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CHEF GASTROMANIAC

CANT BEAT 'EM? EAT 'EM

About Me

LISTEN UP! YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELVES 45 SECONDS- WHICH IS EXACTLY 10 SECONDS TOO MUCH TO REED THIS! MOVE!My name is Guli, I'm 19.5 years old, and I live in a forint shithole called Rehovoth. which is a city In Israel, A countery in the size of NYC, but in the other edge of Earth, Nice. Bigidi-Bam- My band named IMMATERIAL, we play Melodic-Death Metal, and here's a link to our Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/immaterialband. We're fucking GENUINE MELODEATH FROM ISRAEL My occupation is as a chef, and I study in a collage called Tadmoor in Hertzelia. I enjoy Drinking, Yeah! Playing! hell Yeah, and pimping the bitches! Hell Yeah!_____________________________________________________-- AND IF YOU'DD LIKE TO CONTACT MY PUMP: HERE'S MY I Number: ___________________________________________ 312201718: Spammers will not be wellcome!!
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty. What Kind of Drunk Are You?table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2
You Are 55% Redneck
You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?
Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Gustavo Santos What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality? ---------------------------------------
You Are 50% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
You have been marked on my profile map! Click to zoom-in.
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My Interests

Playing, Cooking, Fucking, Time-killing

I'd like to meet:

The man invented the BEER! And Jesus...And of course- superman VS dildo

Music:

My band: IMMATERIAL (www.myspace.com/immaterialband)- check us out!!!PANTERA!!!OBITUARY!!!ARCH ENEMY!!!HYPOCRISY!!!CRYPTOPSY!!!MACHINE HEAD!!!DELIRIUS!!!KATAKLYSM!!!S.O.D (Stormtroopers Of Death)!!!MORBID ANGEL!!!Children Of Bodom!!!Necrophagist!!!CARNIVORE!!!PHANTOM PAIN!!!KVISA MELUCHLECHET!!!SEPULTURA!!!

Movies:

THE GODFATHER - The Boondock Saints,The Hebrew hammer, Constantine, Alien, Half-baked, Snatch, Bad-Boys 2, The punisher, Borat, Pulp Fiction, Event Horizon, X-Men, Lock, Stock and two smoking dildos, Cheech & Chong, Leathel Weapon, Die hard, Starship troopers, Independence day, The craft, Braveheart, Hellraiser, Eat the rich, 007, Amli, STFU, Tomcats --------------------------------- Me, Myself, and dildo. The Dildo, Return of the furius dildo, Joe against the dildos, Planet dildo, Dildoes from other space, Dildo 7 and the skatebord monkeys, Starship dildoes, the DILDOmater, Nightmare of dildo street, dildo VS Suprman- the last conflict.

Television:

Married with children/ The chappel's show/ Haretzua/ CSI/ American's dad/ Simphsons/ Mad TV/ STEND-UP-COMEDY

Books:

Ranoulet Paskal Sucks ass!!!

Heroes:

Jesus... lol And of course: Superman, Orgasmo, Capten Dildo and The punisher...

My Blog

WHAT EVER HAPPEND TO CELTIC FROST???

What ever happened to Celtic Frost?Is it true that they got lostin the pandemoniumNever to be seen againTom Warrior fell from a tree in cherry orchardMartin Ain drowned in a cold lakeReed St. Mark wen...
Posted by CHEF GASTROMANIAC on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

ACKNOWLIDGMENTS

Well, Today was our gig at the silver, and thow we we're last to preform (Which sucked ass big time) we still kicked some ass on stage. For those of you who came, support and sang with us "Inhaled- I...
Posted by CHEF GASTROMANIAC on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:58:00 PST

IMMATERIAL'S ARMY! HELL YEAH!

SUP BITCHES?! Missed me? no? fuck off you fucking non-alchoholic cunts! Myspace re-fucking-designed man- beutifull! plus- got some new bitches here!   FROM NOW ON YOU ARE ALL IN THE IMMATERIAL'S ...
Posted by CHEF GASTROMANIAC on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST

IMMATERIAL IS ON THE NET!

HELL YEAH!   Just find out how to work this thing, I started this MySpace page as my own... Probably, But now It has become to be the Band's MySpace page.   WE ARE FUCKING IMMATERIAL-AND WE...
Posted by CHEF GASTROMANIAC on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:24:00 PST