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'Danger' could be my middle name.........but it's 'John'

About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul John Bearman
Birthday: 13th March
Birthplace: Mile End, London
Current Location: My bedroom, which is in Luton
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Hair?
Height: 6'2'' I think
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: I'm 56,428th in line for the throne.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Both
Your Weakness: Chess
Your Fears: Monkeys attacking me in my sleep.........you never know.......
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatfeast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Quit work to become a full time musician
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hehe, cool (according to Dean)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucking hell! (if it's a weekday)
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes I guess
Your Bedtime: Late normally
Your Most Missed Memory: Putting down the battery for my camcorder. I can't find the bloody thing anywhere!
Pepsi or Coke: Either
MacDonalds or Burger King: Good question
Single or Group Dates: Hey, I'm not fussy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea.......so underrated
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, a good cup of tea will suffice
Do you Smoke: 'Fraid so
Do you Swear: It's true, I do smoke
Do you Sing: That'd be telling
Do you Shower Daily: Used to, but I'm a bath man nowadays. Changes like that are what make me so exciting.
Have you Been in Love: I have
Do you want to go to College: Would they have me back?
Do you want to get Married: Thought you'd never ask, you saucy little thing
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm convinced I don't exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: 59% of me looks like Laurence Fisburne
Are you a Health Freak: Haha! Stop it, it hurts!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: I can take them or leave them I guess
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, the drums......and I tinkle on guitar now and again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope (everyone: "awwwwww")
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I haven't
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Never tried an Oreo. Am I missing out?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Is this really relevant?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah baby!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No woman no cryyyyyy
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sadly not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The hearts of attractive women everywhere?..........OK, no I haven't
Ever been Drunk: Me?
Ever been called a Tease: Erm, I'm not sure...probably
Ever been Beaten up: Kind of, not too badly though
Ever Shoplifted: A couple of times when I was younger. Is it wrong to be proud of the fact that I once nicked a Parker fountain pen from Tesco's?
How do you want to Die: Tickled to death by midgets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Shorter
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia (just 'cos it's so far away) or Japan ('cos it looks so god damn cool)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not fussy really
Favourite Hair Color: See above
Short or Long Hair: Notice a pattern emerging here?
Height: She should have some height, yes (thanks Little Britain)
Weight: I don't want to limit my options just yet
Best Clothing Style: Clothes are so yesterday. Why can't we just let it all hang out?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Is this still part of the boy/girl bit?
Number of CDs I own: Over 200 I think. I'm certainly not counting them
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 47
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My Interests

Playing music, listening to music, writing music, talking about music, reading about music, Luton Town FC, football in general, comedy, films, books, comics, off-the-wall humour, drinking, the TARDIS, laughing, conspiracy theories, Chinese food, KFC, sleeping, Scott's glasses with one ear hook......

Music:

The Who (number one band of all time!), Jimi Hendrix, Blur, The Beatles, Cream, Gary Moore, Manic Street Preachers, The Kinks, Supergrass, Pink Floyd, Lenny White, Polysics, The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, Electric Six, Pulp, Metallica, Cave In, N*E*R*D, The Darkness, The Cardiacs, The Jam, The Dismemberment Plan, Madness, Foo Fighters, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dungen, Frank Zappa, Kashmir, Death From Above 1979, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, I'm Not A Gun, The Enid, Oasis, Kings Of Leon, Melt Banana, Slayer, Thin Lizzy, Down, Blink 182, Stiff Little Fingers, Bloc Party, Bis, Mong Hang, The Prodigy, The Monkees, Squeeze, The Police, Chas & Dave, The Sex Pistols, Black Sabbath, Outkast, The Futureheads, The Avalanches, The Smiths, Alanis Morisette, Spinal Tap, Deep Purple, The Zutons, Sepultura, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, The Small Faces, The Corrs, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, The Misfits, BB King, The Screaming Blue Messiahs, The Groundhogs, The Coral, Santana, Mountain, Mr Bungle, M83, Drive Like Casey, Blumunki, Rogue, Dead Girl On Pavement, Third Law, and many more........

Movies:

To name a few: The Shawshank Redemption, McVicar, The Kids Are Alright, Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, A Fish Called Wanda, any of the Laurel and Hardy's, the Pink Panthers and the Monty Pythons, Chopper, The Long Good Friday

Television:

Only Fools and Horses, The Young Ones, The Comic Strip Presents, Filty Rich & Catflap, Family Guy, Peep Show, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Auf Widersehen Pet, The Likely Lads, Father Ted, Big Train, Red Dwarf, The Incredible Hulk, Doctor Who, Minder, One Foot In The Grave

Books:

Currently reading: 'Kenilworth Sunset?' by Tim Kingston