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Jasmanian Devil®

You cant see my eyes unless my head is bent....ya dig??

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.. width="425" height="350" ..I pledge alligance to the hip hop.. width="425" height="350" ..I can rap along with this song with out missin a beat....now who said i was a white chick again??? Wu tang in the cutt,for niggas what? Its the after party and bitches wanna...what?
You Are 54% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?I re-took this survey...Apparently Ive became a lil bit more Evil. Hey...when you have people in ya life that fuck with you...you do evil shit. And just so you know...I really didnt lie on any questions :0) Im on my way to EVIL baby!!!! In loving memory of the Gangsta teabaggerHaa haaa...I love Oprah!

I'd like to meet:

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Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? (pics)

Kip
You are Kip! You have an inner Tiger inside of you! Although you can be lazy at times, you have some entertaining qualities. You have a hard time getting along with your sibling(s), even though you secretly care for them. Once the opposite sex takes the time to get to know you, they can't get enough of you. You do not have to rely on your looks, you use your brain to get what you want!

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Music:

Respect this man... I love his Gay dead ass.. width="425" height="350" ..Jim Jones Is a Black Guy thats Kinda white...but not really. Hes so sexxxy! PimpMySpace
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Movies:


Like the best movie everrr!!! GOSH! friday after next,napolean dynomite,tomb raider,bone collector,girl interupted...dammit anything by dave chappelle and angelina!!

Television:

Da chappelle show, lost and da ali show
Gotta LOve Stuart from MAD TV!img src="http://img.freecodesource.com/gallery/images/banners/pr od_91_834.gif" border="0" alt="Myspace Layouts" title="Myspace Layouts

Books:

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Heroes:

"NO MOTHA FUCKA....FUCK YOU!!!!!" Yo...This dude would fuck you up!Watch it!!! Rick James Bitch!
60 real good ones
what is in the back seat of your car right now?: I dont have a car
does anyone have any blackmail on you?: Yes
is there anythong pink within 10 ft. of you?: yes actually ten inches
are you wearing socks right now?: no
what was the last thing you had to drink?: Pineapple soda
have you bought any clothing items in the last week?: haha Yes
when is the last time you ran?: ran? like a yr ago
last persons house you were in?: Karens...i think
who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace?: Sum dude i dont really know
do you have a tan?: Yea sort of
how many times were you Student of the Month in elementary school?: never
how old do you want to be when you have kids?: I already have a kid
how you ever drank your can soda from a straw?: yes
what are your siblings middle names?: I dont fucking know...i suppose youd also like to know is bush went to college
where is your dad right now?: I dont have a dad...but hes in boston
what was the last thing you said?: Chicken butt...really i did
where is your mom right now?: I dont have a mom...but shes in Queens
what color is your watch?: Silver
what do you think of when you think of Australia?: Good ay!
do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru?: Inside
do you have a roommate?: yea hes a 6 yr old lil brat
do you have any bad habits?: yes
do you know anyone name Lori?: yea actually i do
what color is your moms hair?: I dont have a mom but its black
what happened to you in 1993?: I was 13 and most likely my mom wasnt speakin to me for sum stupid reason
does your first memory involve your dad?: never
do you remember singing any songs as kids?: Yea new kids on the block
when was the last time you went swimming?: a long time
has your luggage ever gotten lost?: no
biggest annoyance in your life right this minute - besides this survey?: This fucking sthink bitch who has me in court for sum bullshit. I fucking hate her
have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?: no
do you like watching a bonfire?: what the fuck is a bonfire?
are you allergic to anything?: yes...surveys
what is one thing you miss about your past?: being happy
do you ever get flu shots?: no i dont need that shit.
favorite shoes that you wear all the time?: Timberlands
what is one thing you've learned about life recently?: Never to trust anyone. no matter how cool someone seems.
are you jealous of anyone?: never
is anyone jealous of you?: I think she is...yes
if you were a crayon, what colour would you be?: red
what does the room you're in look like?: its my bedroom. messy bed clothes all over the place...as always
what is the weirdest thing about your parents?: I have no parents
how many keys are on your keychain?: 2...the question should be how many keychains are on my keys
have you ever pranked call 911?: no are u crazy?
have you ever been walked in on while you were naked?: yea :(
have you ever set a marshmallow on fire?: lol yes
have you ever thrown up on an airplane?: no
have you ever made a snow angel?: yes
have you ever burnt yourself?: yea...duh
which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?: damn....i would say pop ups
rock, paper or scissors?: rock
same topping on your vanilla ice cream forever, what is it?: Hot fudge and nuts
if you had to choose one, which would you give up: tv or internet?: TV
what kind of lunchbox did you have as a kid?: my little pony and care bears
what would you rather have: a housekeeper, a cook or a chauffeur?: chauffeur
what was one of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?: satan
what's the last thing you bought?: A robe from The GAP
last thing you got in the mail?: Court notice
do you use an umbrella?: nah
would you rather be in a long line in a drive-thru or at the grocery store?: drive thru
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My Blog

What Urks you?

When people use my last Bounty to dry their hands. Matter of fact, when people use my bounty paper Period! Leave my bounty alone! Them shits is NEVER on sale! wipe ya hand on ya shirt or something...a...
Posted by Jasmanian Devil® on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

The Hug...

A hug from my sons father has never been sweeter...let me explain. see what happend was that jerk said he'd come through on a favor for me. of course he never did. no call no nothing. thats...
Posted by Jasmanian Devil® on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

Men...

Is there a man left out there that isnt fake? Any man that isnt out to bullshit a bitch. someone who wont make life harder then it already is. Holla at me if thats you! ...
Posted by Jasmanian Devil® on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

Im not dumb

I dont think Im alot dumber then u thought that I think that I thought I was once
Posted by Jasmanian Devil® on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:26:00 PST