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Captain Confederate

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About Me


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Hitcher --
[noun]:
A deadly strain of projectiile vomit
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
How evil are you?This MySpace was Made by Murph .You wanna know about my thumb do yah boy!?! Intriguing is it? My thumb!?! Lemee me tell you about! You see, I come from a LONG line of hitchhikers, ALL with bleedin massive THUMBS! You see the TUMB is a tremendous boon to the hitchhikerhelps with work, know what I mean? Except when I was a child my thum was TINY, not just small like a single sugar puff! Even my own mother would reel back in horror like an Anaconda, Get it outta here, GET IT out! Its tiny, its disgusting, get it out of here and never darken my door agin! shed say! I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle! And people told me of magic Shaman, part man, part hornet. I wandered the streets in search of the stripy insect shaman, I combed the universe. Turned out he was in a bin at the local primary school REELING about with the apple cores. So I stuck my thumb out, and he stung it! And he stung it again! He grabbed onto itit was like he was making love to it with his sting! IN AND OUTIN AND OUT! OOOOoohh the PUSS, the PAIN, the BLACK VOODOO the west jigsaw puzzle, I didnt know what was happening! I was out of it for days, and when I woke, THERE it was like a giant fleshy maraca! A THUMB of gigantic proportions! Its a miracle, a MIRACLE I saidyoure a true WIZARD, how ever can I repay you? He said 500 Euros!.FIVE HUNDRED EUROS?!? YOU WONT SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME YOU SLAGand as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny insect skull, I could see it in his eyes, I could see him thinking I created that monster, I created that THING and now its killing me! The irony! ..I THINK he was saying that, though it was a long time agoand he coulda just been SHITTING himself!However the REAL me is very friendly and caring, and mooshy...and love to make people laugh and smile and do lovely things for people! But I've been told Im TOO nice and that people will walk ALL over me...which is totally true! I am a total geek! I like reading books, and think far too much about the world.I am VERY highly opinionated and will argue to the DEATH bout almost anything I believe in....which brings up the word GEEK again!I fall in love FAR too easily and people ALWAYS fuck me over! I can be an EVIL cunt when I want to be!I just got into Aberdeen UNIVERSITY coz IM fucking clever as fuck and so fucking great that they couldnt do without me!Gimmie sex in dark places and Im yours! Graveyards, forests, stone circle...lets get dirty and bite me and scratch me!

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Created by Bart King

ZOMBIES!!!...Zombie movies, Ravens, Rooks, Crows, Magpies, Jackdaws, actually ALL wildlife...films, Music, Guitar, GIRLS, Writing, Martial Arts, Reading, Outdoors, History, LADIES, Off-Roading, Shooting, GUNS, Sleeping, Dark Creepy Stuff, Graveyards, Dark Creepy Woods, Stone Circles, Misty Moors, the Supernatural, Ghosts, Myths and Legends!
Hitcher is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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I'd like to meet:

Katherine Isabelle, Debra Messing, Milla Jovovich, Mike Oldfield,John Carpenter, Kurt Russell, and my lookalike - Christopher Lambert, of Highlander fame, all of the people I know on MYSPACE.COM, George A. Romero,Isabelle Adjani, Kylie Minogue, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Christoper Walken, Christian Slater, Luc Besson! Klaus Kinski (R.I.P)

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..JOHN 5, Mike Oldfield, Tangerine Dream, Led Zeppelin, The Cars, Fleetwood Mac, Rob Zombie, Def Lepard, White Zombie, Bryan Adams, Nine Inch Nails, Placebo, ZZ Top, KISS, Grand Funk Railroad, Jimi Hendrix, J.S Bach, Vivaldi, Dire Straits, The Eagles, Deep Purple, K.C and the Sunshine Band, Marilyn Manson, Powerman 5000, Static - X, Rage Against the Machine, Andrea Bocceli, Runrig, Cyndi Lauper, Popul Vuh, Vangelis, YES, Enya, John Williams, Ry Cooder, The Mad Capsule Market, Enigma, Shakespear's Sister, Robert Palmer, The Righteous Brothers, Les Rythmes Digitales, Goblin.

Movies:

ZOMBIE MOVIES - Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Resident Evil.FORGEIN CINEMA - Subway, Le Dernier Combat, Nosferatu, Leon, Woyzeck, Strozeck, Nikita, The Big Blue, Atlantis, Keoma, Das Boot, Aguirre the Wrath of God, Fitzcaraldo, The Ring Trilogy.HORROR - The Exorcist, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Exorcist 3, Prince of Darkness, American Werewolf in London, Ginger Snaps, Blair Witch Project, Demons, Demons 2, The Evil Dead, The Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Halloween, Halloween 2, Halloween 3, The Fog, The Changling, Maniac, Underworld, Near Dark, Martin, the House series, The Wickerman, Whistle and I'll Come to You, Jaws, The Shining.SCI-FI - Highlander, Highlander 2, Highlander 3, The Thing, Alien, Aliens, Predator, 2001 a Space Oddessy, Equilibrium, 1984, Blade Runner, They Live, Bio Trouble in Little China, Ghosts of Mars, Westworld, Star Wars, They Live! Jurrasic Park Trilogy! Dune, Tron,ACTION - Escape from New York, Assault on Precicnt 13, Battleground, Cross of Iron, Tango and Cash, Rambo, Braveheart, Blade, Blade 2, Blade 3, Kung Fu Movies, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves!WESTERNS - A Fistfull of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Wild Bunch, Once Upon a Time in the West, Big Country, Last of the Mohicans, Dances with Wolves.OTHER - Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, The Bounty, Back to the Future Trilogy, The Breakfast Club, Dogs, Local Hero, Legend, Flight of the Navigator, The Goonies, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth!

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Blackadder, Countdown, Will and Grace, Deal or no Deal, Two and a Half Men, Knightmare, Thundercats, He-Man, Starcom, Button Moon, Postman Pat, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, Dino-Riders, The Cystal Maze, Friends, The I.T Crowd, Monkey Dust, Time Team, Quantam Leap, Twin Peaks, Neighbours, Coronation Street, Emmerdale, Porn a Family Buisness, Playboy Televsions Totally Busted, Sin Cities, Euro Trash, My Name is Earl, Lost, Hollyoaks, The Simpsons, Futurama, Quincy, Diagnosis Murder, Columbo, Trisha, Weir's Way, Landward, Earth Story, Time Commanders!

Books:

I am LegendThe Island, The Exorcist, Misery, The Shining, Christine, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, The Incredible Shrinking Man, The Hobbit, Dracula, Frankenstien, Robinson Crusoe.

Heroes:

Firstly my two Grandad's (both deceased) for fighting liek heroes in WW2, Kurt Russell, Mike Oldfield, Jimmy Page, Klaus Kinski, Luc Besson, Jimi Hendrix, William Wallace, Robert the Bruce, Vlad the Impaler, The Duke of Montrose, John Carpenter, Christopher Lambert

My Blog

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...

Here are some titles to sum up my year so far...in the style of un ultra viloent Spagetti Western....! Stolen from RUU...the really crap nija thrief!!!   The Good. - Finishing college. - Moving b...
Posted by Captain Confederate on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST

TWO for TITS???

Your only supposed to do two of  each...but Im a rebel so fucki it! Just two... If you opened it, you have to do it.Two Names You Go By:1.) Westy.2.) Fonzy, Jeebus, Jesus.Two Parts of Your Herita...
Posted by Captain Confederate on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:29:00 PST

YES

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? A: Bob Geldoff or Osama Bin Laden, or Bono from U2. 2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical ...
Posted by Captain Confederate on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:26:00 PST

HEART BREAK!!!!

1. single or taken?Look up single in the dictionary...my ugly mug is next to it.2. Do you have a crush on anyone?One or two...I have like one for the best part of 5 years, the other maybe over a year....
Posted by Captain Confederate on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:13:00 PST

Turning over a new leaf!

Hello...everyone. I'd just like to say a few words on my recent past then tell you all about the changes I have made in the past year, and changes I will be making...and will be making a few appologie...
Posted by Captain Confederate on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:35:00 PST

Boba Hitcher Fett!


Posted by Captain Confederate on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:17:00 PST

HEARTS....SCOTTISH CUP WINNERS!!!

Heart of Midlothian 4 Gretna 2 (After Penalties!)   MON THEN THE FUCKIN JAMBOS!!! Up yeh yah Grenta CUNTS!!!...
Posted by Captain Confederate on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:29:00 PST

If the Devil owned a car collection!

AUSTRALIAN FORD FALCON GT XB 1973 MUSTANG GT 500     DELORIAN ...MOSTER TRUCK! PONTIAN TRANS AM  ...
Posted by Captain Confederate on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:11:00 PST

The Greatest Car EVER!!!

  Would anybody like to BUY/GIVE me this car!??!?
Posted by Captain Confederate on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:51:00 PST

I AM A TOTAL PRICK!

In the words of a very wise man... Better to have tried and failed...to have never tried at all! Recently life has been kinda shit for me....................................................! Ive been ...
Posted by Captain Confederate on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:18:00 PST