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FIRST THINGS FIRST!!
The funsterfesto of funstership!!!!!!!
1a. MUST REFER TO THEMSELVES as their FUnster name like "F*Papa wrote this, and F*Papa thinks it is Friggin Hillarious", I think it is like something like that 3rd person thingy, But we are not agbout grammar (See ..3 and ..16 and uh 13).
1b. When in doubt, "Polish the Baldy"!
2. F*'s (and F*B*'s) are not about competition, for we are all winners!
3. Funsters are not about spelling, grammar, punctuation, punctuality, rules, mean people, or those who judge another person.
4. To be inducted into the F*'s one has to be approved by an origional member of the FNM (Funsters of the New Milenium).
5. Be capable of "Lazer Guided Fun"
6. Be able to engage in (Happy Hands) or Hugs in-person or by proxy or designated agent.
7. Be a "Funabulist of Fun"
8. Be able to give in to the little funster inside you.
9. Be a "Fun-Hooligan" when needed
10. Be all about "Fun-Bunnies"
11. Be able to put the "man" in Mandatory fun
12. Enable fun "24/7/365(and a quarter, or in a leap year 366).
13. Funsters do not Judge, we advocate the circle of trust.
14. When funsters (and F*B*'s) roll we "ROLL TOGETHER", preferably in some kind of moist substance.
15 Funsters cannot use the word "Moist" unless it is in the name of Fun.
16 Funsters can NEVER use bav=ckspace when typing, as it will take up too much valuable time for HAVING FUN! Fuck backspace!
17 Should (not must) shine their names with F* (Funster) or F*B* (FunsterBunnie)
Now about me..
Well, lets see. A lot of things have changed as of late, most for the best, so heres the updated MEH! I am serious no times out of 1 outside of work, and rarely at work will you see me get mad. I used to like to drink, but havent in 8 months, but I assure you, ill make up for that soon enough. I rarely think before I act(unless of course im in serious work mode)and when I do think before I act, its usually the greatest thing ever thought of, like C cup breasts bouncing off my chin. Yah, i think of that right before just about everything. I am HAPPILY MARRIED!, and it makes me happy. I used to joke about it alot, but I finally found the one. Uncle Ernests magic fish bait not only works on catfish, but on Steffish as well. Stefanie is pretty fucking sweet. She keeps me grounded(figuratively and literally), even though shes 3 continents away. Shes got brains, style, and a certain panache that just drives me crazy. Did I mention her banging body? I think I should have. let me do it one more time. OMFG. Shes got the most delicious booty I have ever witnessed, and her breasteseseses are REDIC. yah, banging body. Oh well, We gotogether like do-do and cocoa butter. Were moving to Cali, im staying in this big green machine, despite its massive green weenie, i like it. family, house, dog. Yup. The good life I want to be a pro gamer, gambler, angler, fighter............ yah thats things id like to go pro in.I dont know.
