My name is Tiffany. My nickname is Ace.. or Vampire.. ;)
I graduated May 23, 2008 from ASM. So now I'm a licensed Massage Therapist. I'm going to school to become and EMT.. then a paramedic so I can save your life. I also make and sell my very own handmade hula hoops.. :) (want one?) I hoop dance in my free time and have fallen in love with it.. also fire hooping.. :)
I have a little girl named Nova and she is my life. Her nicknames are Bean, Beanie and Novie. She will turn 2 this October!!
I just moved back to the Cape this June! I miss my friends back in Texas already!
Well heres what I love.. sick things like blood and guts, gore, death and car accidents. Themed parties, black and white, duct tape dresses, baths with heart marker nipples. Counting shots with stars, table dancing, and driving fast. Stripper poles, sinning, creepin, stripper shoes, taking poops, food, food and more food(I'm a 92 lb. fat kid inside). Late nights at CVS, texting, waxing cooters on the bathroom floor, and making out. Penises on Hondas in the snow, last minute spur of the moment piercings at Pincushions, tattoos and drinking from the blenders. Spraying random cars with the hose as they drive by my house while hiding in the bushes, funnel cake, and pictures. Long conversations, never have I ever, and 20 questions. Going to the gym and not working out, sleepovers, jell-o shots, and being gay in P-town. Learning new hooping tricks, slides and swings. Fishing, hikes, and running in PT's. The word CUNT. Fishing for pineapple chunks in the tub, day trips and the beach. CHUCKS:) Burger King's hot mozzerella sticks (while they are still gooie inside), the wheel barrow, ball shaving instructions, and peeing in your pants at the gas station from laughter. I love funny faces and laughing, pictures, and watching the sun rise on the beach after a late night. I love my Jetta (V-Dub is her name).
I'll do anything for my friends, so if anyone breaks their hearts I'll break your face..
I have horrible road rage.. so don't get in front of me.. and don't get behind me and get on my ass.. it's only going to make me drive slower.. break check! I love to use my horn and yell CUNT out the windows. But, I ALWAYS stop for pedestrians! Also I hate how people ignore "Baby on Board" signs.. I feel they drive more reckless around me. Also.. old people should have to re-take their driving tests when they get to a certain age..
I don't love everyone and I don't try to. I hate everyone I meet until I get to know you. I'm rude and can be a major bitch. So if you think I'm being a bitch, I am. Hang in there and I might start to like you. :) I'm crazy, loud, and shy. I recycle and try to eat all organic. My friends call me a tree hugger. I'm a dork, but I'm smart. I try to wear my sandals year round and I love music. I may seem innocent, but I'm far from it. I miss the ocean, trees and dunkin donuts when I'm away from home. I've had so many good times with my friends and I wouldn't trade it for anything. I love the weather channel, history channel and educational things. Taking Nova to the playground. Times gone by so fast and I take pictures like crazy. I've got a time line of of photos. I love the Red Sox and Patriots, born and raised in Falmouth, Massachusetts. I'm not perfect and I never will be. I love who I am and I will never change for you, so don't try you'll just be wasting your time. I love my tattoos and I'm getting more, If you don't like it don't look. You don't like my attitude, don't talk to me. I've got many piercings, and love them too. Push my buttons, I'll push yours ten times harder with a smile on my face. I hate drama and catty bitches. I love revenge. I am from Falmouth. I try to be good, but I love to rebel. Tell me to do one thing I'll do the other. Love me or hate me, I'll always forgive you, maybe not forget, but I will forgive.
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