I want to live in an Offspring video.
I almost pissed myself when I saw this.
ATTENTION BULLETIN WHORES.
STFU.
I don't care what you're eating or if you're bored (that's obvious if myspace is your best friend). I don't care about your direct or indirect emotional rants. Myspace bulletins isn't your mom nor is it your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Now that i've got that off my chest.
I love life, love SF, love the people I work with. I'm stuck in the late 90s when it comes to musical taste (just look on the left there if you don't believe me) I like my motorcycle, I like musical instruments. I love video games but don't have time to play them. It's either virtual life or real life, I've been leaning more on the real life side lately. I can beatbox some killer electronic beats or make some killer trumpet noises as I play mariachi guitar upon request.
I miss my Vegas peeps but don't miss Vegas.
Thank you for flying Jomega Airways, please store all emotional baggage in overhead bins. Have a wonderful flight.

My favorite Messenger conversation.
Jomega says: well the whole orbitz was referring to u know who went she send links asking if they were good or no
Rich says: seriously, read that sentence how you wrote it and tell me how you expect me to figure that secret message out
simple pleasures..
rain; naps on public transportation; making up goofy dances in front of my mirror.. (what.. like I'm the only one); CoFoco(tm); a good drum beat; building and working on shit; spooning.

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(57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

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