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Your Mom

I 3 Rhianna!!!!!

About Me

*I like toast and chocolate flavored Silk soy milk.
*I have to fall to sleep watching TV, usually a Harry Potter movie.
*I love bugs but hate spiders.
*I cry when I get hurt.
*I miss working on cars.
*Pink is my favorite color but I wear alomst exclusivly black.
*Getting kisses makes me happy.
*I talk to my pets and kill every plant I touch (not on purpose).
*I play with my hair when I get sleepy.
*I watch scary movies through my fingers.
*Search by person: yourmom at http://www.lomography.com/homesDeLuxe/

Don't tease me about my hobbies, I don't tease you about being an asshole.

If you think watching cartoons is an unworthy past time, please don't message me!
Friendship is like an ointment
When you've been stung by fifty bees
Wherever you rub it, it always feels better
Because it's a topical analgesic.
--Brak



My Interests

Video games, insects, Lomography, skeletons, 18th century bibles, antique lab kits, apothocary bottles, graffiti art, LA KINGS HOCKEY!!!!

I'd like to meet:

This guy:
Burglars steal 36 sex toys, 18 tubs of chocolate body paint and 12 blow-up dolls from sex shop delivery van. Someone is planning an AWESOME Valentine's Day

Music:

Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Tori, TOOL, Ministry, Sissor Sisters, VNV, Apop, Skinny Puppy, Babyland, Combichrist, Bloodhound Gang, Mash-ups, Imperative Reaction, Inure, System Syn, Oingo Boingo, D-Mode, The Mars Volta, The Hot Toddies, The Lovemakers, Royksopp, 3 inches of Blood, The Shins, She wants revenge, Stromkern, Mindless Self Indulgence, FLA, Wolfshiem, Melotron., Margot and the nuclear so & so's, The Notwist, The Cure, Death cab for Cutie, The Knife, Pink Martini, Captain Ahab, Judgment Day, Victim Nation, The Scratchies.

Movies:

Muthafuckin Snakes on a Muthafuckin plane!!! The Quite Man, Arsnic and Old Lace, Fifth Element, City of Lost Children, Boondock Saints, Harold and Kumar, Super Troopers, Harry Potter, LOTR, Tombstone, chicks flicks, dick flicks, All things gore (Freddy, Jason, Micheal), Star Wars (before Lucas fucked it up), 40 year old virgin, Anchorman, Donnie Darko, Hellboy, Serenity, Beerfest, Secretary.

Television:

ROBOT CHICKEN!!!!!!!, Adult Swim, MXC, MST3K and all things Discovery channel, Scrubs, Top Chef, Blue planet, Firefly, The Brak show, SG:CTC, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, ANTM, Heroes, Father Ted, Black Adder.

Books:

Harry Potter, LOTR, Neil Gaimen, comic books (too many to name), Terry Pratchett, Stiff, Royal babylon, How i became stupid, Social Blunders, His Dark Materials

Heroes:

Leelu, Pendelton, Penelope and Pearly.
Teala, Rhianna, Christine, Avital and Matt - cause they love me unconditionally.

My Blog

Help me raise money for a good cause

http://aidswalksanfrancisco2007.kintera.org/yourmomI'm am once again doing the aids walk SF and I'm trying to raise 500$. Above is the link to my donation page, any amount will help me reach my goal. ...
Posted by Your Mom on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:32:00 PST

back from New York...leaving for LA on Friday

Jebus i'm done with all this travelling. Thank goodness I have litteraly the best roommate ever, not only does she put up with me and my crazy but she cooks and takes care of my pets while I'm out of ...
Posted by Your Mom on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:04:00 PST

London and Montreal - Re-scheduled

I leave on a business trip to London on Sunday March 25th for 3 days then I jet directly to Montreal for 2 days then back home. I will be missing Meat unfortunately, so everyone going has to take care...
Posted by Your Mom on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:44:00 PST

Hmmmm

So Valentine's Day is here yet again and for the first time since....well I can't remember when I'm single, alone but not even remotely lonely. Normally V-Day makes me depressed that I haven't found t...
Posted by Your Mom on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST

Quick update

Seeing I'm terrible about calling people and i completely disagree with using my live journal account here's a quick update. ***Side note: I bash LJ yet I'm blogging on Myspace. Yes I'm a hypocrite. *...
Posted by Your Mom on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

Fuck off....

Fuck ex boyfriendsFuck people that can't pay their fucking tabs so I have tooFuck hunting for apartmentsFuck apartments that aren't pet friendlyFuck friends that blow you off at clubsFuck moldFuck my ...
Posted by Your Mom on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST

Cat <wink> i'm a kitty cat

Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Your Mom on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:18:00 PST

When I'm sad.....

I buy shoes. i bought 3 pairs in the last 2 hours. This is how I got 10k into debt 7 years ago. I need to switch to purses and coats. Shit i have too many of those too. oh well shoes it is. Shopping t...
Posted by Your Mom on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

This made me laugh. SFW

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Posted by Your Mom on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST

Muthafuckin snakes on my muthafuckin blog

Muthafuckin snakes on a muthafuckin plane on the muthafuckin Daily Show!W00tI got my ticket for tonight at 10pm. Oh yeah, first showing and we got the company to pay for them!!!...
Posted by Your Mom on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST