I was going to quit smoking... |
...but then I read this on a pack that I bought."Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking leads to tagging it and bagging it. Doctors recommend that you tuck your pants into your socks so you don't slip in ...
Posted by brent on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:10:00 PST |
The thinker... |
My guess is that this is what was going on inside his head.
Posted by brent on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:13:00 PST |
my new resume... |
Summary of Qualifications
-I haul ass.-I never say thank you.-I never ever turn down a drink or my stereo.-I look people in the balls when they're talking to me.-I get results.-I have a shirt tha...
Posted by brent on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST |
born without a face... |
I saw this show on the discovery health channel where this couple had a fucking slimy mutant chud baby and instead of chucking it into the river they actually kept it. Here's a pictoral chronology of ...
Posted by brent on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:12:00 PST |
I think my diet is working... |
I went to a buffet the other day and I only made two trips. Usually I just tie a rope around the buffet and drag it away behind my car to a swamp on the edge of town where I can devour...
Posted by brent on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST |
almost everyone I work with right now... |
...is really, really, really, extremely asian and I'm, um, not. The majority of the conversations I have in a day are something like:Them- "Wayne Gretzky flip flop pajamarama swingset?"Me- "Um, the......
Posted by brent on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PST |
dancing + 70s music.... |
...they must've done nothing but dance their fucking asses off in the 1970's because damn near every song from that decade is about the quality, frequency and gayness of their dancing abilities. Also,...
Posted by brent on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:55:00 PST |
grape nuts and bagels... |
I know it's sad that I'm 26 years old and I'm just now figuring out that there's other things you can have for breakfast besides cigarettes and aspirin but, man, grape nuts kick all sorts of ass. ...
Posted by brent on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:54:00 PST |
has anyone seen... |
...my shirt with three wolves standing in front of an american flag on it?
Oh, there it is. Thanks!
Posted by brent on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST |
hollywood secrets revealed... |
DID YOU KNOW...
-Rosie O'Donnell's tits are actually two sandwich bags full of dead bees and applesauce. Her cooter is just a rotten sparrow's nest covered in hollandaise sauce. Her dick on the ...
Posted by brent on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST |
