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Tim

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curmudgeonly misanthropic pessimistic hubristic pertinacious rancorous manipulative deceitful irreverent

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My Interests

Comics, animation, gore films, action figures, plushies, beer.

Making faces at chidren, the static in your blanket during the winter, depressurizing sinuses, flossing, letting tea steep way too long, interent parties, internet, Hamtaro collections, hats that resemble animals, outside of yesturdaze after bartime, memorizing albums, making lists, nintendo ds, available light.

masturbating, knife collecting, zombies, masturbating, internet, kittens, crying.

Music:



Movies:

Tokyo Zombie, Junk, Stacy and the attack of the school girl zombies, The Host, Ichi The Killer.

Television:

Ren and Stimpy, Home Movies, Dr. Katz, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Heroes, Dexter, Dog Bites Man, Wanderlust, The Venture Brothers. ..

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie Wars, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay.

Heroes:

Kyle Zeto.

My Blog

Check out this event: Snakes on a Plane!

Hosted By: Tim BavlnkaWhen: Friday Aug 18, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: La Crosse Marcus Cinema2032 Ward AvenueLa Crosse, WI 54601USDescription:Tim Bavlnka Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST

5 am Reviews: Mathew Blackheart: Monster Smasher

An underwear clad woman descends the stairs, and thought bubbles of sexual harassment like so much Pop-Up Videos can be seen outside of the men's heads. Two men sip drinks in a sky rise apartment and ...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:22:00 PST

new years and a few days passed.

I decided to chronicle my New Years adventure, finally. After leaving for work, I thought that maybe we'd get out early and I could go down for an awesome fun time at the bars a few hours BEFORE mid...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:27:00 PST

5 am Reviews! Three Minutes of Some Spider Movie on Sci Fi!

First of all, I'd like to build up to this review by stating that the Sci Fi Channel (otherwise known as the worst/best channel ever) has been playing a series of spider based movies all night, none o...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:36:00 PST

5am Reviews! My hard drive (part 1), Partition D: Videos.

Sometimes I collect so many videos from the internet that I forget what I have on my hard drive. Sure, some of you probably have a few old .mpg's stored lovingly somewhere to drunkenly show your frien...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rebirth of Mothra III

Rebirth of Mothra III! Finally, The trilogy is complete!!!!!!1111!!!11!!1!!!!1!11 After a coup against a monster who wished to defile all of nature...and some sort of fucking water monster w...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random thoughts of today.

Jack Palance once told me when I was a child (in the form of a Stetson collogne commercial) that, "Confidence is sexy." Being as that may, those words echoed through my head in his voice ever since. B...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yes, I am awake.

It is currently 4:33am. I'm awake, sitting in the dark through some spotted glasses lenses into a glowing 19'' monitor not 1.5 feet away from my face. I didn't really have any thing planned for th...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things that aren't as fun to do alone (part 1)

Walk in the rain. See a movie. Sleeping. Eatting donuts. Dancing. Shopping for clothing. Wading your feet in a small child's swimming pool. Hunting for ghosts. Watching Pee Wee's Big Adventu...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things about me. Part 1.

Things about me: A List I have a very specific placement order for things that go into my pants. I usually back-out of parking spots and pull back in just to be sure I've parked successfully. I l...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST