The One and Only Space Cadet

I am lost for words and when I do say something it really random. So here's goes kittens...It's time for a rollercoaster ride called me. Don't come after me rascal. Poop. Fart. Burp. Not in that order mind you. I will hump your leg today and tomorrow I am going to try to chop it off. Cuddly and dangerous, like a furry snake. Oooo I want one of those, but my mom won't let me keep it. I am a fierce and fiery snake catcher, steve erwin anyone? The sum is the answer of the product. So I am -1, maybe -2 if you round down. Let's sing Bennie and the Jets really loud...and have a few corona's, that's if some bitch named Jenn<3 hasn't drank them all by the time we get to that super nifty place we plan on going. That's it, I gave you the condensed version of what happened during chapter one and two. Book report me bitches. I just want my soda. I am not going too far, just outside where I can't hear you anymore.

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