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RoboChump

My goldfish ate my radio

About Me

I'm all right there. Here. That's me. If I were to entertain you by indulging in the dating circle process of explaining my personality, I would say this: I'm tall, dark and handsome. I don't smoke. I read verbose books on philosophy I don't understand. I'm pretending to be smart, though you can certainly tell by the way I act that it's just a front, and you think it's kind of amusing. I'm kind of like a dog who tries to be human. Every so often, you might find me trying to hide my chew toy in the blankets, or bury it in the carpet. I try to draw, and write, though when I do, it is unimaginative, unplanned, unfocused and ugly -- beyond ugly. Like neatness trying to be ugly for the sake of art, but not art at all -- kind of like how a digital alarm clock is not art. Cheap computer speakers are not art. Nor a CD rack. I'm very rich, totally confident in everything I do, and have no worries. Ever. I don't know what fear is, though I hope to find it one day in my many international adventures with all my many very expensive recreational toys and vehicles. I own a very exotic home in Montecito (which I think is better than Oprah's), and drive a fast car. I don't have to watch my weight, I have a perfectly clear complection. No zits, or blemishes to speak of... except for my third nipple. If I were to tell you who I really am, in words, like those above -- only sincerely -- would you even know as much about me as you do now?In the MBTI I showed interest in the following personality type: INTJ
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My Interests

death, horror, fear, hatred, misanthropy, digital art, ancient art (esp. New Kingdom Amarna Style, Egypt; Celtic; Ancient Norse), just art, mythology (Greek and Norse, mostly), gods, God, psychology, philosophy, narcissism, video games, sex, romance, women, reading, writing, fantasy, surrealism, classic cars, pin-up girls, varga, H.R. Giger, music, movies, nice people, my wacom tablet, computers, photoshop, illustrator, web design, cutting through the bullshit, love, the imagination, creativity, self-mutilation, metal, classical, alternative, rock, comics, anime, the post-apocalypse, dreams, nightmares, psychics, astrology, astronomy, physics, math, politics.........

I'd like to meet:

I don't know who I would like to meet. Though I would like to meet my heroes.I'm pretty open unless I meet someone like any of the people I can't stand anymore. The people I have driven out of my life are best out there left in the vagueness of the unknown. I would not like to meet people like them again. They scare me.......

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Jimi Hendrix, the Smashing Pumpkins (mostly from Siamese Dream), The Clash, The Misfits, The Vines, The White Stripes, Coil, depeche mode, Gary Numan, New Order, Beethoven, Buxtehude, the Faint, Autolux, Queens of the Stone Age, Black Sabbath, A Perfect Circle, System of a Down, Portishead, the Ramones, Skinny Puppy, Radiohead, Dead Can Dance, Pixies, Vivaldi, J.S. Bach, Violent Femmes, Nirvana, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Man or Astroman, AFI, Bjork, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, the Mars Volta, Ministry, Front 242, Switchblade Symphony, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Fear Factory, Adema, Otep, Massive Attack, Deftones, Dinosaur Jr., Static-X, Chevelle, Nirvana, Sonic Youth, Korn, Sublime

Movies:

1984, Fargo, Goodfellas, Casino, Mad Max, Road Warrior, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, Blue Velvet, The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, Fight Club, Miller's Crossing, Saving Private Ryan, The Big Lebowski, Gangs of New York, The Man Who Wasn't There, Hudsucker Proxy, Lost Highway, Eraserhead, Raising Arizona, Barton Fink, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Beetlejuice, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sleepy Hollow, The Fisher King, The Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Indiana Jones, Amelie, City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Reservoir Dogs, LA Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Matrix, AI, Mars Attacks!, House of a Thousand Corpses (sadly not Devil's Rejects, though), Seven, Alien, Alien 3, Born on the Fourth of July, Platoon, Natural Born Killers, Minority Report, O Brother Where Art Thou, Kill Bill (all of it), Bram Stoker's Dracula (laugh if you want, but Gary Oldman's armor was sweet -- Gary Oldman as Dracula is sweeter), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wild at Heart, Sin City, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Memento, Insomnia, The Machinist, King Kong, The Jacket, I (Heart) Huckabees, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, Bottlerocket, Unforgiven, Tombstone, Thunderheart, Uzumaki, El Mariachi, James Bond, Harry Potter, The Prisoner (though it was actually a British TV series now on video -- if still available), A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now!, Schindler's List, Evil Dead, The Quick and the Dead, Army of Darkness, The Spider-Man movies, Batman Begins (Christopher Nolan is good), American Beauty, Total Recall, American History X, Fight Club..........

Television:

I don't like much TV except some anime; Naruto (uh... that's pretty much it), The Office, The Daily Show... not much else......

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Objectivism, Survivalism, and Survivors

I can go on endlessly about how flawed Ayn Rand is.In any case, I was saying that I'm not a weak person, and because of that, the system is flawed. A system that eliminates stronger people is destined...
Posted by RoboChump on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:37:00 PST

Count em.... 6 sneezes in a row...

Anyway, so that was distracting.My concept for the day is this idea of survivalism. I think I call certain people survivalists, or believe them to have a survivalist attitude if they believe they are ...
Posted by RoboChump on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST

Adulthood

On becoming an adult: you might be inclined to make the assumption that you have no one to whom you must be responsible. You might think that since you don't have an adult looking after you anymore, y...
Posted by RoboChump on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

Fiction Writing Class: Dialogue Assignment Rough 01, pt. 2

"I think I'm sticking pretty close to the subject --""Well, it doesn't seem like it," Sil interjected."Maybe if you'd let me speak --""Okay, then talk!""I'm trying to!""Then start making sense."Gabe a...
Posted by RoboChump on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:34:00 PST

Sin of Onan

For a good laugh, check this out:http://www.goodmorals.org/sterile.html
Posted by RoboChump on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:54:00 PST

True

It's true that I'm sick of the True ads.It's true that the women portrayed don't advertise themselves on True, but are in fact True spokesmodels.It is also true that they are neither Naughty, nor Nice...
Posted by RoboChump on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

Sin of Onan (pt 2)

Okay, so last night I left off at the part where I was suggesting that the mind has a sort of language all its own, but it needs a tool to assist in finding certain things (eg to convey certain messag...
Posted by RoboChump on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST

The Moment

Knocking hardLight, slow walkTapping on a saddened heartBeat dropping on a battered windowTeeth exposed in a sheltered hurtSinging play wild drum on chattering steel framesShoulder pumps in sexual dis...
Posted by RoboChump on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

Everyone Should be Friends With Borat

Firstly, I think you should check out Borat's myspace page. I put him on the number one spot on my top 8. I know i'm being way too myspace-ish about it, but I have to make this suggestion because I th...
Posted by RoboChump on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:58:00 PST

'Bucks

So I've worked there about a week, and I'm getting things down little by little. Funny thing, though, it seems like its the finer points -- the details, really -- that I have to learn, and there are a...
Posted by RoboChump on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST