Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Electrogadgetized with penile wiring to spruce your caboose.
"I caught my 14 year old son reading your blogs this afternoon and will never allow him to use the computer again. Because of you we were forced to delete his myspace page as well. Grow up, get a life, and quit poisoning people's minds with your negativity."

-Some random divorced soccer mom who lives with her son and 2 cats-

Don't be offended if I don't know who you are just because we are 'friends' on myspace. Keep in mind, I have A LOT of 'friends.' If your age is in the single digits, DO NOT EVEN TALK TO ME, YOU'RE STUPID AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. I approve almost everyone who requests me, so therefore I can't go checking everyone's age. If you use ebonics in any way shape or form, DO NOT bother messaging me. If your keyboard doesn't work, DON'T bother messaging me. If you're going to be cute and use the word "tha" instead of "the," or "dis" instead of "this" don't message me, it will only piss me off. If you message me saying "who's this," then you should probably reformat your hard drive, cancel your internet account, and consider suicide.
AIM= Newskin87

My Interests

Destroying the world, mobbin' it deluxe.

I'd like to meet:

Do yourself a favor and add me on facebook.

Music:

I have no problem listing some of my favorite bands, in no particular order. I am too lazy to make this list in alphabetical order though.....

311
Strapping Young Lad
Opeth
Incubus
From Zero
Korpiklani
Dredg
Candiria
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rage Against the Machine
Finntroll
Avenged Sevenfold
Alien Ant Farm
40 Below Summer
Ill NiNO
Killswitch Engage
Unearth
The Urge
Taproot
Sevendust
Gizmachi
Chevelle
Dimmu Borgir
R.E.M.
Paul Simon
Edie Brickell
The Beatles
The Clash
Alice in Chains
Talib Kweli
The Roots
NWA
Scape Goat Wax
Darwins Waiting Room
System of a Down
Deftones
LostProphets
Crash Test Dummies
Collective Soul
Days of the New
so many more... I'll add em later.

Movies:

Signs
Labyrinth
Braveheart
Resevoir Dogs
Goodfellas
Dances With Wolves
The Patriot
The Green Mile
Menace II Society
Requiem For a Dream
The Village
UHF
American History X
Platoon
Saving Private Ryan
We Were Soldiers
The Thin Red Line
Sleepers (I was actually in it)
Scarface
Carlito's Way
so many more....

Television:

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

Books:

Anything Dave Barry. And "The Jerky Book" by the Jerky boys. :)

Heroes:

The most amazing girlfriend ever. &hearts

My Blog

I’m very particular when it comes to being a gentleman!

I'm tryng to unleash the magical kingdom onto the world, a myriad musical of murals motioning toward mystical majesty...BUT...INSTEAD... ...I'm having to swallow hardened loaves of male cum, like off...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:16:00 PST

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORLD AROUND YOU:

In case you didn't know, there is a bunch of fucked up shit happening in the middle of our country! I saw it first hand because I just drove through it a few days ago.Places like Iowa, Kansas, and Mis...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:47:00 PST

DID I SERIOUSLY MANAGE TO CLOCKBLOCK MYSELF?

So it's Thursday night, and I just caught a pretty phat buzz courtesy of my favorite beer in the entire world, DOGFISH HEAD 90 MINUTE IPA. For all you faggots who drink nothing but Coors and Bud Li...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:01:00 PST

Will you guys give me some feedback on this poem I just wrote?

"SOMETIMES I WEEP FOR THE SOULS OF BUTTERFLIES" a poem written and arranged by S. Spencer. SOMETIMES I WEEP FOR THE SOULS OF BUTTERFLIES THAT ONCE WERE...THE CRISP SOUNDS THAT A RO...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Tue, 13 May 2008 02:14:00 PST

Why do people kiss the way they do?

I never understood why people turned their heads sideways when they went in for a kiss. I always thought it cool to just headbutt the girl and knock her out before sucking on her lips save her the ago...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:29:00 PST

Another SERIOUS blog from yours truly. Believe it or not.

The whole getting a D.U.I. in California is really fucking me up right now. I have court in 2 days and I am going to be faced with a fuckload of fines and license restriction penalties. So if I lose m...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:38:00 PST

BY FAR... the stupidest chick in the entire world thinks she can fool me. CHECK IT!

Okay you guys gotta get a load of this. This girls Insta’ messages me on aim saying the following:bbyily143 (10:45:04 PM): hey bbybbyily143 (10:48:19 PM): you’re really cute, & i&rsquo...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

CLEARLY SHAWN SPENCER IS GOING TO HELL! HAHAH!

So I tried to get this girl to come hang out with me Saturday night at our house party, because all of my room mates had their girls come over, and the only leftover girls who wanted anything to do wi...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:18:00 PST

THIS IS A SERIOUS PLEA TO ALL WOMEN!

This is a serious plea: the whole attitude of "you say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing SERIOUSLY needs to go." Being a bitch IS a bad thing. Jesus Christ.So I roll up to this bar in Newport Bea...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:07:00 PST

For everyone who plans on purchasing the book I am writing, READ THIS!

First of all let's set a few things straight: This book isn't going to be a lame ass autobiography like some people might think. As amazing as my life is, you guys don't need to hear about all the d...
Posted by Shawn Spencer ~NTAB~ on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:26:00 PST