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Kramer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I am Cosmo Kramer, and I am the next door neighbor of Jerry Seinfeld and just somehow wiggled my way into Jerry's life. I borrow everything from Jerry, and return nothing. Jerry's refrigerator is mine just as well. I have many other friends including Elaine Benes, George Costanza, Newman, and Bob Sacamano.

My Interests

Concocting genius schemes such as a make-your-own-pizza restaurant chain, adopting highways, the cologne which smells like the beach called "The Ocean," ruining laundermat dryers, shaving and tanning with butter, becoming a ballboy at the U.S. Open, getting kicked out of a baseball camp for punching Mickey Mantle, getting kicked out of an NBA game for brawling with Reggie Miller, designing the "Bro," driving bottles and cans to Michigan to receive a 10 cent bottle deposit rather than the normal 5, running for presidency of Del Boca Vista in Florida, and entering Little Jerry into a cock fight.

I'd like to meet:

Joe DiMaggio, Merv Griffin, Calvin Klein, Jon Voight, and Woody Allen.

Music:

Well, I enjoy a wide variety of music, and it can vary from time to time based on my moods throughout my adventurous day.

Movies:

Any movie that soothes my personality.

Television:

The Merv Griffin Show.

Books:

"Coffee Table Book," by yours truly. It's a coffee table book about various coffee tables owned by celebrities and other famous tables, which can also double as a coffee table on its own with fold out legs and built in coasters. As seen on the Regis and Kathy show.