[CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

BEST EVER, when you're high!!! HAHA

I run with the hatchet.
I chose not to ignore that.
I listen to metal.
I know how to fuck shit up.
I have the ability to love everyone.
Some assholes just fuck it up for themselves.
I love the Spice Girls and Aqua.
I [Wannabe] a [Barbiegirl]
I'm new to Seattle.
It hasn't made the best impression.
I am the best handyman in town.
I know how to plunge a toilet or two.
I'm not skinny.
Get over it.

My Interests

**It does more than turn me on, it makes me CUM**

Everyone who reads this is going to completely think I'm a dork...but so fuckin what?

So, as you sit inside your room, tell me...how could you ever pass me up?

I mean, I mosh, because I dominate, and the sweat from the backs of the laboring men proves to be useful as my hair stays in place with all its sticky goodness

And then of course I love everyone...I mean the crackers, the people of hispanic origion, even african americans and JEWS!!!

I mean I LOVE YOU ALL....I'm like JesuCristo, and you're my lil children who I will cradle for all eternity

Anyways....just get to know me and you'll love me...much like the pilgrims and turkey, me and you go hand in hand!!!!!

So let's get down to some sweet sweet succulent business!!!

YEA...GO TEAM VENTURE!!!

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd like to Meet.

AnyonE

EveryonE

PotheadS

Drag queenS

DivinE [The Filthiest Person Alive]

JuggaloS

JuggaletteS

New friendS

Old friendS

Metal HeadS

RaverS

WitcheS

Please hesitate to talk to me IF you:

Smoke metH

Are racisT

Like to judgE

Like to hatE

Are a perV

Music:

Who I love:
3 6 Mafia
2 Headed Chang
ACDC
Anthrax
ABK (Anybody Killa)
A Perfect Circle
Arch Enemy
AFI
ALice in Chains
Aqua
Aerosmith
Alien Ant Farm
Bad Company
Billy Idol
Black Sabbath
Beastie Boys
Beatles
Beck
Bjork
Bloodhound Gang
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Coal Chamber
Cranberries
Cradle of Filth
Cypress Hill
Chokeout
CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Cannibal Corpse
Daddy Yankee
Dark Lotus
Dr. Dre
Dragonforce
D4L (Down 4 Life)
Deftones
Def Leppard
Dimmu Borgir
Enforsaken
Esham
E40
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
Fleetwood Mac
Grateful Dead
GunsNRoses
Godsmack
House of Krazees
ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Jumpsteady
Janis Joplin
KaneHodder
Knightowl
KISS
KMK (Kottonmouth Kings)
Kittie
KoRn
Led Zeppelin
Lil Rob
Lacuna Coil
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Lil John
Modest Mouse
MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence)
Metallica
Mayhem
Motley Crue
Marylin Manson
Murderdolls
Mr. Criminal
Mudvayne
Megadeth
Ministry
MotorHead
Nonpoint
NIN (Nine Inch Nails)
Native Funk
Norma Jean
Otep
Opeth
Poison
Pink Floyd
Paul Wall
Pantera
Queen
Quiet Riot
Queensryche
Rolling Stones
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rasputina
R.E.M.
Rush
Ratt
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Styx
SPM (South Park Mexican)
Stabbing Westward
Switchblade Symphony
Scorpions
SPICE GIRLS!!!
Shadows Fall
Slayer
Static-X
Smashing Pumpkins
Sublime
Slipknot
Skid Row
Scissor Sisters
Stryper
Soundgarden
Tech N9ne
The Doors
Tesla
Twiztid
Type O Negative
The Darkness
The Who
Twisted Sister
Tool
Van Halen
Watch them Die
White Snake
Wednesday 13
War
White Zombie
ZZ Top
Zug Izland

Movies:

Anything involving:

Blood

Gore

ICP

Drag Queens

Will Ferrel

John Waters

Divine

Ice Cube

Television:

#1 ruler:Aqua Teen Hunger Force...any assholes say anything contradictory. I'll kill you.

Heroes:

Wanna learn how to bake cookies?? Let the Juggla and the Southwest Strangla show you how...BIOTCH!

My Blog

John Wayne Gacy poem

A web of secretsA mind of liesA hidden obsessionSoiled by criesA home interruptedBy your mindless killingA wife confrontedBy your murderous feelingA smell so putredYou left the neighbours sourThey cal...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Charles Manson...

Fed off insecureAlonelittle girlsTap into their mindHynoptizingas their eye swirlsTell themYour horrid little liesMAke them fallFall in loveWith your demonic criesManipulationPLayed so keenLingering o...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

Jeffry Dahmer-poem

A deadly actA lifeless bodyA skull crackedShattered and bloodyA hole drilledA drop of acidA mindless zombieA feeling so placidA decayed shrineOf a deed so greusomeA chilled limbA body so numbA putred ...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:09:00 PST

Crap crap CRAP

Life is fucking crazy. I don't even know what to do with it. One minute I am so completely happy and the next I have this feeling of anxiety and sadness. It's so bogus. I really just need reassur...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST

OOO-Circles 0.o are o.0 treasures-OOO

To dream of a landSo far in the worldTo see such thingsThat delight your eyesYour mind starts screamingTo never leave this placeThe circles that enteredChanged your visionAs the circles are digestedYo...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST

fill this out if you love me...

Just fuckin humor me I need to be showedSome love right now 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercin...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

To LiVE AMOngST FanCy ThiNGsss

Little Miss Muffet,Sat on her tuffet,Stoned out of her fucking mind,Along came a spider,Who loaded the bowl beside her,And left all her worries behind,Now little Miss Muffet,Sits on her tuffet,Trippin...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:07:00 PST

What do i believe?

life is indeed funny. the expiriences we come to recieve and all the shit we've endured, is just a fabrication of who we've become. is coincidence that i am who i am today? or wuz there sum path i wuz...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:38:00 PST

NEw poem, fuck it up1!

Accompanied by hatredIs this pain insideA feeling so coldThat i shiver and hideBeyond the darknessLies my soulAnd inside my heartIm completely unwholeI kno no feelingsI feel no painI love no humanBut ...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:39:00 PST

I can't have sex with you, yur gay

I see diamonds That glisten and gleam I see platinum rain And a sparkly beam Of joy and sunshine Of beauty and fun But the darkness corrupts The delights are soon done The lights flicker Faster and fa...
Posted by [CoRnFLakE CeReaL KiLLa] on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST