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Carslake

You're blaming the small penis, you've got the huge vagina...

About Me


These bits just sum it all up...
"I don't give a fuck about myself. Look, I ain't shit. I ain't never gonna be shit. And you less of a man than me, so soon as I decide you ain't gonna be shit, POW. So be it.
You remember that, motherfucker, 'cause I'm the one y'all need to be worried about... partner."
Seriously though...
I go out, I drink, I love music. That's actually it.
Along with the rest of the JAR posse, I too rate things out of ten to one decimal place. "Some examples please" I hear you say. Fine...
Harrow 6.6
Green Day's 'American Idiot' 8.1
Girls Aloud 7.4
Tottenham Hotspur 10.0
Franz Ferdinand 2.6 Fucking rubbish. Worst band ever.
I don't get hangovers, and I have an inflatable green suit which turns me into a superhero.
I am the pioneer of a daring new musical movement which fuses together the worlds of Country and Electronica...

COUNTRONICA


You'd better go check us out...

BOSH!


Me
+
Ross
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Fallout


We manage bands, go have a listen...

Dirty Do Goods


Licotine


My Interests

Errm, music, football and partying in no particular order. DJing is incredibly fun when you're hammered aswell.

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I'd like to meet:


The King Of The World Tom Vek. Oh, wait, no... I've met him. In that case let's see, errmm...

Martin Jol

Ricky Gervais

Steve Coogan

Larry David

Neil Young

... and the guy who invented the Cajun Chicken Pizzatilla from M&S, cos that's well nice innit.

Oh, and this fella...

Music:

Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Afghan Whigs, Amusement Parks On Fire, Annie, Antony & The Johnsons, Arcade Fire, Architecture In Helsinki, ARE Weapons, Autolux, Badly Drawn Boy, The Band, Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, The Beatles man, Beck, Bees, Brendan Benson, Beta Band, Black Keys, Black Mountain, BRMC, Bloc Party, Blondie, Blur, BMX Bandits, Bonnie Prince Billy, Boo Radleys, Bowie, Boy Least Likely To, Ian Brown, Bright Eyes, Broken Family Band, Buzzcocks, Byrds, Beefheart, Caribou, Manitoba, Charlatans, Clash, Clearlake, Leonard Cohen, Comets On Fire, Concretes, Coral, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Damned, Evan Dando, Dears, DFA 1979, Departure, Dexys, Dios, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Doors, Doves, Dungen, Dylan, Eastern Lane, Echo & The Bunnymen, Electric Soft Parade, Engineers, Evens, Explosions In The Sky, The Fall, Fiery Furnaces, Fleetwood Mac, Futureheads, Go! Team, Gomez, Gravenhurst, Green Day, PJ Harvey, Hendrix, Hiss, Holy Ghost, Hood, Humble Pie, Interpol, Iron & Wine, Bert Jansch, Joy Division, Killers, Kills, Kings Of Convenience, Kings Of Leon, Good Shoes, Big Cash Prizes, The Forest, Lancaster Bombers, Kinks, La's, Lambchop, Led Zep, Love, Low, Magic Numbers, Willy Mason, Maximo Park, MC5, M83, Kylie, Girls Aloud, Joni Mitchell, Van Morrison, MBV, My Morning Jacket, National, AC Newman, New York Dolls, Joanna Newsome, Oasis, OCS, Organ, Pentangle, Phoenix, Primal Scream, PIL, QOTSA, Radio Dept, Rapture, Razorlight, REM, Stones, Secret Machines, Sex Pistols, Sham 69, Shins, Six Organs Of Admittance, Slade, Sleater-Kinney, Sleepy Jackson, Slits, Slowdive, Small Faces, Faces, Elliott Smith, Patti Smith, Smiths, Sparklehorse, Specials, The Boss, Stands, Sufjan Stevens, Stone Roses, SFA, Supergrass, Swervedriver, Talk Talk, Teenage Fanclub, Television, Thrills, Toy Dolls, Traffic, TV On The Radio, 22-20's, Undertones, Unicorns, Laura Veirs, King Of The World TOM VEK, Velvet Underground, Verve, Vessels, Vines, Rufus Wainwright, Tom Waits, Walkmen, M. Ward, Weezer, The Jam, Weller, White Stripes, The Who, Wilco, Wire, Patrick Wolf, Wrens, X-Ray Spex, XTC, YYY's, Neil Young, Buffalo Springfield, Zutons, Air, Animal Collective, Devendra Banhart, Basement Jaxx, Booker T & MG's, Solomon Burke, Terry Callier, Chromeo, Parliament, Comus, D'Angelo, DIV, Cara Dillon, Nick Drake, Dre, Fairport Convention, Felix Da Housecat, Four Tet, Aretha Franklin, Candi Staton, Marvin Gaye, Veto Silver, Emmylou Harris, John Lee Hooker, Jay-Z, Kelis, Khonnor, LCD, ESG, Luniz, Shelagh MacDonald, Massive Attack, NWA, Outkast, Cypress Hill, Pac, PLayers, Portishead, Prince, Prodigy, Public Enemy, Minnie Riperton, Roots Manuva, Decemberists, Arthur Russell, Shirelles, Sly & Family Stone, Snoop, Dusty Springfield, Streets, Tricky, Makaveli, Stevie Wonder, Wu Tang and all affiliates, Heptones, Lee Perry, Phyllis Dillon, Toots & Maytals, Delroy Wilson, Tapper Zukie, Little Flames, Comanechi, Drive Like Jehu, Postal Service, Archer Prewitt, Espers, Calexico, Duke Spirit, Boyfriends, I Love Poland, Redcarsgofaster, Ladytron, Black Seb, Kiona, Dr Dog, Belle Orchestre, Rosario, Kinski, Blah Blah Blah (the band and the phrase... this has gone on too long but you get the picture).

Movies:

Anything stupidly funny and starring Stiller, Carrey or Ferrell usually hits the spot. Easily pleased I guess...

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Television:

Alan Partridge, The Office, Men Behaving Badly, Curb Your Enthusiasm, basically anything that'll make that hangover slightly enjoyable.

Books:

I don't get on with books. I've been reading a book about Neil Young called 'Shakey' since Christmas 2004 and am about halfway through. I don't have enough patience to read a book.

Heroes:

THE BULK..

My Blog

Paris

Well... I hope you enjoy this because it took me fucking ages to do.  I decided not to upload all of the photos, because there are about 10 million of the bastards, but here's a selection of pics...
Posted by Carslake on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST

Push The Button vs FROG 20th Jan

There might be a theme developing in my blogs.  A theme, if you will, along the lines of 'I'm not a very good photographer'....FROG is cack by the way.              ...
Posted by Carslake on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

BOSH! 5th January @ OBL

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Posted by Carslake on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

New Years Eve @ The Fly

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Posted by Carslake on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

Roll Deep @ BOSH!

Right, so there was a bit of a setback on the Thursday when ShitDisco called to say they had cancelled all of their weekend shows due to illness.  Naturally we were all disappointed, but after a ...
Posted by Carslake on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:06:00 PST