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King Dana

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About Me

i'll make you laugh, but other than that im a douchebag. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. My Outstanding Little sister Bryann. The toughest, smartest girl i know she'll kick your ass with a smile. she is one of my best friends and I feel lucky to know her and sometimes i feel blessed just to ride in her wake. I love you. Do me a favor keep laughing and always just be you.

My Interests

fishing, sports anything outdoors hiking biking
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I'd like to meet:

Alicia Keys and all you Dirty Girls

Music:

Rock, Hip hop, Rage against the Machine, Lynard Skynard, ZZ Top, Joe Cocker, SUBLIME, Aerosmith, BuckCherry, etc. a

Movies:

Scarface, The Godfather I-III, I like old movies, action, mafia, or Any comedy

Television:

Sports, The red sox, the patriots, family guy, Scrubs, the simpsons

Books:

I cant read! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Heroes:

ME, Tony Montana, Howard Stern, The Donald,the old people who clean Circuit ave. i admire your dedication, Fred Durst, My Grandfather, My mother, my sister and handicapped kids they are smarter than all of us. FIGHTING ONLINE IS LIKE RACING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS; EVEN IF YOU WIN YOU'RE STILL RETARDED!