I use "Ty" in everything
I talk down to people.
I like to read and write. Both offer me an escape from the real world, which we all need sometime.
Um... I'm very sarcastic but people refer to it as "smartass" or "asshole," both of which is entirely true. It tends to give off arrogance but I disagree with that assessment. I just can't tolerate stupid people.
I love and hate life simultaneously.
Who am I? I'm Titus... lost somewhere between Ty and The Ty.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Titus Yang
Birthday: April 27th, 1983
Birthplace: Santa Clara, California
Current Location: Warren, Michigan
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'8"-5'9".. I can never tell.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African Caucasian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Gravity... it keeps me from flying, like I normally do
Your Fears: Loneliness, never living up to what I aspire to be, finding the one, those centipede/silverfish things that run around the basement
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, Sausage, Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Head from the girl who sits in front of me in class
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Little Bunny Fufu...
Thoughts First Waking Up: I feel pretty.. oh, so pretty
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands? I don't know... no one's ever brought any of my physical aspects to my attention before... kind of tells you something about yourself, doesn't it?
Your Bedtime: Currently 2 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: That's what memories are for... to remember. If I don't remember a memory, what are the odds I'll miss it, you fucking douche?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: I don't date... but I guess if I had to choose, it'd be a group date... but only if I'm the only guy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choconilla... sometimes I like the swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee... fuck that Starbucks shit.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yes, if this survey is any indication.
Do you Sing: Yes, but am I good?
Do you Shower Daily: Unfortunately, no... I'm too busy sometimes to shower... but I always smell nice.
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love everyday... today, it's my MySpace profile
Do you want to go to College: I'm currently trying it out because everyone keeps telling me how hard it is and how easy I'll fail because apparently, I'm stupid.
Do you want to get Married: If the circumstances are right and I feel she won't divorce me/cheat on me later with a doctor or lawyer or surfer and take half of ours and mine, then sure.
Do you belive in yourself: I exist in this world, I'm sure. Most people do not realize I'm around, but then again, most people can't see God either.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on carnival rides that spin around
Do you think you are Attractive: A little alcohol and everyone's attractive... it might take a lot of alcohol for some less than favorable people... especially fat ones.
Are you a Health Freak: What's the point in dying of nothing when you can die of something cool... like fat cancer.
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom, yes... I try not to converse with the pops because he's, well, stupid.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes... it always leaves me... wait for it... wait... Thunderstruck!
Do you play an Instrument: I am quite good at the air drums now. I'll go for the bass guitar next.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, and let me tell you about it... if I remember.
In the past month have you Smoked: My smoking was limited.. I find it hard to actually smoke now. It's disgusting.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: legal or illegal? Because I haven't been on either. My immune system rocks out to Billy Idol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Betsy, my blow up doll, is currently all gassed out. Hahahahaha, I kill myself.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, I bought my kickass shoes there.. along with my kickass dollhouse.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten a box.. does that count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: The sushi question.. why is this one even relevant?
In the past month have you been on Stage: For class, yes. I fucking rock.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Well, if someone can shit me out whole, I'd love to see that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower... where it's warm and where my package is significantly larger
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't steal, I ask nicely.
Ever been Drunk: I have no recollection of ever being drunk.. I remember the process of getting drunk. It involves a lot of alcohol.
Ever been called a Tease: Actually, I have... and I got off on that. That's right. I'm dirty.
Ever been Beaten up: Surprisingly, no... everyone likes me or at least act like they do, which gives me one of two impressions: They're afraid of me or they're just superficial. Either way, I feel so loved.
Ever Shoplifted: I tried, but the store was to heavy to even lift off the ground with my bare hands.
How do you want to Die: I get a choice? Yay!!! How about.. I die protecting the planet from evil space aliens? And then, the evil space aliens can clone me in the sequel so I won't really have died only now I'm all bad and stuff. And then, at the end, I turn good again and kick the evil aliens' asses! Hollywood should be jumping all over that.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a T Rex!
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown... green's a good color too
Favourite Hair Color: Brown.
Short or Long Hair: how about medium length? A girl, depending on how her face is constructed physically, can look good with long or short hair.
Height: No preference as long as they aren't too tall or too short.
Weight: Realistically speaking, not fat.
Best Clothing Style: Girls look good in almost anything.
Number of Drugs I have taken: taken for what? I take Tylenol occasionally.
Number of CDs I own: 30
Number of Piercings: 1 in my left ear
Number of Tattoos: 2.. my shoulder... my right shoulder... my left too.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret a lot of things but it's necessary in order for one to evolve as a person and a voice in a rather ignorant world.
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