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Chris

I am here for Friends

About Me

Sometimes, I wonder how far I'd get if I just walked down the street and strangled everyone I passed.

My Interests

Sleeping, napping, reading, eating babies, generally being lazy.

I'd like to meet:

Probably people who don't meet people on Myspace.What a conundrum.

Music:

OKGO, Breaking Benjamin, Rick Springfield, Chevelle, Barenaked Ladies, The Dan Band, The Wallflowers, Stephen Lynch, Tenacious D, Frank Sinatra, Ben Folds Five, Prokofiev, Boccherini, Bach, Handel

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Basic, Fight Club, American Beauty, Count of Monte Cristo, Old School , The Emperor's Club, The Returner (Japanese and absurd, but I don't hold it against it), The Graduate, Stripes, Thirteen, Swimming Pool, not Donnie Darko or Empire Records

Television:

Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, Comedy Central Presents (anyone), The Daily Show, Tough Crowd, South Park, Kid Notorious, Conquest, Mail Call, Unscrewed, Penn & Teller's Bullshit

Books:

Brave New World, Count of Monte Cristo, Sir Apropos of Nothing, Hardcore Zen, Paradise Lost, Donald Westlake, Oscar Wilde, Tim Dorsey, Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Norman Borlaug, Henry Rollins, Hunter S. Thompson