves!
I would also,(since a gal can scream, can't she?)like to meet Dr.Byron Orpheus, who lives on the Venture Bros. compound, and raise dead people together.I would have liked to have played "Hide The Raven" with E.A.Poe, and play "Hide The Cthulhu" with Lovecraft(MMmmmmMMMMmmmMMMM Tentacles!)And since we are doing the necro-names, W.S.Burroughs would of been fun to go and cop a grain with, whilst seeing who's gun is better! I will end with what I would have done, speaking of my lifelong Love, Vincent Price, I most certainly would have been a secret Mistress....(and thats as far as I am going with that!)
It's curious, they never ask you who you HAVE met....Which is a good thing, cause name dropping sucks.(Right? RIGHT???!!!)
(In NO particular order!!)
Iggy,Bowie,BLONDIE,Velvet Underground,Motorhead,The CRAMPS,Jon Spencer Blues Explosion,Dimmu Borgir, Celtic Frost, Dethclok,MC5,The Cramps,DANZIG,Robert Johnson,Fudge Tunnel,SLAYER,Bullet For My Valentine,TVHOKB,Film Soundtracks,Johnny Cash,Alice Cooper,My Bloody Valentine,MC5,My life with The Thrill Kill Kult, KISS,Dissolved,Goblin,Carpenter,Eagles Of DeathMetal,White /Rob Zombie,CARCASS,Creature Feature,Babes In Toyland,The Donnas,Cheap Trick,SLEEP,Monster Magnet,Blue Oyster Cult,
Led Zeppelin("You gotta problem with Zep little man?")Butthole Surfers,Cathedral,Pixies,Bullet for My Valentine,Breeders,Sleep,OZZY/Black Sabbath,Painteens, S.O.B,The Flaming Lips,Neurosis,ENTOMBED,CannibalCorpse, High on Fire,and ALOT of oldskool Horror Punk, Alien Sex Fiend,G.W.A.R. to classical like Paganini or Bach. I Like GOOD music.
of the following directors: Corman,Cronenberg,Craven, TROMA,Mattei,Gilliam,Kubrick,Argento,Bava,D'amato,Franco ,Wright/Pegg,Soavi,Clark/Ormsby,Hooper,Carpenter,DePalma, Landis,H.G.Lewis,Gordon,Yuzna,Fincher,Romero,(TOO many Zombie flicks..),Gilliam,O'Bannon,Waters,Osorrio,Russell, Jarman,Coffin Joe,Stanely,Lieberman,Del Toro,R.Myers,Raimi, Tapert,Hammer(Fisher,Terrance),O'Bannon,Takeshi,(Lots of other Asian and Japanese Horror)Barker,Burton,Henenlotter and a slew of Universal Monster Makers....
Some of my absolute fave films are:THE HORROR STAR,DARK WATERS,PHANTASM,Carpenter's THE THING,LEMORA,ROCK AND RULE,THE VIDEO DEAD,POSSESSION,BLIND DEAD COLLECTION,COMBAT SHOCK,SCARECROWS,MOTHERS DAY,PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (BIGTIME Fan of The Phantom),THE DEVILS,THE PROWLER,LA BETE,TENEBRAE,BLACK SABBATH,SHAUN/DAWN OF THE DEAD,À L'INTERIEUR/THE INSIDE,REC,TROUBLE EVERY DAY,THE LIVING AND THE DEAD,CABIN FEVER,POULTRYGEIST,FROM BEYOND,BLEEDERS,RAVENOUS,RHPS,BUCKEROO BANZAI,THE CRAZIES,CANNIBAL!THE MUSICAL,NECRONOMICON,DEVIL NUN, FRANKENHOOKER,THE ASPHYX,EATEN ALIVE,THE WICKER MAN (original),INVADERS FROM MARS,TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER,NOTLD in B&W,DAWN OF THE DEAD/ZOMBIE,SPIDERBABY,T.C.M 2, CONFESSIONS OF AN OPIATE EATER,TRILOGY OF TERROR (original)CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS,THE BLACK CAT (From the Universal version to the TWO EVIL EYES/MASTERS OF HORROR versions),IMPRINT,CIGARETTE BURNS & HAECKEL'S TALE, THE ABOMINABLE DR.PHIBES I & II, THEATER OF BLOOD,HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY,SOCIETY,ONE DARK NIGHT,WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION,THE BURNING,HALLOWEEN 3,CREEPSHOW,HOUSE OF WAX (Original!),CONFESSIONS OF AN OPIATE EATER,DIARY OF A MADMAN,HAMMER'S FRANKENSTEIN,and the list goes on and on....
Television shows.Meh...The Venture Bros. The Sons of Butcher, Hilarious House of Frightenstein, The Kroft shows (i.e. H.R.Puf'n'Stuf), Tales From The Crypt, Tales From The Darkside, Masters of Horror (AS a TV series), Karloff's Thriller, The Twilight Zone, a select few, guilty pleasure reality shows, and anything that is about sharks and other fun animals, Adult Swim has some good shit, and IFC serves up some great stuff. and any really old Merrie Melodies/Looney Toons that were amazing and politically incorrect, now censored...and some awesome series from the UK, including Blacks Books, The I.T Crowd, Extras...(Fuck, Bill Bailey is frigging funny!)Extra's,The Young One's/Bottom/Rich,Filthy & Catflap, Spaced (waiting on the box for that!)Newman and Baddiel: History Today, Eddie Izzard (when he was a slutty Trannie stage comic)The Office, and The League of Gentlemen, of course!(Blame my Glaswegian Boy!)
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