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Safety Dave

like stickin his cock out the window and fucking the night

About Me

you know youre doing it wrong when its spraying in all directions



My Rig(totally stole this idea, but its still cool)
GUITARS: Epiphone SG(EMG81), BC Rich V
AMP: Peavey Valve King 100Watt Head, Ashdown Peacemaker Cab
RACK(in the making): DBX 266XL Compressor/Gate(no longer use pedals apart from tuner)

My Interests

playin guitar, gettin drunk, music, goin to gigs

I'd like to meet:

zakk wylde, nick catanese, robb flynn, phil demmel, and mitch harris

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I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com



'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

machine head, black label society, napalm death, mastodon, strapping young lad, lamb of god, nile, devil driver, dragonforce, meshuggah, the almighty punchdrunk, pantera, dregs, dog tired,fall out boy, system of a down, fear factory, slayer, chimaira, man must die, soulfly, sepultura, iron maiden, AC/DC, cannibal corpse, zimmer's hole, carcass, ozzy, devin townsend band, sandblasted (RIP my brothers, u ruled), superjoint ritual, damageplan, amon amarth, sons of slaughter, american head charge, metallica, lynard skynard, akercocke, throwdown, skindred, misery index, the haunted, killing joke, down, the berzerker, raging speedhorn, the melvins, lordi, stone sour, and a abit of good old george thorogood

Movies:

kill bills 1/2, terminator series, alien series, predator 1, (2 sucked ass), die hard series,, lethal weapon series,, chronicles of riddick, pitch black, house of 1000 corpses, pulp fiction, the devils rejects

Television:

scrubs, south park, invader zim, the simpsons, friends, takeshi's castle,

Books:

disc world series
My Emo Fetus I adopted a cute lil' gothy fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Heroes:

zakk wylde, panic cell, bryan ottoson(R.I.P.), eric clapton, angus and malcolm young, keith richards, dimebag(R.I.P.), devin townsend, jed simon, phil demmel, christian olde wolbers, dino cazares, nick catanese, kerry king, jeff hanneman, daron malakian, bill steer, matt willcock, brent hinds, bruce forsyth, randolf scott

My Blog

The OFFICIAL rules of Shotgun

History Lesson: The term shotgun refers to back in old wild west days, when a person would have to sit next to the driver of the wagon with a shotgun to protect them from highway robbers Rules So far ...
Posted by Safety Dave on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:16:00 PST

DOWNLOAD 2007

well, im gonna start the night before download, the people who was with me will know the night started with a trip to glasgow, singin movie theme tunes on the bus and shit like that, was a good laugh,...
Posted by Safety Dave on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:41:00 PST

BOBFEST 2

well, well, well, did that not just kick the fuckin shit outa everything?i gotta say, as far as deadshot go, that was our best performance, higgy fuckin ripped on vocals, so proud of him likeother ban...
Posted by Safety Dave on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:30:00 PST

CHANGES TO BOBFEST 2 DATES

right, i dunno how many people who were comin to bobfest will read this, but the dates have been changed from the 24th and 25th of may to the 31st of may and the 1st of june due to a fuck up at the to...
Posted by Safety Dave on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

TEACHING

Right, well i figure seeing as i havnt got much to do in my spare time, im gonna try n start teaching guitar to people who wish to have lessons, nothing to fancy, just a basic knowledge of guitar play...
Posted by Safety Dave on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

this is out of sheer bordem

right, its 25 past midnight, im bored, still about an hour till scrubs comes on, so im gonna post a blog(and a totally unimportant and uninformantive 1 at that) was at mastodon last night, and i can h...
Posted by Safety Dave on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST

DEADSHOT

WOW YEAY...got the new deadshot myspace up and running, and are actually in the process of tryin 2 record a demo, we have 1 song done apart from drums and vocals so its lookin alright so far, will upd...
Posted by Safety Dave on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:13:00 PST

Uprising...

RIGHT, as some of u may have heard already, uprising have parted ways with our singer greig and we wish him all the luck in the world with nerosis, i hope it works out for him. we as a band are moving...
Posted by Safety Dave on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:09:00 PST

clipshack sucks ass

right, the video of uprising on my page is bein real queer and not workin, and i dont think the 1 on the uprising myspace is workin either, sorry(if any1 cares) but its a serious peice of gash, so her...
Posted by Safety Dave on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:51:00 PST

Achmed Magillacutty

"u look mighty fine in them jeans boy" just got back fi strapping, and FUCK ME THEY ARE THE BEST BAND ON THE FUCKIN PLANET!!!!!!!!seriously, no band can be called the best untill u see strapping, ive ...
Posted by Safety Dave on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:09:00 PST