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My Dear Bernard

Living In Pyjamas (I wish I was)

About Me


Cheerful but critical. Cranky but easy to please. Give me a blue sky anyday. Or rain. I like rain.
It is still raining. But I like it.
UPDATE: It is *still* bloody raining! And the winds are incredible! It's like living on a cliff!
When I'm working less hard, here's an example of what I can do:
Student Teacher click here for blog (Finished - am now qualified!)
Publicity and Portraits click here for portfolio
(careful now - have been messing with this and haven't tidied up. Still, it's pretty good, if I do say so myself)
*NEW*NEW*
DeviantArt Portfolio click here for portfolio
(A more selective portfolio, easier to view than the above.)
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Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Superman 65% Iron Man 65% Wonder Woman 50% Hulk 50% Green Lantern 50% Robin 47% Supergirl 40% Batman 35% The Flash 35% Catwoman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Interests

Painting, reading, writing, listening to music at great volume, dancing all night (at least annually!), cooking, design, live music.

See my artwork at http://mydearbernard.deviantart.com

I'd like to meet:

Lots of lovely nice people.

Music:

Absolutely imperative in every way. I have to be very careful as I find certain things give me very serious moodswings.

Muse. Radiohead. The Arcade Fire. Flogging Molly. Gogol Bordello. Peaches. ELO. Garbage. Lemon Jelly. Mr. Scruff. The Mules. Scissor Sisters. Rasputina. Rolling Stones. Smashing Pumpkins. Sparklehorse. The Divine Comedy. The Small Faces. And probably GOLDEN MEAN ... if they ever actually get round to putting any up!

Movies:

Withnail and I, The 'Burbs, 28 Days Later, The Name of the Rose, The Ninth Gate, Without A Clue, Clue!, Richard III, In The Bleak Midwinter, Genesis of the Daleks, Pirates of the Caribbean.

Television:

Basically, we don't watch much tv, rather DVDs. Clever comedy and film all the way, preferably in series so you can put it on in the background and not pay attention while you do other, far more creative things than watch yet more television.

Examples: Have I Got News For You (hindsight is fabulous!), Mighty Boosh, Black Books, Red Dwarf (but not series 8), Blackadder ( He's so lovely and looks like a vicar in real life), and such.

We also listen to the radio, as sometimes it's nice to only have one of your senses fully engaged while you take time out to think. BBC7 is a treasure trove.

Books:

All of them. Except, perhaps, 'Wuthering Heights'. Not a likeable soul in sight.
Note: have now decided to teach this. Go figure.
Big fan of Kurt Vonnegut, Jasper FForde, Edgar Allen Poe, Charles Dickens, and Douglas Adams.
Recently reading: 'The Historian', Elizabeth Kostova; 'The Big Sleep', Raymond Chandler; Bill Bryson, 'Notes From a Small Island'; Philip Larkin, 'High Windows'; Umberto Eco, 'The Island Of The Day Before'; Boris Johnson, 'The Dream Of Rome' (in no less a first edition signed hardback, I thangyow!).
Previously: Danish crime fiction uncorrected proof, 'City of Tiny Lights' by Patrick Neate, 'Vurt' by Jeff Noon, 'The Shadow of the Wind' by Carlos Ruis Zafon; Charles Frazier, 'Cold Mountain'.
OOOoh! I've met: (literary namedropping - I've worked a lot of litfests) Michael Rosen (hero), Seamus Heaney, Melvyn Bragg, Marina Lewycka, Joanna Trollope, Boris Johnson, Adam Hart-Davies (ok, not literary, but he's a cool guy and I helped him find his room), Ralph Steadman, Louis de Bernieres (He does actually have a mandolin.), Colin Dexter, Philip Pullman, Mike Figgis (sold him a deckchair), Bryan Appleyard (cool Sunday Times oracle), David Crystal, Jasper Fforde (Dude!), Hanif Kureishi, Hari Kunzru, Arthur Brown and Polly Marshall (!), Graham Rawle (seriously clever), Harriet Vyner (sorry I missed your house tour).

Heroes:

My darlings.

My Blog

The importance of Friends in the Country

We like our new pub landlords (Phew!). He is a cheeky chappie, and she in an ex-City-girl, and they have a sweet son to whom I am lending books and swapping gem-collecting stories. They like me and th...
Posted by My Dear Bernard on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

The Importance of the Pub Landlord

    Never underestimate the importance of your local pub landlord. When we arrived at the pub tonight - we'd been putting it off for a week because we were so tired and nearly didn't go ofuu...
Posted by My Dear Bernard on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:31:00 PST

The absence of Light

  The countryside is very, very dark.  Living in cities, you never actually appreciate what dark is. I'm sure that, for my whole life, in London and Oxford and Durham, I've never truly been ...
Posted by My Dear Bernard on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:15:00 PST

A normal half-term Thursday....

....mopping Ben's blood off the carpet.    Cream carpet in fact. Not good. Ben's foot decided to spontaneously bleed buckets after he came out of the bathroom this morning, in quit...
Posted by My Dear Bernard on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST